Fred Willard arrested

Jul 19, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: MyABC50.com

Actor Fred Willard attends the official launch party of BritWeek at a private residence in Hancock Park 2012 on April 24, 2012 in Los Angeles, California.

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1 - 7 of 7 Comments Last updated Jul 21, 2012
Elmer Frisbee

Elk Grove, CA

#1 Jul 19, 2012
'm amazed at this story for two reasons:

There are still adult movie theaters? I thought video killed them entirely!

A 78 year old guy can still get it up? Now that's REALLY amazing! He deserves a medal for that...unless he had just popped a Viagra!

Seriously haven't the Hollywood cops got anything better to do than search for adult masturbators in dark adult movie theaers? Fred now joins the ranks of such world famous porn theater meat beaters as Pee Wee Herman and this story will stick with him for the rest of his life! All because he was spanking his monkey in a porn theater! That's sort of sad!

There wouldn't have been enough jails to hold us and enough court rooms to try us if they arrested every one of us dudes who jacked off at the adult movies back in the glory days of porn! On the hottest day of the year you would see gents coming in with raincoats and overcoats to put over their laps while they whacked their noodles.

A few uncouth jerks didn't bother with coats and let it all hang out as they dinged their dongs! You had to watch out for those slippery floors too...it wasn't Coke down there! Yes I speak from experience and I sort of miss those days! Thank God I never got caught!

Sorry you got caught jerker brother Willard but next time you get itching for some porn I'd just stay home and put on that DVD of "Big Breasted Italian Babes WHo Take It Up the Pooper #26". Cheers!
Buster

United States

#2 Jul 19, 2012
he obviously does not an internet connection at home, doesn't he know it's all free now ;)
Elmer Frisbee

Elk Grove, CA

#3 Jul 19, 2012
Buster wrote:
he obviously does not an internet connection at home, doesn't he know it's all free now ;)
Good point! Either that or he just wanted to show off the "family jewels" in public! For that all he has to do is go on Chatroulette or Omegle and wave the the old weenie! Nobody would even have to know it's 78 years old there! Those two web sites have got to be a weenie waver's wet dream! Exhibiting your ancient but apparently still functioning senior citizen dong in a sleazy porn theater is so passe now darling!
Stan and Kyle

United States

#4 Jul 20, 2012
Fred was doing something for Tosh.0
DirtyDeedsDoneDi rtCheap

Cantonment, FL

#5 Jul 20, 2012
Free PeeWee & Fred!
Dill Doe

United States

#6 Jul 21, 2012
I agree, I mean everyone jerks it in theaters dont they
A Thought

Vacaville, CA

#7 Jul 21, 2012
He is a comedian ain't he? What's funnier than that?

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