Obama: Born In The U.S.A.?

lastoutlaw wrote:

<quoted text>Glad you cleared that up; you had me going for a minute.
Hey, S&K!
And Hey, AC Incognito!
Who are you today?

RAVE!!!

Ain't that a bug trap for roaches?!
Also, a special celebration?!
Hey everybody, let's do the wave!

Who am I today?

Well, my elusive friend, you are about to find out.

I'll wait a few to build up on the suspense factor. Take 5. LOL!!!
Plus, I'll need to get my post reply quotes and links together to properly drill the heck out of you.

So, who am I today?

Today, I'm AC, PI ... that's AC, Private Investigator.
Or, for the IP address references ... AC, IP ... that's AC, Investigator Private.
No, wait. That could mean something else!!!
Hmmmmm. Very interseting.
Very interesting indeed.

lastoutlaw, you have been brought in before Topix Congress on technological charges of misconduct regarding your political campaign.
Prepare to be ...

INTERROGATED, AC style!!!

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Ooops.
I got red flagged in this post with the warning "Your name can only contain alphanumerics, underscore, or dash".
I'll have my intern handle it.
No, not Monica Lewinsky!
But, I must say she is pretty.
Hmmmmm.
Oh.
Back to posting.
Posting comments, that is.
Okay, my intern recommends I go with "AC_PI" for THOSE familiar with the underscore.
If you don't know what the underscore is, my intern recommends "google" it.
Oh, screw it.
Go, google yourself!
I'm going with the dash. As in Flash, the superhero!

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Ooopz.
Same red flag again.
Forgot to change name.
Shape shifting?
I'm post shifting!

Before we proceed with the proceedings.
Uh, hmmmmm.
We have an announcement.
To the driver of the yellow Ford pickup truck, you're light are on in the parking lot.
Google Earth!
No, wait. That's not the announcement.
The announcement is that I can't help but keep noticing all the attractive womenn's photos in the Topix on-screen Dating sections.
Are women posting on Topix the most beautiful on the planet or is it just because the beautiful ladies are in L.A. trying to make an entertainment career come true?
Uh, hmmmmm.

Now, back to proceeding with the proceedings.

lastoutlaw, you are on trial!

Oh, wait just a minute.
There has been some last second evidence come forward.
Man, is my intern red in the face.
Not because of the last second discrediting evidence to the technological charges that have been brought against your political campaign.
But because I went with the dash instead of the ubderscore.
Oh. The evidence!
Your post reference from last year refers to a 6 GB RAM (Memory).
The ad is 8!
Looks like you have been let off the hook for the time being.
Well ...
Do you have anything to say for yourself ... or your partner ANN C. Vice-President Candidate (er, Co-President Candidate ANN COULTER ... with the long flowing blonde hair)?
Would she like to take the STAND?

We were with you all along.
These proceedings were a test to prove your honest character to the American people.
And to promote the great family of computers endorsed by the lastoutlaw campaign.
eMachines, Acer, and Gateway.
eMachines and Gateway ... lastoutlaw has used them personally and recommends them.
Vote lastoutlaw, America!
He makes the bad guys "byte" the dust in PC Tuneups.
We may have to unite the world at least temporarily and change this from a national election to a global one.
Every Earth born person should have the right to vote for lastoutlaw!

The right of the people to keep and Bear Arms shall not be infringed. Ammonium Nitrate!!!

Dean Jones grew up 10 miles from here. He always comes back to do local theater. Great guy. I am still a big fan. A friend of mines dad had one of the promotional VW's from that movie. I have always wanted one really badly also

Raydot wrote:

The right of the people to keep and Bear Arms shall not be infringed. Ammonium Nitrate!!!

Hi, Raydot.

My arms are bare right now! But not kept very good. I've been getting bug bites. Maybe spider? Maybe flea? Maybe both? Maybe sumthin' else?

Keep "bear" arms? Maybe, that's best for the taxidermists.

The right of the people to keep and bear arms? An "arms" collector. Legs?

I had a BB gun when I was a kid. The toy kind and the real kind. BB's. Such a pretty gold color.

lastoutlaw!!!!!

Your sentence is ...

... 4 years in the White House with possibility of 4 more years. And if we can sneak in a change to Presidential term limits?!

It's a unanimous landslide decision.

Stan and Kyle wrote:

Dean Jones grew up 10 miles from here. He always comes back to do local theater. Great guy. I am still a big fan. A friend of mines dad had one of the promotional VW's from that movie. I have always wanted one really badly also

That's awesome!

He is a great actor no doubt. A lot of Disney movies. I even saw him in a movie on TV of a stage performance of the classic Charles Dicken's story "A Christmas Carol". I believe it's called "The Gospel According To Scrooge". Guess who was Scrooge? Yes, Dean Jones! Check it out.

Speakinmg of the Jones'. The world lost a great one this year. I'm speaking of the legendary Davey Jones. The Monkees! Now, they were a great band and the TV series was groundbreaking and wonderful to say the least. Hey, hey, we're The Monkees and people say we monkey around. Love their songs!

Hey, S&K. Would it be possible for you to provide a link to that local newspaper story on you? Or at least maybe give us the paper name and issue date the story was in and if the paper is online we can try to look it up.

The Indy 500 is on today. I should be catching some drive-bys on there. Maybe I can see a few minutes. VROOOOOM!!!

I hope Tony Kanann win's. It his his 11 Indy 500, car number 11, 11 laps to go

Stupid in Lardmore wrote:

I hope Tony Kanann win's. It his his 11 Indy 500, car number 11, 11 laps to go

This just in. Did he win? I missed it. Was crossing the race lane, looking for a crosswalk to cross to the other side of the track like a good pedestrian and they almost hit me! LOL!

Hey, Car #53 looks like a VW Volks Wagon BUG. Herbie, the Love Bug???!!!

And if it come down to it everyone of us except the american indian is the only true American here.We are all immigrants who gives a danm.

anonymous california wrote:

It is the law of our land, the United States of America, that every President must be born in one of the states of this country.

That is not true.
The Constitution says a person has to be a natural born citizen in order to be President. It does not say you have to be a US native, it says you have to be a citizen at birth. Since his mom is a citizen, Obama didn't have to be born in the US to be a natural born citizen.

lastoutlaw wrote:

<quoted text>Glad you cleared that up; you had me going for a minute.
Hey, S&K!
And Hey, AC Incognito!
Who are you today?

Hear ye.
Hear ye.
All rise.
Okay.
All sit down.
All rise.
Okay.
All sit down.
Get up!
Get down!
Get back up!
Get back down again!
LOL!!!

The case involving lastoutlaw's questionable use of his computer regarding his campaign has been reopened due to some last minute findings.

Well, lastoutlaw, it would seem that you conviently got off this time.
The mock post trial, if we can call it that for these proceedings.
Not surprising, seeing that you are the one and only lastoutlaw.
It looks like Post #557 has "mysteriously" vanished.
Not surprising, you must have friends in high places that find it amusing to destroy evidence. ;-)
Seriously ... it must've been the "Best Buy" weekly ad link post that I thought had your Gateway.
Next post said I was wrong based on your last year description of it having 6 GB RAM (MEMORY).
But, as luck -- or fate -- would have it, I just happened to come across ANOTHER "Best Buy" weekly ad.
This time for June 3-9, 2012.
Yes, 2012!!!
The mysterious year when, according to the many that interpret the ancient Mayan stone calendar as such, the Earth's polar poles will shift on Dec. 21st and the world will become undone and undergo a change of biblical proprtions.

Prepare yourself for the link .....

mikey860 wrote:

And if it come down to it everyone of us except the american indian is the only true American here.We are all immigrants who gives a danm.

Great post!

Now, if we could only have an American Indidan for President!!!

The only fair thing to do would seem to give all the land back to the modern American Indians and let them decide what to do with it.

Was just thinking. Adam & Eve (in the Bible story) were "immigrated" to the Garden Of Eden. Right? Maybe the Serpent (the one that deceived Eve about the Forbidden Fruit) was probally one of the only true "citizens" there.

i gets so pissed at donald trump, he wants to start this up again. he needs to shut his mouth. the president has proven he was born in the us. let it go. he seems to want to start trouble with alot of celebs.

lastoutlaw,

And now Post #571 has V-A-N-I-S-H-E-D.

It contained the Best Buy weekly ad link that may have been the "Missing Link" that could allow lastoutlaw to show us all his wonderful Gateway computer.

All these missing posts on Topix.
DO we have a "post predator" on the loose on here?
Could be the Roboblogger (I think that's what "THEY" call it) doing its job.
But could this be something Rapture-related?
Perhaps we have misinterpreted the holy scriptures in regard to the Messiah coming/returnig???!!!
The posts appear to be TAKEN in the blink of an eye!

Or maybe the lastoutlaw does have friends in high places (like Donald Trump's memorizing "do" ... the hairstyle)???!!! ;-)

One lastoutlaw, you do know the penalty for such blatant destruction of evidence, don't you?
Remember WATERGATE???!!!
No, there will be no resignations.
No impeachments.
No removals.
(And no post removals for you either)
And, certainly no PARDONS.
No, not for you.
You will get one thing and one thing only.
4 more years.
And if you can swing by one thing for the American public in your first term.
PLEASE.
A computer in every home.
And a computer for every citizen.
AND have everyone of them set for topix.com to be readily available so that each and every American citizen can enjoy the distinct priviledge of "posting" on America's greatest social network!

:-)

anonymous california wrote:

lastoutlaw,
And now Post #571 has V-A-N-I-S-H-E-D.
It contained the Best Buy weekly ad link that may have been the "Missing Link" that could allow lastoutlaw to show us all his wonderful Gateway computer.
All these missing posts on Topix.
DO we have a "post predator" on the loose on here?
Could be the Roboblogger (I think that's what "THEY" call it) doing its job.
But could this be something Rapture-related?
Perhaps we have misinterpreted the holy scriptures in regard to the Messiah coming/returnig???!!!
The posts appear to be TAKEN in the blink of an eye!
Or maybe the lastoutlaw does have friends in high places (like Donald Trump's memorizing "do" ... the hairstyle)???!!! ;-)
One lastoutlaw, you do know the penalty for such blatant destruction of evidence, don't you?
Remember WATERGATE???!!!
No, there will be no resignations.
No impeachments.
No removals.
(And no post removals for you either)
And, certainly no PARDONS.
No, not for you.
You will get one thing and one thing only.
4 more years.
And if you can swing by one thing for the American public in your first term.
PLEASE.
A computer in every home.
And a computer for every citizen.
AND have everyone of them set for topix.com to be readily available so that each and every American citizen can enjoy the distinct priviledge of "posting" on America's greatest social network!
:-)

My laptop died. I just figured out how to restore it. That was a close one. Hope you cats are doing great.

Stan and Kyle wrote:

<quoted text>
My laptop died. I just figured out how to restore it. That was a close one. Hope you cats are doing great.

Details? Details?

What happened to it?

Was it an attack?

Restore it? Oh (OHIO!!!-- LOL!!!), do you mean 'System Restore' that lastoutlaw instructed on early in this thread last year?

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Well, I really got the "itch" to go green on here, if you know what I mean? lastoutlaw did a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. HA! So, why don't we register?! S&K, you could even have a photo in yours of ... Stan and Kyle on South Park. Cool! Or you could be Butters?! And I could be ... well, I don't know but maybe Uncle Fester from the Addams Family TV show. The one where he turns on a light bulb in his mouth. Cool! That would work for a name like AC. Speaking of electricity (as you would understand being an engineer) and not just my california anonymous status. Or I could be Kenny?! Come on! What are we waiting for? outlaw, you may need to take us by the hand and escort us to the right place.