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While passing through Liberty last week I stopped at the Shell Mart to fill my truck, I set the pump latch to fill it well it didnt shut off automatically and shot gas over most of one of my shirts long sleeves paid for the gas and left , lit up a cigarette (forgetting about the gas on my sleeve)and yes my arm is on fir I am flapping my arm out the truck window and at the same time a police officer sees what is going on behind me and hits hits his lights and the next thing you know is he gives me a ticket Wow what a day

town advisor wrote:

While passing through Liberty last week I stopped at the Shell Mart to fill my truck, I set the pump latch to fill it well it didnt shut off automatically and shot gas over most of one of my shirts long sleeves paid for the gas and left , lit up a cigarette (forgetting about the gas on my sleeve)and yes my arm is on fir I am flapping my arm out the truck window and at the same time a police officer sees what is going on behind me and hits hits his lights and the next thing you know is he gives me a ticket Wow what a day

It's probably cause you are not allowed to have an open flame in town..

Maybe you shouldn't smoke! Probably thought you were smoken weed to do something crazy like that.

Ticket for what?

What in the hell did he give you a ticket for?? That's just stupid!

for not stopping,dropping,and rolling...lol

Well I thought you would never ask, he wrote me a ticket for WAVING A FIREARM IN CITY LIMITS

lol

HAHAHA... that was really good! ;)

Man you waited a long time to get that out. That's funny. You are my new hero. Lol

Tee-He wrote:

Man you waited a long time to get that out. That's funny. You are my new hero. Lol

What are you a fly? A long time to you is one day?

Johnny Rotten wrote:

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What are you a fly? A long time to you is one day?

There you go its just a joke and a pretty good one and now here comes johnny rotten ass with his smart ass comments you are a tool just can't that it be can you.

He held that in a month. Pull your fingers out of your bum and try counting on them.

No, it seems it took you a month to get it. First post nov. 10....waving a firearm, nov 11. Thats still one day when I count with any of my fingers. I'll use the two middle ones to flip you two birds.

As for you mr. stinky hole. Why don't you try reading your posts first before posting them. Ever hear of a comma? They help the rest of us understand you gibberish.

It's your gibberish not you gibberish.lets get it right Johnny (I like it up the ass)Rotten.

uncleahole wrote:

It's your gibberish not you gibberish.lets get it right Johnny (I like it up the ass)Rotten.

I knew you would jump on that. You don't win a battle of witts with name calling. You forgot a "n" in your name...uncleanhole. Sticks and Stones, dirtybutt.

i think you should give up, unclean. johnny has got you dead to rights. at this point you are just embarrassing yourself.

There is no way that you or anyone else can embarrasse me or me embarrasse myself.You two are just couple of little twitts that don't know dick.If I was you i'd just leave things as they are.I do know who you are and were you live.

That is pretty dumb. Hey did u hear the story on the news where the meth heads were cooking and one dumba%$ lit up a smoke and blew the place up killing the other.. If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is not for you!

Thanks ohmy, and yes this is pretty dumb.Thanks again for putting me on the right track.The joke above was a pretty one.