Lewisburg Water Fountain Down

Does anyone know why they shut off the Lewisburg water fountain? I heard someone took a massive crap in it and they may have to replace all of the PVC pipes connected with the fountain. Is this true?

not true negative,they are waiting on a new filter that goes in the fountain system,it must be replaced yearly fountain should be back up on tuesday.

To much sperm clogged the filter.

guys wrote:

To much sperm clogged the filter.

That's so gross dude! They should stop all that public masturbation going on downtown!

It's all of those old guys hanging around watching the kids play! Those fountains attract all the pedophiles looking for a cheap thrill.

Lombard wrote:

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That's so gross dude! They should stop all that public masturbation going on downtown!

Gee, how many old guys spanking off does it take to create a jizz river big enough to clog a fountain?

Depends on how many doghnuts they have eaten before they ejaculate.

It's kind of obvious that all the Lewisburg hater's populate topix & a congratulate themselves with their comments on everything! This topix thread & the Farmers Market one. Seems like the people actually doing stuff in Lewisburg are not on topix. Hmm, I smell a connection...

obvious wrote:

It's kind of obvious that all the Lewisburg hater's populate topix & a congratulate themselves with their comments on everything! This topix thread & the Farmers Market one. Seems like the people actually doing stuff in Lewisburg are not on topix. Hmm, I smell a connection...

No, thats your upper lip, obvious! Go wash the yuppie off your face!

Lombard wrote:

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That's so gross dude! They should stop all that public masturbation going on downtown!

good one.......... or it is all the urine and feces leaking out of kids diapers. or is it the horny old women who can't get laid going commando and letting the spray hit them juuuuuuuusssssst right?

Odor Eaters wrote:

<quoted text>No, thats your upper lip, obvious! Go wash the yuppie off your face!

And thers another comment thtat proves the point!

Oh. I meant 'there is' and I spelled that wrong! Surely the hippy hunters are on the prowl!

So how many more comments can we have about lewisburg! You know they are all pretty much the same boring shit!: I hate this town, it sucks, it was so much better when so and so was here! The hippies suck, they ruin everything! Cue a million tired comments about hippies! It was never the same since they came around & its so much better with them gone! etc, etc. "we have nothing to offer but constant streaming bi*chy commentary on everything" yeah we still like to bi*ch constantly but none of us can come up with a coherent comment on anything. "bi*ch about the farmer's market, bitch about the restaurants downtown, bi*ch about everything, oh and bi*ch some more

and theres another wrote:

So how many more comments can we have about lewisburg! You know they are all pretty much the same boring shit!: I hate this town, it sucks, it was so much better when so and so was here! The hippies suck, they ruin everything! Cue a million tired comments about hippies! It was never the same since they came around & its so much better with them gone! etc, etc. "we have nothing to offer but constant streaming bi*chy commentary on everything" yeah we still like to bi*ch constantly but none of us can come up with a coherent comment on anything. "bi*ch about the farmer's market, bitch about the restaurants downtown, bi*ch about everything, oh and bi*ch some more

And here you are bitching some more, you dumb ass.

LOL wrote:

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good one.......... or it is all the urine and feces leaking out of kids diapers. or is it the horny old women who can't get laid going commando and letting the spray hit them juuuuuuuusssssst right?

If it is then what clogged the fountain? Labial Jelly?

Hello. I am a tourist from out of town and I came on Topix to see if I could learn a little about the community that I will be visiting during the upcoming PGA tournament. Thank you and I will never come back again. You people disgust the very essence of mankind and I will not be spending any money in downtown lewisburg or near that filthy water fountain.

Not From Here wrote:

Hello. I am a tourist from out of town and I came on Topix to see if I could learn a little about the community that I will be visiting during the upcoming PGA tournament. Thank you and I will never come back again. You people disgust the very essence of mankind and I will not be spending any money in downtown lewisburg or near that filthy water fountain.

Good. F*c* you and go to hel*. We didn't want you here anyway creep!

Not From Here wrote:

Hello. I am a tourist from out of town and I came on Topix to see if I could learn a little about the community that I will be visiting during the upcoming PGA tournament. Thank you and I will never come back again. You people disgust the very essence of mankind and I will not be spending any money in downtown lewisburg or near that filthy water fountain.

Wait, don't leave just yet. I want to see if you would like to join Lewisburg's International Farting Club. We are going to have a convention very soon and you are invited. Please bring some beans and an extra pair of shorts and underwear and a gas mask, if needed. We meet at the water fountain after the Pedo's leave on the first friday of each month.

Alert for Lewisburg water fountain. Strange looking man seen on bench today with large 2-gallon size bucket of popcorn sitting on his lap. He looked suspicious, so after he threw the bucket away, I went and retrieved it out of the trash and found that there was a large hole in the bottom of it and the sides of the bucket were unusually greasy, but not from butter. I wanted to bring this to the attention of the police, but I don't trust them, they would probably try and turn it around and say it was my popcorn hole bucket in the first place.

Was it that cop that's on leave with the mental problems? Describe this person!