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created by: loose stool | Jun 24, 2009

Milford, PA

115 votes

Should Gregahomo prepare for martyrdom?

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  • Yes
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  • Soil his Unitard
  • hormone therapy
  • Use big toes for thumbs

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Gregolio

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Jun 25, 2009
 
The only "hormone therapy" I'll need is cortisol for my bunions and bunionettes that flared up while jamming my feet down your throat during your ass-stomping!
Gregolio

Manchester Township, NJ

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Jun 25, 2009
 
My "big toes" are preoccupied scratching away the last remnants of your "Adams' Apple"!

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#3
Jun 25, 2009
 
I said Gregahomo not Gregolio. Would you answer to Dickface too? I guess if the unitard fits soil it!
Gregolio

Manchester Township, NJ

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#4
Jun 25, 2009
 
Silly Willi, that's awfully contradicktory of someone who's answered to "loose drool", "duped mule" and "noosed fool", but what more would I expect from Prader-Willi! Respond?

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#5
Jun 25, 2009
 
Gregolio wrote:
My "big toes" are preoccupied scratching away the last remnants of your "Adams' Apple"!
Trying to make a woman suit I see. I aint't no size 14!
Gregolio

Manchester Township, NJ

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Jun 25, 2009
 
loose stool wrote:
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Trying to make a woman suit I see. I aint't no size 14!
Now that would be a daunting task unto itself considering once I got my feet past your intestines, I'd be met with the concrete platform, known as your head! A rental of a K12 would be required which wouldn't be difficult, as I would just tell them the truth (cutting through concrete to expose raw sewage). No, the difficult part would be how many blades I would have to burn up before I got it out of the way!

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Brooklyn, NY

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#7
Jun 30, 2009
 
Ah oh, the vote is getting close, Gregdahomo. You better keep moistening that #2. Vote early and vote often!
Gregolio

Manchester Township, NJ

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#8
Jun 30, 2009
 
Better keep that balloon-knot protruding, intravenous drip chamber open full throttle, stool. Can't let Tank stop rabbit-romping his mouse, now can you?
Gen Lee

Manchester Township, NJ

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#9
Jun 30, 2009
 
Hey stool, Tanks been pushin' the "button" for days, when ya gonna answer?!

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Brooklyn, NY

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Jun 30, 2009
 
you be talkin' about the umbilical?

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Jun 30, 2009
 
Only a layman would rent a K12. I know you'd blow a volunteer fireman to borrow the same. I suspect with yin's husky voice you could get it over your head. What you'd do with it then is anybody's guess. Try sayin' a dirty word. It will set you free.
I am a "cock" "sucker". I am.

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Jun 30, 2009
 
I suspect like most people from your "neck of the woods", Gregdahomo. you sit there in your hemorrhoid infested bowel and pound away at your germ infested keyboard talking like you could actually get up out of your flaccid encrusted existence and muster a punch on your own behalf. The one thing I know is that you country fucks are as soft as the Pillsbury dough boy and ripe for the pickin'! I suspect your infatuation with Winnebagos and litter boxes is due to a reality that is a little more real for you than for me.
Gen Lee

Manchester Township, NJ

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Jul 1, 2009
 
loose stool wrote:
you be talkin' about the umbilical?
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, stool!Umbilical? Is that what you're deluding yourself into thinking that is? Now c'mon spew 'n' chew, you're taking this whole transtesticle thing a little too far, don't ya think? You should've stopped at the removal of your Adams' Apple! Call yourself a surgical plastiques expert if that's what you want! I'm in the field of "plastic explosives"!
Gen Lee

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Jul 1, 2009
 
loose stool wrote:
Only a layman would rent a K12. I know you'd blow a volunteer fireman to borrow the same. I suspect with yin's husky voice you could get it over your head. What you'd do with it then is anybody's guess. Try sayin' a dirty word. It will set you free.
I am a "cock" "sucker". I am.
And only a dummkopf would need a K12 for a lobotomy! What need would I have to blow a fireman to get it, when I could just plop your slimy, slug-like carcass onto a handcart and wheel you over to "Teds Youngest Dalmation" to do the "dirty drool dance" on his sac! That wouldn't be too far fetched considering you'd entice him back in the day by placing "snausages" on your kneecaps to get him to hump your leg Back when you had them!
Gregolio

Manchester Township, NJ

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Jul 1, 2009
 
loose stool wrote:
I suspect like most people from your "neck of the woods", Gregdahomo. you sit there in your hemorrhoid infested bowel and pound away at your germ infested keyboard talking like you could actually get up out of your flaccid encrusted existence and muster a punch on your own behalf. The one thing I know is that you country fucks are as soft as the Pillsbury dough boy and ripe for the pickin'! I suspect your infatuation with Winnebagos and litter boxes is due to a reality that is a little more real for you than for me.
Germ infested keyboard you say! Must be from not washing my hands after picking and flicking your dingleberries back down your windpipe! So why don't you tell me what got you evicted from the "projects". Must've been all that gymnastic pogo practicing, when you were trying out for the "Special Olympics", perfecting the "Wall Mount"!
Gregolio

Manchester Township, NJ

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#16
Jul 1, 2009
 
Plastic surgeons can be expensive, stool! Try calling yourself a welder it's cheaper! Hell, you're already halfway to a cyborgs' existence anyway! Keep hoppin' into the noose! Boing,boing,boing,boing....GAK !!!!
Gregolio

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#17
Jul 1, 2009
 
Somebody take that f@$#ing "mouse" away from Tank already, he thinks it's a goddamn "nurse-call" button! That thingamajigs gotta be lookin' like a morsel by now!
Gregolio

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#20
Jul 1, 2009
 
Dear Mr. Stool,
I was pooing today and i started to pee at the same time.
is this normal?
Also When i forced stopping the poo, the area between my anus hole and my pecker started to hurt, it was like when your muscles hurt.
This isn't normal because when ever i force stop a poo coming out it doesn't hurt. this time it did.
Gregolio

Manchester Township, NJ

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Jul 1, 2009
 
Gregolio wrote:
Dear Mr. Stool,
I was pooing today and i started to pee at the same time.
is this normal?
Also When i forced stopping the poo, the area between my anus hole and my pecker started to hurt, it was like when your muscles hurt.
This isn't normal because when ever i force stop a poo coming out it doesn't hurt. this time it did.
Ahhhhh! The tranquil sound of a loose stool flushed!
loose stool

Brooklyn, NY

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Jul 1, 2009
 
Gregolio wrote:
<quoted text>Ahhhhh! The tranquil sound of a loose stool flushed!
Go green Gregoliohomo. Only flush after both you and your chimp have defecated.
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