Is Gregolio and his sock puppet employable?

The only Spanish I need to know is, "driver doesn't have any cash".

Is Gregolio aware that in some states it is against the law to ride with sheep in a boxcar?

Grego can you say, "Can I flush that for you sir". If you can, you can get a good job at the "Chocolate Singles" weekends at Mt. Haven. You get extra "tips" for hand jobs.

If someone needs to satisfy a handicap requirement then yet he's employable. The problem is how does he empty his colostomy bag when he's holding the "slow/stop" sign.

loose stool wrote:

Grego can you say, "Can I flush that for you sir". If you can, you can get a good job at the "Chocolate Singles" weekends at Mt. Haven. You get extra "tips" for hand jobs.

Gotta go stool, I have an interview w/ these guys this morning, I'll be sure to let you know how it went.

loose stool wrote:

Is Gregolio aware that in some states it is against the law to ride with sheep in a boxcar?

No I didn't know that loose stool, is that one of those hillbilly blue laws only someone like you would be aware of? So tell me, were you still attached to the sheep when you were arrested?

loose stool wrote:

Grego can you say, "Can I flush that for you sir". If you can, you can get a good job at the "Chocolate Singles" weekends at Mt. Haven. You get extra "tips" for hand jobs.

I spoke to the manager over there and hey, I saw all the plaques on the wall, you were employee of the month for 6 straight months, thats impressive! Anyway I didn't get the job, I forgot to get my green card from Pablo's house. Oh and by the way, the manager told me about the fact that you were once called "Solid Grip".

Hey Gregobamo, grow'd back yo chiggers yet??
fo' shizzle my nizzle???

loose stool wrote:

Hey Gregobamo, grow'd back yo chiggers yet??
fo' shizzle my nizzle???

Yo, why'd you leave out fizzle? Musto bin cuz dats what I reduced yo pothetic azz to when uze got caught up wit Tank in da war zone. Left yo ass fo dead humped up on da hull 'o dat biatch, awl melted an shit, shii! Tawt 'bout callin' yo azz loose mothaf@#&in' drool!

Can't foeget 'bout sizzle neitha! Shiii, dats wha happind when da drool hit da hull! tssss..........tsssss......... tsssss

loose stool wrote:

Hey Gregobamo, grow'd back yo chiggers yet??
fo' shizzle my nizzle???

Please refer to me as Barack Obomba! Show some respect to your superior!

Feslett bedar beszed mond emur vecepapir, ugy kimar kula!!

Gregolio wrote:

<quoted text>Please refer to me as Barack Obomba! Show some respect to your superior!

Yo Greg, you said refer! High Five!!!

loose stool wrote:

<quoted text>
Yo Greg, you said refer! High Five!!!

Yo azz ain't got no ahms leff foo!!

What's with the brown blob in the background of your logo. It almost looks like the silhouette of your fallen brethren and what do the stars represent...shellshock?!!

Hey fubsy go put the punchinello suit on, you're up!

Just bumping up to entice the "homo" out of his hole.

Still hungry? Let's see, yesterday you had hamdungers and curly turds, today was shit scampi. Hang on a sec. Just got the mail, and Mondays' menu has Fettufesces alfredo on it, okay!

Thanks lunch lady! Don't forget to wear that net on your beard Monday! don't want another violation from the Health Dept.

loose stool wrote:

Thanks lunch lady! Don't forget to wear that net on your beard Monday! don't want another violation from the Health Dept.

Alright, good tip! I don't wanna get fired or anything. I've been savin' my pennies to buy a big piece of land out here. I'm Gonna put the "Garden" back in the "Garden State". They're predicting a drought in the near future and I could really use a "Robo-Drooler"