Michael Jackson

*sigh* Poor, poor Michael... *sniff*.. *sob* poor poor Michael... he was such a talent.

I heard he died of food poisoning.....They said he was found with 12 year old nuts in his mouth.

Bennett Ave kid wrote:

I heard he died of food poisoning.....They said he was found with 12 year old nuts in his mouth.

What do you mean "12 year old nuts"? I'd eat 4 or 5 year old nuts. They're yummy!

Gregolio wrote:

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What do you mean "12 year old nuts"? I'd eat 4 or 5 year old nuts. They're yummy!

Trying to "shield" your hidden desires and pastimes using my name, huh Moose Tool?! While we're on the topic of "nuts", I got the K12, a bunch of diamond blades and a plasma cutter for your necessary lobotomy/nudering procedure! Fear not stool, that plasma cutter should rip right through the coral that's grown around your sac from laying in your own drool all this time! That "salty dog" diet of yours didn't help either! So come out from behind the "glittered spandex", you boondoggling buffoon, your sac is feeble and should look nice on the ol' fig fondlers' mausoleum! Remember loose stool Michaels' legacy lives on in you, time to pay homage!

Now that I think about it. I like salty nuts, the younger the better.

Loose Stool was primed for a comeback and then the inevitable......"GAK ", happened!

Gregolio wrote:

Now that I think about it. I like salty nuts, the younger the better.

Loose Screw, from your avatar, I get the sense that you're happy about the new job.

I like beans. Human beans!

Looks like Gregoliohomos are twins separated at birth. No doubt the umbilical cord has tin cans tied at each end.

loose stool wrote:

Looks like Gregoliohomos are twins separated at birth. No doubt the umbilical cord has tin cans tied at each end.

And you would know,'cause you were our afterbirth!

I have a bet with my buddy--who is dumber the
matamoras people or the milford gang. He says
the matos are really dumb and I say it is a toss up.
What you all say?

Yo Duke, you piece of "shit". Ask your daughter Tawana , she blew every fireman in Matamoras and Milford. she's gotta know.

Duke wrote:

I have a bet with my buddy--who is dumber the
matamoras people or the milford gang. He says
the matos are really dumb and I say it is a toss up.
What you all say?

I'll say that your "buddy" is a full-blown meathead to make a wager against a "toss up". Where are you two from, Planet Momo?! I'll also say that I agree with Drooped Boobs' post, regarding your sister! He was the "fluffer" during that episode!

You tell him Mom! I'll check your muff for chiggers later.