RockShow! replaces Barry Manilow for one night

No No one can replace Barry Manilow. I wish you well and a speedy recovery.

i agree Andrea if anyone can its Neil Sedaka

I can stand in for both of them- check this out Oh I hear heckling in the rain and It's driving me crazy-or how I love I love the Challenger girl Happy birthday sweet Maxine-or Her name was Lola she was a show girl-It turns out she wasn't a girl but she kept on showing it at The Homocabana.Hold the applause I'll be back.

hey do you do paridoes

you dont do a good job at it

Evan wrote:

you dont do a good job at it

Oh you hurt my feelings now I'm going to let the tear drops run down my big snoze.Oh Evan you insult me and start me to shakin my heart is breakin and I need you today.Oh Evan you lead me astray but that's ok because your just a young flake anyway.

your lyrics are ugly

Evan wrote:

your lyrics are ugly

Yea I know and my big Schnoze is ugly too but I'm rich Baby.

Evan wrote:

hey do you do paridoes

I sing the paridoes tht make the young girls cry I sing the paridoes that brings a tear to young Evan's eye I am corny music and I write the songs . It's parody dimwit no paridoes.I 'll have my paridoes with some nacho cheese please.

im not gay i like girls and if youre gonna call me names i suggest you get your ass off topix right now bub

Barry Man I Blow wrote:

Hey, Berry, how about a little ditty for Evan to inspire him to come out of the closet?

Ok anything for my fans. OH Evan your hiding in the closet and I need you today.Oh Evan come out of that closet right away.I remember all my life wishing Evan could be my wife but you rejected me like a dull knife and I need you today.Oh Evan I miss you and I want you to stay.Thank you ladies and Gents this is Berry and this has been a Massive schnoze production.

Evan wrote:

im not gay i like girls and if youre gonna call me names i suggest you get your ass off topix right now bub

Oh Evan how can you like girls when you got me to croon for you.We could invite Boy George and George Michael over for a homo on the range party.Homo Homo on the range where the poofy boys act so strange Oh give me a home where the homos roam and the scene is like broke back mountain all day.Com e on little bub hows about a back rub?

forget it Berry Manholenose youre weird and im normal so im not kissing you

no im not pucking up to any of you queer dudes im not a queen if i dont pucker up im queen if i pucker up

Barry Man I Blow you are crazy im not kissing you and im not no little bub but if you want ba kiss just close your eyes and hold your lips to my fist

Evan wrote:

forget it Berry Manholenose youre weird and im normal so im not kissing you

Oh Evan that breaks my heart to hear you say that.

Barry Man I Blow wrote:

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Evan, me thinks thou protest too much.
When did you first know you were gay? Also, when did you begin cross dressing and wearing make up?
Berry, any thoughts on this?

Oh Evan you look so pretty today and I want you to stay but you send me away.Now get all prettied up baby we are going to have a gay ol time.Just me and you and Ricky Martin it will boys night out for wieners.

Evan wrote:

no im not pucking up to any of you queer dudes im not a queen if i dont pucker up im queen if i pucker up

Come on little man how about just a little peck on my cheek just past my big ass schnoze baby now pucker up buttercup.

Evan wrote:

Barry Man I Blow you are crazy im not kissing you and im not no little bub but if you want ba kiss just close your eyes and hold your lips to my fist

Oh Evan I'd love to kiss your hand your such a handsome little dude and so smooth too baby face.Now come on give Berry baby big smootch.Lol

Oh Evan you come and start me faking and I need you today.Why did you stray we were both being so gay but you sent me away Oh Evan please come over again because Berry is a lonely man.You know I can't smile without you if you only knew how you made me blue you come back too.Thank you this has been a big schnozz production and my sponsors big wipe tissues thanks you.