Today I Saw

skinwalker wrote:

Katia, here is a line-up of the 10 most wanted Squirrels. I hope you can sort out which one attacked you..http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=yyBRRs5QJTY

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Katia wrote:

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The COOTRON BOMB!!! That's fabulous. I never knew, but up until this situation arose, I never needed to know. You've done an immense service not only to me, but to the countless others, who have, hitherto, suffered in shame and silence at the filthy little hands of abonimable, scheming cooties. The Cootron Bomb should strike fear into each of their miniature hearts, and effectively put the Kibosh on any plans that they may have to divide up, and then conquer, our fair city. Hooray for the Cootron Bomb, and kudos to you for providing this invaluable information just when we need it the most!

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Lobo Viejo wrote:

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Tomorrow I'll tell you about Al Qooda, the cooties terrorist group.

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Katia wrote:

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As for the long, purple thing, presumably an appendage, there are only a few things that it could be. I hope that it comes with a pouch or a pocket or something,'cause that ground is mighty cold, mighty cold.

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CallousOneToo wrote:

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Yeah... that's just nuts.

skinwalker wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =EFWeldHtJgI

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skinwalker wrote:

1. The state or quality of being obscene.
2. Indecency, lewdness, or offensiveness in behavior, expression, or appearance.
3. Something, such as a word, act, or expression, that is indecent or lewd.
4. Something that is offensive or repulsive to the senses: "What had once been a gentle hill covered with lush grass turned into a brown obscenity of bare earth and smoke" (Tom Clancy)...

skinwalker wrote:

Yes, the phone-call was ominously obscene and was probably one of those plastic "Cooties" with its back two legs missing ob·scen·i·ty (b-sn-t, b-)
n. pl. ob·scen·i·ties
1. The state or quality of being obscene.
2. Indecency, lewdness, or offensiveness in behavior, expression, or appearance.
3. Something, such as a word, act, or expression, that is indecent or lewd.
4. Something that is offensive or repulsive to the senses: "What had once been a gentle hill covered with lush grass turned into a brown obscenity of bare earth and smoke" (Tom Clancy).
Cooties have become bold, brash, bullish, and have started their offensive upon your home. Becareful, when you step outside that you don't step on one that is very damaged but still has a body and will attached itself to your shoe....at this time, over 75% of all dork cooties are in the NV....

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5. Topix posters

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Katia wrote:

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Thank you for that valuable information. I hadn't gone so far as to think of them as obscene, Tom Clancy reference notwithstanding, but there is certainly the potential for them to become so. I believe that that would require the wearing, on their part, of minuscule raincoats and small small pants cut off at the knee held up by twine (I believe that's how, traditionally, these things start) and I'd better be ready for that. I don't know what they've got against me, all of a sudden. Can it be that they read these posts and are offended that I'm not especially anxious to be a cootie-carrier, or did they just pull my name out of an exceedingly small hat? Unless....and it's possible....they are IN TOUCH with that squirrel in Denver!?! This may be taking up the shape of a conspiracy. I'm all paranoid now, which is probably exactly what they want. It may soon be time to detonate that Cootron Bomb. And I was not aware that such a large amount of Cootie activity was coming from N.V. As usual, I'm a nervous wreck. However, thanks again for your support.

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Hmmmm....I can't believe I'm going to say this but........you are very clever and entertaining. Perhaps I misjudged you!

Lobo Viejo wrote:

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Tomorrow I'll tell you about Al Qooda, the cooties terrorist group.

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Katia wrote:

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I'm waiting, with a martoonie in hand,'cause I think I'm gonna need it, to learn more about Al Qooda.

Lobo Viejo wrote:

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I have been trying to decide just how much information I should release to this public forum as I do not want anyone to panic. But Al Qooda operatives have infiltrated the United States.
We know that they are responsible for a string of terrorist attacks where they place paper bags full of fresh dog poop on the front porches of people's homes, squirt lighter fluid on the bag, light it, and then ring the door bell. The resident of the home sees the burning bag and instinctually proceeds to stamp out the fire with their foot.
But they have also done things far worse than this.

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Katia wrote:

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Without giving too much away, because I know how risky to yourself these revelations are, can you say at this time the exact or approximate # of Cooties it takes to fill, transfer, douse and then light the bag? When they ring the doorbell, do they all run the same direction, or do they scatter? Are the dogs in on this? Good God, the ramifications are horrifying. Why, if this information falls into the wrong hands, or claws, or paws, it could mean total chaos, just for starters. I see what you're getting at. We have to watch out. We could be playing right into their tiny hands. Thanks for the intel. I know that everyone who reads this will treat it Top Secret and not tell the Cooties that we know.
What else have they done? Can you say at this time?

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Katia wrote:

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Without giving too much away, because I know how risky to yourself these revelations are, can you say at this time the exact or approximate # of Cooties it takes to fill, transfer, douse and then light the bag? When they ring the doorbell, do they all run the same direction, or do they scatter? Are the dogs in on this? Good God, the ramifications are horrifying. Why, if this information falls into the wrong hands, or claws, or paws, it could mean total chaos, just for starters. I see what you're getting at. We have to watch out. We could be playing right into their tiny hands. Thanks for the intel. I know that everyone who reads this will treat it Top Secret and not tell the Cooties that we know.
What else have they done? Can you say at this time?

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Lobo Viejo wrote:

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Cooties, like ants, can carry many times their own body weight so it does not take many of them to carry out a burning-bag-of-poop terrorist attack. The cooties have shot video of many of these attacks, and these graphic and horrifying videos, with lots of closeups of the victim's shoes, are posted on the Al Qooda website.
We know that the Al Qooda are religious fanatics. Prior to each attack, the cooties offer prayers to their God, the Big Coohoona.
I hesitate to describe the next category of Al Qooda terrorist attack because it is so cruel. But, I guess you should know.