Wacko on the loose in La porte texas

Commodes are killing people! Elvis died while on the commode! Thousands of people are dying on commodes every year! Let's outlaw the commode!

OK... now that you think I'm some kind of wacko activist radical that really wants to outlaw commodes... you have the proper mindset to receive a lesson in commonsense.

The very act of sitting to squat... causes undue intestinal strain... especially for people who experience constipation... or are constant strainers. The undue strain results in hernias and is most likely also a major cause of constipation itself. The hernia can kill you... the constipation will too... eventually.

Try taking a natural squat... if you're constipated... or if you're not.

It's the best option you've got... take a natural squat.

You'll have almost no use for all the toilet tissue that you've bought.

Cause you don't get IT all over you when you take a natural squat!

And while you do your duty you call smoke a doobie with all the marijuana that you've bought!

But remember they will jail you if they smell you when you're smokin pot!

But the only pot that will kill you are the commodes that you've got!

Take a natural squat!

Heavy Fed
October 2009
www.HeavyFed.com

This was copied off of his website, just another reason for people to ignore his ignorance!

inthaknow wrote:

Commodes are killing people! Elvis died while on the commode! Thousands of people are dying on commodes every year! Let's outlaw the commode!
OK... now that you think I'm some kind of wacko activist radical that really wants to outlaw commodes... you have the proper mindset to receive a lesson in commonsense.
The very act of sitting to squat... causes undue intestinal strain... especially for people who experience constipation... or are constant strainers. The undue strain results in hernias and is most likely also a major cause of constipation itself. The hernia can kill you... the constipation will too... eventually.
Try taking a natural squat... if you're constipated... or if you're not.
It's the best option you've got... take a natural squat.
You'll have almost no use for all the toilet tissue that you've bought.
Cause you don't get IT all over you when you take a natural squat!
And while you do your duty you call smoke a doobie with all the marijuana that you've bought!
But remember they will jail you if they smell you when you're smokin pot!
But the only pot that will kill you are the commodes that you've got!
Take a natural squat!
Heavy Fed
October 2009
www.HeavyFed.com
This was copied off of his website, just another reason for people to ignore his ignorance!

Thanks for posting that here for me!

I LOVE how people think that I don't want anyone seeing things I post on my website!

I'll probably get 100 hits to my site too... thanks for posting the url!

LOL

That was a bit of humor I wrote about the absurdity of Marijuana being illegal!

Feel free to post anything else you find on my site!

"Awwww man... you're hurting me!"

Heavy Fed
http://www.HeavyFed.com

Ha Ha... Yeah, Elvis surely did die on a commode. But that isn't what killed him. The coroner's report lists cardiac arrhythmia, which means little more than "his heart stopped". Later reports contributed his death was most likely drug induced. He also had a severe bowel impaction, which was rumored to be as hard and dry as a 2 day old dog tool on a hot summer day.

What an insane idiot!

HopefullyHopeful wrote:

Ha Ha... Yeah, Elvis surely did die on a commode. But that isn't what killed him. The coroner's report lists cardiac arrhythmia, which means little more than "his heart stopped". Later reports contributed his death was most likely drug induced. He also had a severe bowel impaction, which was rumored to be as hard and dry as a 2 day old dog tool on a hot summer day.
What an insane idiot!

Exactly... the commode killed him... the constant straining impacted his bowel... and the stress on his heart killed him.

Bearing down hard like that raises your blood pressure immensely.

Use your brain.

It's fun to read though! It'a a lot like reading some of the stuff Manson was always scribbling.
Weird and illogical... as usual.

So... do you deny that thousands of people die on the commode every year?

And how many die from smoking cigarettes?

And how many die from drinking alcohol?

And how many people die from smoking weed?

Enough said?

LOL

HopefullyHopeful wrote:

It's fun to read though! It'a a lot like reading some of the stuff Manson was always scribbling.
Weird and illogical... as usual.

Illogical?

Please explain how that is illogical.

You can't... can you?

THAT... is illogical!

See how ignorant he is

inthaknow wrote:

See how ignorant he is

You DO know... that a period usually comes at the end of a sentence... right?

I realize that is probably not something you would know... being that you are a High School graduate.

This writing is harmless. It's far less toxic than the neighbors we used to reside among before we switched neighboords.

So what if the man writes this on his own website? At least he's not preaching racial hate and calling his homeowner's association that his neighbors are the "n" word because they didn't mow their yards when they thought they should.

At least he's not La Porte's FAA association having a bake sale at Lomax and running off people with his mouth who have responded to the Bayshore Sun's article to support their community.

At least he's not one of La Porte's residents who is a Deer Park firefighter who obtains his family's Christmas presents from the Toys for Tots campaign every year.

At least he's not one of La Porte's school teachers who suspended a 6-year old student for sexual harassment because she flung her arms running on a field during a field trip and accidentally hit one of her same sex classmates on the behind.

At least he's not one of La Porte's police officers who hires hookers for the weekend and apparently gets off watching them mow his yard in bootie shorts and high heels.

At least he's not a local tire shop owner who takes to physically assaulting his customers when his temper gets out of control and get away with it because the land owner is friends with a key player in city government.

Yes, there could be a lot worse things than being a pot smoker yammering on about natural squats in La Porte. Why waste your energy on someone who is apparently harmless?

Poor Puppy wrote:

This writing is harmless. It's far less toxic than the neighbors we used to reside among before we switched neighboords.
So what if the man writes this on his own website? At least he's not preaching racial hate and calling his homeowner's association that his neighbors are the "n" word because they didn't mow their yards when they thought they should.
At least he's not La Porte's FAA association having a bake sale at Lomax and running off people with his mouth who have responded to the Bayshore Sun's article to support their community.
At least he's not one of La Porte's residents who is a Deer Park firefighter who obtains his family's Christmas presents from the Toys for Tots campaign every year.
At least he's not one of La Porte's school teachers who suspended a 6-year old student for sexual harassment because she flung her arms running on a field during a field trip and accidentally hit one of her same sex classmates on the behind.
At least he's not one of La Porte's police officers who hires hookers for the weekend and apparently gets off watching them mow his yard in bootie shorts and high heels.
At least he's not a local tire shop owner who takes to physically assaulting his customers when his temper gets out of control and get away with it because the land owner is friends with a key player in city government.
Yes, there could be a lot worse things than being a pot smoker yammering on about natural squats in La Porte. Why waste your energy on someone who is apparently harmless?

Good Grief....all this in our little town of La Porte? I am blown away.

Oh, I just remembered I left something off.

The group of men who said they represented the interests of the community who came into the new hairdresser's business on Main Street (the one who previously occupied the lower floor of Bobby's 2-story building that is for sale or lease) and demanded she take $13,000 of their money, close her business and go quietly away or they would employ stronger measures. They let on that stronger measures would mean violence.

The poor woman walked out on her lease with Bobby scared to death.

Just another example that there are many worse people in La Porte than the guy described above.

Granny...you can't win with some of these people..they have actually condemned me to the electric chair for trying to give my puppy to someone that can take care of him better than me.

Poor Puppy wrote:

Oh, I just remembered I left something off.
The group of men who said they represented the interests of the community who came into the new hairdresser's business on Main Street (the one who previously occupied the lower floor of Bobby's 2-story building that is for sale or lease) and demanded she take $13,000 of their money, close her business and go quietly away or they would employ stronger measures. They let on that stronger measures would mean violence.
The poor woman walked out on her lease with Bobby scared to death.
Just another example that there are many worse people in La Porte than the guy described above.

well maybe you and him should date then you idiot!

concernedmommio wrote:

Granny...you can't win with some of these people..they have actually condemned me to the electric chair for trying to give my puppy to someone that can take care of him better than me.

You got a rightful tongue lashing for being an irresponsible and neglected pet owner, which you just owned up to in your last post on another thread.

Why bring that drama here? Do you just poop on every thread hoping you'd find more than 1 or 2 people to offer up sympathy for poor pitiful picked on you?

inthaknow wrote:

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well maybe you and him should date then you idiot!

Why would I date Bobby? He's married and so am I.

Poor Puppy.....how do you know all this? Has any of it been reported to the police? I've only lived here a few years...maybe we should consider moving with all this going on and the crazies.

Poor Puppy wrote:

This writing is harmless.

They just latch on to any little thing... in desperation to try and make me look bad... but they only reveal themselves.

I don't mind really... I'm used to people doing that... I fought racists for years that did the exact same thing.

I get called all kinds of names... none of them stick though.

Why should hateful people be any different... no mater where they are from?

inthaknow wrote:

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well maybe you and him should date then you idiot!

Hey, High school graduate... if you're going to call someone an idiot in a forum, it's probably best not to do so in a sentence like the malformed one you used.

Heavy Fed wrote:

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Hey, High school graduate... if you're going to call someone an idiot in a forum, it's probably best not to do so in a sentence like the malformed one you used.

It was a statment, IDIOT! And as I said before I aint writing a paper for a college term or a newspaper. Get over the fact that the only fault you can find is spelling and puncuation...