Too Soon For Whitney Houston Jokes?

I guess I'm going to Hell for this....

-What were Whitney Houston's last words?
Blub, blub, blub.

-Whitney Houston is now starring in a new film called "The Bodybag".

-Bobby Brown has committed suicide over Whitney's death. His last words? "Two can play at that game, bitch!".

-What song was playing on the radio when Whitney drowned?
Splish, Splash, I was taking a bath. Long about a Saturday night.

-What do the Titanic and Whitney Houston in common?
Both crashed and sunk to the bottom.

-What don't they have in common?
One cracked before going down, the other smoked crack before going down.

-Why did Whitney Houston snort Splenda?
She thought that it was Diet Coke.

-Whitney Houston apparently discovered that there IS a mountain high enough.

-There's going to be a huge line outside of Whitney Houston's funeral. Which, coincidentally, is what killed her.

Newspaper Headline:
Whitney Houston Beats Bobby Brown To Death!!

What did Whitney and Apollo 13 have in common? A crack problem.

What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and my piece of junk car? At least my car can hit 50.

Whitney Houston? More like Whitney Deadson!

Fat Head wrote:

Whitney Houston? More like Whitney Deadson!

That is the funniest one I have heard, that's gold jerry, gold!

Kenny Banya wrote:

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That is the funniest one I have heard, that's gold jerry, gold!

At the very moment I was reading this, Kenny Banya was on Seinfeld. It was the episode where he bought Kramer's suit which had Uma Thurmon's phone number in the pocket.

stellar wrote:

WhatÂ’s the difference between Whitney Houston and my piece of junk car? At least my car can hit 50.

really don't care you stole my name! Try being original!

What did they use to dig Whitney Houston's grave? A crack hoe.

how do you keep whitney from drowning?

Take your foot off her head

Looks like Whitney Houston is cool again now that she’s just made the transition from mainstream to the underground.
I’ve decided to call my c$ck ‘Whitney’ because it likes to go stiff in the bathtub.
What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and my piece of junk car?
At least my car can hit 50.

Apparently there will be a huge line outside Whitney Houston‘s funeral service. Which coincidentally is what killed her.
What’s the difference between a Diva and a Diver:
A Diva can’t breathe underwater.
What’s six inches long and won’t be getting sucked on Valentines day?
Whitney Houstons crack pipe.

I am watching the Whitney Houston Funeral as I write this, and folks, this ain't no Michael Jackson production. BORING!!! Whitney, if she wasn't already dead, would die of embarrassment. This is an insult to Hollywood.(Perhaps not Newark)

Well, Kevin Kostner was good. I want him at my funeral.

But, on the other hand, when you A-holes die, you better have free food and booze, cuz otherwise there ain't nobody coming to see your ass buried in a box. You worthless creeps can sing, hell, you couldn't carry a tune in a bag. You certainly can't tell a good dead Whitney joke.

You blasphemous bloggers, unfunny freaks, who think you are so amusing, are so full of crap, that if Doug Martin gave you an enema, he could bury you in a matchbox.

(That would be a $5000 matchbox, but you get the point!)

RIP Whitney, you were something else baby!!! I will always love yooooooou!

Yes, it is too early for tasteless jokes. UR evil people.

I am watching it too. It looks like the last attempt of her posse to establish their relationship with her before they publish their books. You can bet the scandalous tell-all will be published by at least one of these "friends".

Of course the next headline will describe how her family and the lawyers divvy up the millions.

UR EVIL--- YOU certainly do not have much to do, if you have time to sit and watch that crap. YOU need to be out doing your usual important things like going to the welfare office, stop by the liquor store for some mad dog 20/20 wine, and a case of malt liquor. then go by the store for bananas and Twinkies.

hahaha these jokes are hilarious

heres another:

houston, we have a problem