Why Do Mexican Women Have Hairy Legs Like My Dog?

In Isaiah 3:17, we learn that one of God's countless mood swings resulted in a collateral miracle. He basically shaved every single hair off the bodies of his female followers in a split second, without using a razor because some ladies in town were wearing bells on their toes and walking funny. I call it the "NAIR verse":

Isaiah 3:16-17: "Because the daughters of Zion (True Christian Females Today) are (were) haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go, and making a tinkling with their feet: Therefore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion (True Christian Females Today), and Jehovah (God) will lay bare (Shave) their secret parts (Legs).

This Bible verse teaches us that God shaved every last hair,(except for the head), on the bodies of His female followers just because He didn't like the way they dressed and walked! Nowadays, True Christian females keep their secret parts bare in order to keep the Lord's nasty temper in check.

So then, why do Mexican women have hairy legs like a dog?

Any woman who has a single hair on their body, except for on their head (1 Corinthians 11:15) is abhorrent to God. The Lord hates hairy females! It reminds Him of the funny walking women in the Old Testament.

Rebellious females, like Mexican women, allow hair to grow on their legs, under their lips and about their most secret parts. It is either because they can't read English (The Holy Bible), and don't understand how God wants them to look - or it is because they hate God and let hair grow on their legs as a sign of their commitment to Satan.

As such, they are living in rebellion against our Holy God. They must confess Christ and shave their legs or they will spend eternity in Hell.

Praise be to God! Amen.

Nice try but must of us do it to stay warm in the winter.

Why do white Preachers named noah get drunk on wine and have gay sex with their sons then pass out nude in a tent?

Pastor Deacon Fred wrote:

In Isaiah 3:17, we learn that one of God's countless mood swings resulted in a collateral miracle. He basically shaved every single hair off the bodies of his female followers in a split second, without using a razor because some ladies in town were wearing bells on their toes and walking funny. I call it the "NAIR verse":

Isaiah 3:16-17: "Because the daughters of Zion (True Christian Females Today) are (were) haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go, and making a tinkling with their feet: Therefore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion (True Christian Females Today), and Jehovah (God) will lay bare (Shave) their secret parts (Legs).

This Bible verse teaches us that God shaved every last hair,(except for the head), on the bodies of His female followers just because He didn't like the way they dressed and walked! Nowadays, True Christian females keep their secret parts bare in order to keep the Lord's nasty temper in check.

So then, why do Mexican women have hairy legs like a dog?

Any woman who has a single hair on their body, except for on their head (1 Corinthians 11:15) is abhorrent to God. The Lord hates hairy females! It reminds Him of the funny walking women in the Old Testament.

Rebellious females, like Mexican women, allow hair to grow on their legs, under their lips and about their most secret parts. It is either because they can't read English (The Holy Bible), and don't understand how God wants them to look - or it is because they hate God and let hair grow on their legs as a sign of their commitment to Satan.

As such, they are living in rebellion against our Holy God. They must confess Christ and shave their legs or they will spend eternity in Hell.

Praise be to God! Amen.

You are totally ignorant. If God didn't think hair on the legs, underarms, and pubic area, then He wouldn't have put it there to begin with. Wow. What a stupid topic to start.

DORTHY MENDOZA wrote:

Nice try but must of us do it to stay warm in the winter.
Why do white Preachers named noah get drunk on wine and have gay sex with their sons then pass out nude in a tent?

If you do not have the same beliefs as I do, you are going to burn in Hell forever.

Burn baby burn!!!!!!!!!!

Pastor Deacon Fred wrote:

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If you do not have the same beliefs as I do, you are going to burn in Hell forever.

If I burn in hell it will be from stealing your wife from you.

DORTHY MENDOZA wrote:

If I burn in hell it will be from stealing your wife from you.

She does not like furry Mexican tuna smackers - especially the ones with pubic hair in their teeth.

I don't call Mexishits the Mongrels that they are for nothing. They even wipe their nastyasses with their bare hands.

America Now wrote:

I don't call Mexishits the Mongrels that they are for nothing. They even wipe their nastyasses with their bare hands.

speak english please.

As long as their taco is trimmed who cares?

some dont shave cuz of there religion.. why do white girls walk around without panties on??? or why are most white girls whores? or why do most like mexican men? sounds like pastor fred wife likes them too or he wouldnt be on here talking about it.. she must of cheated on u with one. Your so ignorant you said dorothy will burn in hell.. where do u think ur going talking about ppl and judging them??? and yes if i burn in hell ur gonna be right beside me burning too! LOL LOL LOL

It's not just Mexican....white girls do too it's just harder to see cuz it's almost always blonde. You should see my legs right now..lol no really I don't shve my legs every other day or nothing. I'm not trying trying to impress you or anybody else so why do you think they care about what you think, they just care what their husband thinks. Oh and all there mexican women thumbs up because I think they dress up very well they always look clean and pretty even if they're just going to walmart

Jojo wrote:

It's not just Mexican....white girls do too it's just harder to see cuz it's almost always blonde. You should see my legs right now..lol no really I don't shve my legs every other day or nothing. I'm not trying trying to impress you or anybody else so why do you think they care about what you think, they just care what their husband thinks. Oh and all there mexican women thumbs up because I think they dress up very well they always look clean and pretty even if they're just going to walmart

Is your taco trimmed?

White Trash wrote:

<quoted text>Is your taco trimmed?

LMFAO!

Well I guess we have the bible to back up our need for silky skin and hairless kitties. Man actually a verse or two I agree with. It all sounds like f'n BS to me. Jesus freaks go to hell already and leave us normal folks alone. I got my fingers crossed that on 2012 December 31st yaw's leaving, don't disappoint me. HaHa!

you should not disgrace your dog by compareing it to a mexican

I'm white and I'm so hairy I could pet myself.

He was talking about child birth bare not hair. Dumbass

Fred must have a foot fetish cause where I come from their private place isn't their legs. He may have also meant their breasts. Still no hair on those except a few. Maybe they were the righteous. Not near as likely to advertise.

Just me wrote:

I'm white and I'm so hairy I could pet myself.

and I just bet you do. You are right now aren't you? Cmon talk dirty to us. Lol