Weird Emergency Room stories?

Anyone know any weird ER stories? local stuff only please. I heard about a guy who came to the ER with a dead gerbil stuck in his booty hole. LOL

we had a guy come in one time with a light bulb up his butt. and a college girl came in with a cucumber stuck in her snatch. seen some weird stuff for sure.

male RN wrote:

we had a guy come in one time with a light bulb up his butt. and a college girl came in with a cucumber stuck in her snatch. seen some weird stuff for sure.

LOL! more please!

A Mag flashlight in a guys butt. Dont know why anyone would want to do that, it was weird and i think required surgery

This woman put a coke bottle up her kitty cat and it got a suction, she couldn't get it out. How embarassing. I would have took a hammer to that dude and kncoked a hole in it. Nurses and Dr's are still laughing about it.

A friend got a vibrator lost up her wuzzie and the end came off and the inside of the vibrator came out inside of her. She called me over to try and get it out. I could get all of it except the little wire thing that holds the battery in. She kept saying tear it out of there, I couldn't even reach it. I had to take her to Memphis ER because she wouldn't go here. Don't even mention the word vibrator to this lady and it's been years.

LOL this is too awesome! More, please. LOL

guy comes into the er and claims that he fell and his ball hitch went up his butt. doctor informed him that the ball hitch had gonorrea. the guy aparently lived on broke back mountain.

OMG wrote:

LOL this is too awesome! More, please. LOL

A friend of mine's toddler son started smelling badly whenever she got close to his face. At first she thought it was bad breath but it kept getting worse no matter how much she brushed his teeth. She took him to his pediatrician and he had grape shoved up into his nose and it had started to rot. Gross!!! But, he smells a lot better now.

I have a friend who is an ER nurse....she worked at a hospital in Memphis several years ago, and a lady came in with gynecological problems....when the doctor starting examining her, he pulled out several little green plastic army men! lol!!!

This supposedly happened years ago at St. Bernards. I heard about 2 different times a patient was declared dead and the body was taken to the morgue and they "woke up" on the morgue table, and scared the hell out of the staff! one was about to have an autopsy done on him and when the knife cut him he woke up.

Oh come on you know that story is just that a story because they don't do autopsy's at the hospital.

JBR1 wrote:

Oh come on you know that story is just that a story because they don't do autopsy's at the hospital.

Well they have a big autopsy table in the morgue, maybe they were about to harvest some organs or something...anyway I heard it from someone who was there.

I know a girl that was in the Clay Co. jail and she was constipated. Some of the other inmates told her she needed a jailhouse enema, which is soapy water in a shampoo bottle. She inserted the bottle and it attaines suction and she was stuck. Paramedics were called and she was carried out on her stomach by gurney and taken to the ER. Her name is Kim L. from Paragould.

Turk 182 wrote:

I know a girl that was in the Clay Co. jail and she was constipated. Some of the other inmates told her she needed a jailhouse enema, which is soapy water in a shampoo bottle. She inserted the bottle and it attaines suction and she was stuck. Paramedics were called and she was carried out on her stomach by gurney and taken to the ER. Her name is Kim L. from Paragould.

OMG! good one! no need for names, though!

Since truth is often stranger than fiction and there are so many weird people in the world today, it's hard to know what's true and what just makes a funny story.

omg , those are funny

Years ago a guy came into Saint Bernards Emergency with a bullhead catfish stuck in his hand.
He was trying to take the fish off a hook when it barbed him in the palm of his hand . The barb was not just a little way in it was in about an inch. Anyway, the man said he had tried to pull it out but it was stuck.
The funny part was when they took an Xray of his hand while he was holding the fish. Also, about half the staff showed up to see the guy with a fish stuck in his hand.

I was a student doing clinical hours years ago at what was then called RMC (formerly Methodist) and heard about an x-ray of a guy with a Va-Voom can stuck in his rump. Also heard about one with one of the glass toppers from an electrical transformer in the same place. I was actually there when one of the doctors had to tell a woman she had fungus on her butt.

A nurse friend told me about a woman coming into ER with a commode seat super glued to her butt!