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Anna

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Jan 29, 2013
 
Who is the hot guy that works in the archery section at DnW now?
come on

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Jan 29, 2013
 
You gotta mean Stump!
Howl yeah

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Jan 29, 2013
 
I would suspect it's someone that goes by "Anna" on Topix.
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Jan 29, 2013
 

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Mos of the guys I see working there seem a little overweight and nerdy or maybe rednecky.
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Jan 29, 2013
 
come on wrote:
You gotta mean Stump!
they call hin "stump" because his pecker is short.
Anna

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Jan 29, 2013
 
Ugh wrote:
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they call hin "stump" because his pecker is short.
Well what's his name? And how do you know anything about his nether regions?
Stump

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Jan 29, 2013
 

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Sorry ladies, I'm so gay that my smile won't shut off at night. I'm in red-hot monkey love with one of the Duck Commander Robinson sons. I like sweaty, bug-infested men with beards down to their tits and a look like the missing link! But come on down and I'll match you up in a yummy camo combo and shoes!!!
come on

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Stump wrote:
Sorry ladies, I'm so gay that my smile won't shut off at night. I'm in red-hot monkey love with one of the Duck Commander Robinson sons. I like sweaty, bug-infested men with beards down to their tits and a look like the missing link! But come on down and I'll match you up in a yummy camo combo and shoes!!!


ROFLMFAO!
Anna

Jonesboro, AR

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Jan 29, 2013
 

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Ok this guy is definitely not gay
Stump

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Jan 29, 2013
 
Anna wrote:
Ok this guy is definitely not gay
It's called a spoof, as in not intended to be believable. I had just seen a promo for the Duckmen and it popped into my head.
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Stump wrote:
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It's called a spoof, as in not intended to be believable. I had just seen a promo for the Duckmen and it popped into my head.
Well no freakin s***... Why would you even waste your time putting something like that up when I'm looking for a legitimate answer..smh
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Anna wrote:
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Well no freakin s***... Why would you even waste your time putting something like that up when I'm looking for a legitimate answer..smh
Anna, behind the counter in a special drawer they keep a Jackrabbit vibrating dildo that comes in Real Tree camo and gives off a loud raspy hen highball when you reach the promised land. Runs on 2 Triple As or will hook up to a D-cell Robo-duck battery It's on sale 50% off since duck season closed. Just don't chip your all your teeth on it this one!
Anna

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Stump wrote:
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Anna, behind the counter in a special drawer they keep a Jackrabbit vibrating dildo that comes in Real Tree camo and gives off a loud raspy hen highball when you reach the promised land. Runs on 2 Triple As or will hook up to a D-cell Robo-duck battery It's on sale 50% off since duck season closed. Just don't chip your all your teeth on it this one!
Omg I give up. Somebody please remove me from this planet..
Stump

Little Rock, AR

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Jan 30, 2013
 

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That's what the D-cell battery is for! lol
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Wow-! Here's a lady who was interested in a guy & all he can do is be RUDE, ARROGANT & SO NASTY with his mouth- Anna, be thankful you did NOT hook up with this loser. Whoever he is with I feel sad for b/c clearly Stump is a total ass & loser
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Anna, apparently the people talking to you on this aren't really the people they are impersonating. If you wanna know who this guy is, just go up and ask! No better way to do it. Insecure guys are assholes. So just ignore them :) I've dealt with bullshit from insecure guys all my life, don't worry honey, they grow up eventually :)
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Jan 30, 2013
 
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Anna, apparently the people talking to you on this aren't really the people they are impersonating. If you wanna know who this guy is, just go up and ask! No better way to do it. Insecure guys are assholes. So just ignore them :) I've dealt with bullshit from insecure guys all my life, don't worry honey, they grow up eventually :)
Daaahh, you mean you really figured out that I wasn't really the man-hunk from DNW? Wow, I thought I thought everybody was fooled into believing it. One question though, you say you've had to put up with insecure guys all of your life, do you really think somebody who is a magnet of insecure men is the best person to give advice to impressionable young Anna? What if this guy turns out to be a serial killer or a Mormon polygamist and you sent her up there?
Dumbass

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Stump wrote:
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Daaahh, you mean you really figured out that I wasn't really the man-hunk from DNW? Wow, I thought I thought everybody was fooled into believing it. One question though, you say you've had to put up with insecure guys all of your life, do you really think somebody who is a magnet of insecure men is the best person to give advice to impressionable young Anna? What if this guy turns out to be a serial killer or a Mormon polygamist and you sent her up there?
I'm pretty damn sure that since DNW sells guns that everyone who works there must pass a background check of some sorts, so any person that works there would be a much better pick than a random guy from just anywhere. Plus, being a frequent customer of DNW, I've held many convos with the boys there and I think it's probably the safest store in Jonesboro. So I'm actually pretty impressed that Anna is in fact smitten with a real man that works for a living at a prestigious store than one that spends his welfare check at the cowboy. I guess that there are fakes everywhere u go but, those guys up there are very knowledgable and it takes a somewhat talented person to hold a job there for any length of time. Those archery boys know there stuff. Good hunting Anna!
Bahahaha

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I know the real Stump and unless your dream guy is a middle aged balding guy with a silvery fool man's shoe, then your man ain't stump! The real stump is funny as shit thought and I have heard a tale or two about his younger days where he shot "herbal essences" commercials with his long sleek blonde hair! Pretty cool guy, but I'd be looking for a fella by a different name that works there Anna!
Dump-Stumps brother

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Jan 30, 2013
 
Anna, Bahahaha is right, Stumps not for you. But, I think I'm in love with you just from what little I've heard on here! Now, I don't have one of high-brow jobs like at DNW and I didnt finish high school but to do got my GED. Maybe we could meet up there and just say high and get to knw each other. I'm have what they call rugged good looks and I've got a decent body My eyepatch just adds to the rugged look. Anyway, I hope you'll give some thought to just meeting me! I can tell by your posts that your my kind of woman.

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