Police arrest suspect vandal who allegedly left his greasy, gra...

Maybe his brother and his boyfriend...

Chicago84 wrote:

The guy they arrested is from South Dakota, so that makes Opinion the hillbilly! What a MORON!!
Opinion is probably his brother or boyfriend!

"Demonic Penguin"? Is that really you? What happened? I thought I lost you!! How have you been? I hope all your stupid comments are alive and doing well. Nah, seriously, the absence of your plague has been lonely. Glad you're back.

The ideology behind sarcasm being the lowest form of humor is that it shouldn't be used. You may not be intelligent enough to realize that, but you were in fact being hypocritical in the post when you attempted to bring troll bait based on a cliché.

A good security camera system would probably have changed this hillbilly's mind.

http://www.securitycamerascom.com/

DemonicPenguin wrote:

The ideology behind sarcasm being the lowest form of humor is that it shouldn't be used. You may not be intelligent enough to realize that, but you were in fact being hypocritical in the post when you attempted to bring troll bait based on a cliché.

Sarcasm has it's place. You know that. "The slander of some is as great a recommendation as the praise of others". Henry Fielding. Grow up.

sarcasm always comes from a small group that has nothin else to bitch about

How did an article about the Butt Bandit turn into a hugely offensive, ridiculously prejudiced 4-page argument about saggy South Dakota women and the Cornhuskers??

Seriously, guys? Come on. This is Valentine. It's so damn close to the SD border that it might as well be IN South Dakota. And though I will concur that we have our share of morons, that doesn't make us all a bunch of corn-shucking retards.(Obviously, none of you know a thing about this area if you're ranting about corn, anyway. This is cattle country.)

No, there's nothing to do around here. If you live in Valentine and own neither a business nor cattle, you're just waiting for an opportunity to escape. And until that opportunity comes, you make the most of it. You smoke weed. You drink beer. You go to massive parties in the middle of grassy fields, and then laugh your ass off when the cops show up and don't manage to arrest anyone. That's why people do things like greasing up their ass-cheeks and plastering them on windows.

It may be dull. But with three thousand people and the worst threat being drunken Indians passed out by my dumpster, I can walk around town at three in the morning without fear of being mugged or shot.

Corn Huskers!

suck!

Gerard wrote:

suck!

as does your mamma, gerry.