A Merry Goof Troop Christmas
Posted in the Johnston City Forum
#1 Dec 24, 2012
Christmas is a time for giving. Let us reflect on this year just what the Goof Troop has given Johnston City. Jim Mitchell continues to bless this city with his poor judgement. From Skip Mallory to busted water lines to busted unions and busting bank accounts of residents. Bart Lind has given the city no hope of decent jobs after running good businesses out of town. Boyd, well the city will never recover from what that little cockroach has brought us. Crabtree has given us the worst streets in the state. God help this town if we get a blizzard tomorrow night and this dimwit is in charge of the streets. Marcus Reed gave himself freedom by no longer supporting his children. Sometimes ya just gotta look out for #1 eh Marcus? Mary Jane Hatfield gave us destruction to the only good thing JC had going. Buckner, Page, Hoffard, and White have given us knowledge that this town has scraped the bottom of the barrel for leadership. Who could forget Penny? She like Marcus has also broken the bondage of supporting her children. Freedom is great isn't it Penny?!
We are most blessed as a town to know what we have ahead of us with a Goof Troop dictatorship. More taxes and fees less to eventually no service at all.....
#2 Dec 24, 2012
And I almost forgot, to raise money for the city, the Goof Troop has released an audio book of Twas the Night Before Christmas narrated by Gerald " Frenchie" Irwin. It's available at JC City Hall, Indian Video, Barb's Embroidery, Boyd and Mitchell Insurance, Bandy Drugs, Lineman's Lounge and The Pub.
On Christmas Day, Frenchie will be at the Pub with his city vehicle signing autograph copies. Don't miss out!
#3 Dec 27, 2012
Be at JCHS this Saturday at 2pm for the live recording of the concert " Goof Troop Country Classics".
The show kicks off with John Richey and Keith Boyd doing a duet of Faith Hill-Tim McGraw's " Let's Make Love."
Chuck Crabtree will then perform " Always Marry an Ugly Woman " with Marcus Reed following up with " Deadbeat Dad".
After intermission Jim Mitchell will sing " Did I shave my legs for this?"
A HO-Down will be done by none other than Penny Cobb West Page Mitchell Lind Boyd.
Bart Lind was scheduled to sing but he's not tall enough to reach the microphone.
Refreshments will be cookies made by Grant Mitchell and his friends. Believe me, they packed a lot of fudge in these!
#4 Dec 28, 2012
Have you not seen the new business that have opened up in JC or are you just blind to good leadership. Jealous maybe!!! You didn't turn out so well and you can't stand to see others that have. keep it up all it gets you is a stright ride to hell.. The devil will enjoy watching as you burn for eternity!!!!!!!!!!
#5 Dec 28, 2012
He'll be watching them burn with that group as well. As many people as they've lied to and harmed there's plenty room in hell for them too. Btw, lots of fanatic nuts like yourself there too I'm sure.
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