Deed of Emancipation,END Slavery

DEED OF EMANCIPATION
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT I,_________ aka __________
( Present Name)(Name by Birth)
born the ___ day of __________ 19___, in the County of __________ State of __________ Being of sound mind and past the age which universal juvenile codes and controls are no longer applicable, DECLARE BY THIS DEED MY EMANCIPATION AND LEGAL INDEPENDENCE FROM:
ALL PARENTAL controls, authority and consents.
ANY AGENCY BY WHATSOEVER TITLE OR SOURCE OR AUTHORITY, existing within the United States of America, or any place subject to their jurisdiction, who tend by ruling habit to impose a minority status and parental controls over my adult person without my express permission, or freedom or choice.
ANY LEGISLATIVE BODY WHICH ENACTS AND EMPOWERS said agencies and parents due to appropriation of my person and identity by an act of adoption in infancy, to enforce any State Law which shall abridge or deny the Privileges, Freedoms, Rights and Immunities granted to me in equality with all citizens.
THEREFORE, the Executor of this deed as an Emancipated Adult and as a member of a free society claims all rights to privacy, including but not limited to: THE RIGHT TO BE FREE from public scrutiny and unwarranted mediation of his, or her, inherent and civil rights by special interests whose relationship is merely tangential or non-existent; THE RIGHT TO PETITION and to receive due process under the law; THE RIGHT TO A DESIRED STATE OF WELL BEING permitting human identity and dignity equal to that of all other human beings.
WHEREFORE, the Executor of this DEED OF EMANCIPATION respectfully requests the Honorable(s) Commissioner of Deeds, County Recorder, County Clerk, or other persons of authority, to accept and file this deed herewith.

SIGNED,_________
Executor of Deed
RESIDENCE__________
County State
ON this _________ day of __________ 19 ________

Ronald, the proctologist called. He found your head. He said you might want to start using lock washers with those bolts.