Two Mountain Lions

(The below is the altered version of an email I received from a friend. I apologize)

Two mountain lions were sitting around talking, and the smaller one turned to the bigger one & said,'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the bigger mountain lion,'what have you been eating?'
'(city name here) City Councilmen, same as you,' replied the small mmountain lion.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down behind the city-owned bowling alley near the city-owned movie theater.'
'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars & wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab him by the leg, shake the crap out of him and eat him!'
'Ah!' says the big mountain lion,'I think I see your problem.. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the crap out of a councilman, there's nothing left but an Asshole and a briefcase.

Thats not funny R Brown, we have some of the finest council members that money can buy!

:-)

Thats some funny stuff right there. Now I don't care who you are thats funny right there!

blah blah blah more rhetoric from a person who complains but never runs for office.

Shecky wrote:

blah blah blah more rhetoric from a person who complains but never runs for office.

It' just satire.(I think that's the right word) If I run for office (Mayor perhaps), will you be my campaign manager? My platform will be based on Hope & Change. No lobbyists or special interests will be in my administration. All proposed city ordinances will be published for public scrutiny before council votes. And I promises to create decent-paying jobs just by waving my magic wand.