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Aug 18, 2009 | Posted by: ILGCN-PL

Levi Johnston's Nude Adventures (LetMeGetThiStraight Copyright A 2002-2009)

Full story: letmegetthistraight.com

Levi Johnston of Wasilla, Alaska showing some skin in this photo for a 'GQ' magazine spread earlier as seen here is contemplating doing the full Monty according to the latest news. His first official offer rolled in from the infamous gay magazine 'Unzipped' which has a reputation for undressing hot young manmeat straight and otherwise for a price. The May edition featured semi-nude Beau Breedlove who is the ex-sextoy of the Mayor Adams of Portland, Oregon. Levi is the latest fresh meat on the block and some gays are salivating tossing offers his way. Andy Towle of Towelroad blog even suggested that Levi was a 'gay icon.' We of course have a slight disagreement with that but gays in general hone in on fresh meat - its a game sport for some. If we were Levi we too would of course pose nude but we aim for 'artistic' nudes by any famous photogroaher might we suggest someone from perhaps France. It is our hope that Levi's managers and attorney are sharp and up for the task of fending off the sharks and beating them back - there are quite a few in the 'art industry.' Gay Icon indeed many are waiting to see what the young Alaska heartthrob is slinging and we don't mean hash. All in all the haters might complain and grip about Levi taking advantage of his association with the ex-Governor of Alaska daughter (whom he knocked-up and fathered a child.) Our advice and we are unanimous in it is to milk all that you can out of these 15 minutes of fame Levi because when you are old unless you have money nobody will remember you - so do something to immortalize you the man. Any male can produce a child but it takes a real confident man to put it all out there for the world to see and believe us, there's a fan club that want to view what daddy's slinging, especially in the lower 48. Stay Tuned.

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“God hates me!”

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Aug 18, 2009
 
I must say the thought of him doing a nude spread is.... intriguing.
John E

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Aug 18, 2009
 
Wow, have we moved on from Carrie Prejean already???
Leftatalbuquerqu e

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Aug 18, 2009
 
I KNEW there was a reason I haven't read GQ since 1985.

“Protestant, Gay, Libertarian”

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Aug 18, 2009
 
His 2 minutes of fame are up.

“What Goes Around, Comes Around”

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Aug 18, 2009
 
WOW! Where or where did the 'family values go' where oh where did they go? ROTFLMAO!

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Aug 18, 2009
 
Imprtnrd wrote:
WOW! Where or where did the 'family values go' where oh where did they go? ROTFLMAO!
They might be "unzipped" pretty soon! LOL

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my salvation is NOYFB

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Aug 18, 2009
 
I wouldn't mind seeing him unzipped. The boy is hot.

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McMike wrote:
I wouldn't mind seeing him unzipped. The boy is hot.
And in "unzipped", they are hard! Talk about wanting to apply for a fluffer job right now! LOL
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It figures. After all, he does have to do something to raise enough money to pay child support for the former governor's daughter's child that he dumped.

(Mr. Rogers)
Can you say "abstinence only"? How about "family values"? Sure, I knew you could. Oh, now it's time to visit the Kingdom of make believe, here we go! All aboard!

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Imprtnrd wrote:
WOW! Where or where did the 'family values go' where oh where did they go? ROTFLMAO!
I dispute your implication that posing nude and having "family values" are mutually exclusive.

They obviously are not.
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Aug 18, 2009
 
Ive see it before ( Dont ask ,..lol ) It's CUT,and a little more then 5 inch's ( SOFT ) and rather plump with a BIG mushroom head , And medium sized nutts . ( He likes to shave design's in his very full pubes , and has a bit of a hairy ass crack )ALL of this smells of Aqua Velvet ,. Hmmmm , Wait a minute ,..... Opps my bad , Thats MINE I was describeing ( LMAO )

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Aug 19, 2009
 
meh... he looks too much like Samwise Gamgee to me.

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I truly wish he would have married Palin's daughter first. Then done the nude model sthick. Sarah would have been mortified. Of course there is the added enjoyment of people looking at his pixs and saying to someone, "isn't that the father of Sarah Palin's grandchild?"
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Aug 19, 2009
 
He is a VERY handsome young man, but I must say I was disappointed by the shirtless shots. Get that boy to a gym, quick!
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Sep 10, 2009
 
Sorry Levi Johnson, I'm not impressed with anything about you.
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Sep 10, 2009
 
He is about as impressive as anyone else in the Palin clan.
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Oct 8, 2009
 
Ok, I think the entire thing is disgusting and he should disappear, he looks like a Clampet, and he is always greasy, dirty, and wouldn't be suprised if he smelled of BO and dirty butt! How would want to view that nasty mess!

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Oct 8, 2009
 
John E wrote:
Wow, have we moved on from Carrie Prejean already???
"Playgirl" does couple's spreads sometimes.

I'm just thinking out loud here....
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Oct 10, 2009
 
Sorry Levi, you are not anything that would turn me on. I think of you as nothing more than a money grubbing gold digger.

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Sorry Levi, you are not anything that would turn me on. I think of you as nothing more than a money grubbing gold digger.
How funny. I feel the same way about Sarah Palin
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