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Nov 13, 2009 | Posted by: roboblogger
Man drives million-dollar Bugatti into pond
Police say a low-flying pelican distracted a driver in Texas, causing him to veer off a road and drive his million-dollar sports car into a salt marsh.
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“Sign at Offbeat E-Entrance” Since: Oct 09
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A flasher makes a bus drive into a police station, and a pelican makes a bugatti drive into a marsh. No one controls the wheel anymore, it's up to outside influences.
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Soooo, the pelican caused him to drop his cell phone, and lose his concentration while driving. Sounds like he was 'given the bird.'
Any lawyer pursuing the possibility of suing the state for a million dollars in damages? |
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“We're all bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07
It's hotter'n Hell in Heater ISP: Indianapolis, IN |
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He can always explain away that fish smell...I always manage to.
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“Redneck Rampage for PC” Since: Jun 08
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One word. Carfax.
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Whew, as long as the pelican is okay.
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“We're all bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07
It's hotter'n Hell in Heater ISP: Indianapolis, IN |
I'd like to see some pictures from, oh, 6 weeks later after the saltwater corrosion has really had a chance to take hold and flourish.
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Gilchrist says the driver dropped his phone, reached down to pick it up and strayed into the brackish water in La Marque, about 35 miles southeast of Houston.
Pelican my rearend. Stupid idiot....hang up and drive. What an insult to the Bugatti |
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“I can see you watching us” Since: Feb 08
Old Mesilla/New Las Cruces ISP: Albuquerque, NM |
a Swarm of killer bees would have been more believable. |
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“We're all bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07
It's hotter'n Hell in Heater ISP: Indianapolis, IN |
I'm guessing he may have planned this as an insurance scam. Wonder if they are looking into his finances?
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insurance job , hang`m !
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“We're all bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07
It's hotter'n Hell in Heater ISP: Indianapolis, IN |
Bugatti, bugatti, bugatti... Let's go swimmin'!
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I wonder if that cars gonna come with a car fax fot the next owner?
For that matter, do people buying used (OKAY, previously owned) mega buck cars actually get car fax???? |
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“yeah i'm a redneck” Since: Sep 07
benton ar. but i'm everywhere ISP: Oklahoma City, OK |
ok the car cost over a million. so why was that idiot paying attention to anything but the road. another dumbass texan with more money than brains.
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wicklow co wicklow county wick ISP: Dublin, Ireland |
no to the NWO
and im not taken part in any of it! NO ONE CAN CHANGE ME OR I WONT BE PART OF THE DEVILS MISSION |
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“Redneck Rampage for PC” Since: Jun 08
Midwest, USA ISP: Janesville, WI |
Well, alrighty then.
Seems as someone had a brief flashback. The 70's had some awful residual effects... Now back to our regularly scheduled topic. |
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