Not So Famous Denver Clown Running For President?

Okay, the rumors are true. Hearing our current president called Obozo gave me the idea. It's an insult to clowns everywhere. Being the first clown elected to the presidency would have been nice....That's been done, but I can still strive to be the best clown ever elected. Thank you.

Id vote for you Drinkie..If its true about a free beer miester for every household.And a free bottle of tequila for voting twice..Im in...

Gumby wrote:

Id vote for you Drinkie..If its true about a free beer miester for every household.And a free bottle of tequila for voting twice..Im in...

I think that can be arranged ;) You also receive a complimentary membership in my scotch of the month club. I have to say this though, if I am elected, it will not be all good. Many of you may have to cut your own lawns.

Drinkie the Clown wrote:

<quoted text>I think that can be arranged ;) You also receive a complimentary membership in my scotch of the month club. I have to say this though, if I am elected, it will not be all good. Many of you may have to cut your own lawns.

You just got my vote!

You've got my vote too :)

How many times do I get to vote?

Alright, looks like the campaign is off to a good start. Thank you for all your support.

Drinkie the Clown wrote:

Alright, looks like the campaign is off to a good start. Thank you for all your support.

You have my vote all six or eight of them. ;)

I'll bring the Otter Pops. I'm all out of grape for some reason.

No grape??? Oh no!

I think Drinkie needs a campaign manger.

And what's the deal with no grape otter pops?

I'm sorry Mr Otter. But this just won't do.

I'm in! And I brought purple otter pops as a campaign contribution.

Drinkie for President!!!

Oh My!! I'm so glad I found this sight!!! Drinkie for President! Yes, Yes, yea!! Oh yes, I'll vote! Contributions? Sure, how much do you need? Well, with all the money I'm saving driving my new Hybrid and the fact that I never actually go anywhere why my gas money alone should be a good start. And then, let's see, I've got the money I saved in taxes the last few years because of my income bracket being over $250,000.00, you're welcome to have all that too! And chocolate oh yes, chocolate!! The health food. And then of course when you win, American Honey!! Yes, American made good ole American Honey!!! You've got my vote(s).

Are we up there yet ? Doesnt look like it....

Extrollanator wrote:

Maybe you could use my body guard service....Is that chocolate ?

Um, please be careful where you step. You don't wanna mess up Drinkie's Campaign Headquarters. Wipe you feet before going from thread to thread. You never know what you might pick up. Thanks!

Auntie Social List wrote:

No grape??? Oh no!

Aunt Flo has some but I also brought you some. I just said we were out of grape so you could have them all Auntie.

Oh thank you! That's the best thing that's happened all day! Well except for Icnoptinthis's chocolate cake. That was the best too. What a good day! Well except for the snow and rain and hail right when I'm supposed to go camping. But other than that....

Auntie Social List wrote:

Oh thank you! That's the best thing that's happened all day! Well except for Icnoptinthis's chocolate cake. That was the best too. What a good day! Well except for the snow and rain and hail right when I'm supposed to go camping. But other than that....

I'll tell you what Auntie, you just pack up and head east and you can camp at my little place. I'm way out in the middle of nowhere and I've got lots & lots of land. You can pitch a tent anywhere you want. But, I've gotta warn you, other than chocolate, there's not much here in the house to eat but if you don't mind driving 20 miles or so, we can go into town and pick us up some viddles.

Icnoptnthis wrote:

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I'll tell you what Auntie, you just pack up and head east and you can camp at my little place. I'm way out in the middle of nowhere and I've got lots & lots of land. You can pitch a tent anywhere you want. But, I've gotta warn you, other than chocolate, there's not much here in the house to eat but if you don't mind driving 20 miles or so, we can go into town and pick us up some viddles.

Chocolate! I would camp in a tent in the snow for chocolate! I'm already packed.