Kenneth Reichart aka Slimmer aka The Save-A-Lot Bum

Is this attempted murderer and serial arsonist going to be left loose, for the umpteenth time? If so, I want to know who's decision it is. So I can take Slimmer to get a can of kerosene and drop him off in front of their house. Anything that occurs after that is their problem, because if Slimmer is allowed on the streets by them then he belongs on the street in front of their house with his arson kit.

I agree. The decision makers live in the vicinity of Wilkes-Barre, and are a little to no risk when Slimmer's next bout of pyromania flares up.(pun intended)

Coca-Zola was most likely coked up when he made the decision to walk Slimmy last year. Or, Cokey McBlow may have permanent brain damage from prolonged cocaine use.

He is in a state hospital. He will be released back into the community. No real jail time for him.

It's not my fault Slimmer was set free. Oh wait, it was my fault. Oopsie.

If only justice existed.

Kenny is very intelligent. He has a 158 IQ and knows the legal system and forensics well. He will never rot in jail. I just recommend you not piss him off like all the buffoons do.

i remember about 10 years ago slimmer was knocking on a door of a friend of mine all drunk trying to get in the house and asking if he can stay there the guy slammed the door on him ,the next morning he woke up to a big pile of shet in front of his door i guess he should be thankful slimmer diddent burn the place down.

One time I killed a dozen prostitutes, by bringing them to an abandoned house Slimmer was squatting in. I didn't follow my usual forensic protocol and got sloppy... pubs and semen everywhere. Lucky for me Slimmer got mad that I wouldn't look at his art work of me torturing, raping, killing and dissecting the said hookers. He got mad and torched the building.

They HPD almost had me by the balls, but thought there old pal and informant SlimBobArsonPants did it and covered it up for him. Stupid tools. I'm up to about 350 victims now. Hard to keep count. Thanks HPD for making me possible.

There's a Geocache named after Slimmer

Here's the link to the geocache "slimmer", can't make this up:

http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_details....

I used to expose my burning genitals to trick-or-treaters. I met my first wife and her kid that way.

You forgot "aka Hazleton's government sponsored serial arsonist" These are the same people that have illegals living in every residental property around City Hall and do not do a thing about it.

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Here's the link to the geocache "slimmer", can't make this up:
http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_details....

That's a building that Slimmer torched! That is funny.

One time Slimmy almost caught the chupacabra hive under Hazleton on fire. Luckily he tripped and dumped his kero can on himself and burned his legs. We felt so bad we didn't suck the blood out of him.

I heard this guy was a gay prostitute. Looks like one with that Jesus Christ look.