Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

Lou Stewls wrote:

New pick up line at gay bar--May I push in your stool

Saluki Rod wrote:

Last night I learned not to trust a fart after eating falafel...

Saluki Rod wrote:

Last night I learned not to trust a fart after eating falafel...

Class Act wrote:

<quoted text>You want a real hearty tank of toots... eat a keilbasa and sauerkrat hoagie, and wash it down with a 12oz. glass of whole milk... you'll blow holes in your walls !!!

Mommy and Dave wrote:

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no wash it down with beer......
beer is a better gas producer.

Mommy and Dave wrote:

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no wash it down with beer......
beer is a better gas producer.

B Hynd wrote:

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It's a wonderful feeling having your guts rumbling around and howling in preparation of serious fart production.
It's similar to a factory production line.

Turd Fergusen wrote:

I use to walk down the supermarket Isle and break wind extremely loud and then yell out my wifes name and say honey, how could you, geeez.

Big Guy wrote:

I injoy laying a cloud in the K MART isles then take off fast.

Turd Fergusen wrote:

I use to walk down the supermarket Isle and break wind extremely loud and then yell out my wifes name and say honey, how could you, geeez.

Mommy and Dave wrote:

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Some times a fart feels better than anything else.

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Grampy wrote:

The kid was just singing a praise of Obama.

Ramblin Rectum wrote:

Caveman farts stunk up the house

Mommy and Dave wrote:

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Oh dear! Sounds like a shart. How r u today Rod?