Much better phrasing...need to sound a little nuttier though LOLOk. I'll go about it differently. lol. hmmmm.
Oh yes, we should have elected Romney ! Darn it. Did I mess up on that. You've totally convinced me that, I should not care for the needs of others, selfishness is good and I'll spend the rest of my life catering to the rich. You did it ! I'm converted ! I see the light. All the lies and propaganda that has been spread on the net to enrage my now fellow tea baggers was worth it. "Take me to you leader" Beam me up scotty. What's next ? I.I.I. wanna be a scientologist. Gee. If Romnesia, excuse me. Romney would have been elected. As a middle class american. My taxes would have never gone up, the deficit would drop and the rich would have a playa again in the White House. What was I thinking ? I'll also be able to stereotype all the democrats as anything I like. And have the ability to find no faults whatsoever by my party. What was I thinking.
As Leona Helmsly once said. Only the poor people pay taxes.
But you're catching on