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Police seek way to dispose of dead cow in river

Full story: The York Daily Record

Rumford officials are trying to figure out what do with the bloated carcass of a cow that floated down the Androscoggin River and over a waterfall before landing on some rocks, where it has remained for nearly three weeks.

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David

Manchester, PA

Use a crane and drop a large tarp over the dead animal; that will "cover" it. Maybe import vultures to shrink the carcass?

jayjay

Harrisburg, PA

poke it with a pointy stick.

BDCLOWN

Monterey, CA

Call McDonalds, they can add it to their Big Mac. Its probably better than the 'meat' they use...

blacktop

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BDCLOWN wrote:

Call McDonalds, they can add it to their Big Mac. Its probably better than the 'meat' they use...

You're right on about that, McDonalds food is awfully greasey, and disgusting.

John

York, PA

Import alligators from Florida...too many minorities being eaten down there by gators.

commelian

El Paso, TX

Just moove it over to the side. How hard can that be?

TheExpert

Santa Cruz, CA

Blow it up with 20 sticks of dynamite. Problem solved.

Gunslinger915

El Paso, TX

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Well since it's ONLY 3 weeks old, could send it down to Chico's Tacos in El Paso. At least it ain't road kill.:)

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