The Hamptons Homes of 'Real Housewives of NYC'

The ultimate who cares!

another show featuring a bunch of dried up trollops; kukdos Al

Come on you sourpusses! Lighten up!!! Newsday should do more of these positive stories. The people featured in the article sound wonderful, and really nice! For example:

JILL ZARIN

Sag Harbor

She's the Jewish girl from the Five Towns (Woodmere) who mothers all her friends. Her boob job was a breast reduction! The impressive rock on her finger? "It's the baby diamond. Mother's in the vault."

For Jill Zarin and husband, Zarin Fabrics czar Bobby, this year will be their last in the 7,300-square-foot Sag Harbor house on two acres they sold in 2007 - with a twist.

"They were asking $3.395 million," says broker Amelia Doggwiler of the Southampton office of Brown Harris Stevens, who represented both seller and buyer. "My buyer offered $2.85 million." So, Doggwiler says, "Bobby and I got creative. We threw in all the furniture (Zarin fabrics, natch), but asked for the house in June and July for two years." Zarin said they'll rent or buy in the Hamptons, depending on the market - and the deal."

Just damn!!! I think I'll gas up the F-150 and stop by Jill's for a few cold ones this weekend!!
I bet she'll have the good stuff, like Heinekens, "natch!," and not the cans, either!

These idiots are all a bunch of class-less, egotistical, tasteless schlumps...most of whom speak with bad low-class nasel Queens accents...but how would they know...since they all mirror each others squeely voices!!!

Money can't buy you class!!! Not a real lady among them!!! Not even the one that married into royalty...Ugh!!!

Who the hell watches this $#!t? Is "Swamp Loggers" on yet?

Grizzly wrote:

Who the hell watches this $#!t? Is "Swamp Loggers" on yet?

Come on! These nice ladies probably watch "Ice Road Truckers" outside on their decks, with the gas heaters on if its chilly.

I want to check out this breast reduction lady with the diamonds she has named, and hear all about the killing she made in Hamptons real estate, and maybe get a ride in the new Jaguar convertible. But first, I just GOTTA hear all about the new, hot plastic surgeon and the wonders he does with tummy tucks!

It's bad enough having to watch your own yenta and her friends without willingly watching someone else's! How could the empty, shallow lives of these wanna-be MILFs be of interest to anyone? I bet their husbands are glad their time is taken up with this nonsense so they can look for some 'strange'.

ah the lucky wealthy folk

Think I'll lay out on my Home Depot plastic lounger , in my Centereach backyard this weekend, throw a dog or two on the grill and invite one of those "real" housewives over to bring me a cold one from the cooler...and massage my tired feet from working all week...I'm sure they do that for their hard working husbands...wake up...no one cares about this drivel...

I like cans.

Pfluger the Union Monkey wrote:

Come on you sourpusses! Lighten up!!! Newsday should do more of these positive stories. The people featured in the article sound wonderful, and really nice! For example:
JILL ZARIN
Sag Harbor
She's the Jewish girl from the Five Towns (Woodmere) who mothers all her friends. Her boob job was a breast reduction! The impressive rock on her finger? "It's the baby diamond. Mother's in the vault."
For Jill Zarin and husband, Zarin Fabrics czar Bobby, this year will be their last in the 7,300-square-foot Sag Harbor house on two acres they sold in 2007 - with a twist.
"They were asking $3.395 million," says broker Amelia Doggwiler of the Southampton office of Brown Harris Stevens, who represented both seller and buyer. "My buyer offered $2.85 million." So, Doggwiler says, "Bobby and I got creative. We threw in all the furniture (Zarin fabrics, natch), but asked for the house in June and July for two years." Zarin said they'll rent or buy in the Hamptons, depending on the market - and the deal."
Just damn!!! I think I'll gas up the F-150 and stop by Jill's for a few cold ones this weekend!!
I bet she'll have the good stuff, like Heinekens, "natch!," and not the cans, either!

Saw the show once, I've seen puddles deeper than these people.

I'm sure there are lot's of housewives out there who have these women to call their heroines....because they will never, ever have their looks or money or lifestyle.....

Frank wrote:

Think I'll lay out on my Home Depot plastic lounger , in my Centereach backyard this weekend, throw a dog or two on the grill and invite one of those "real" housewives over to bring me a cold one from the cooler...and massage my tired feet from working all week...I'm sure they do that for their hard working husbands...wake up...no one cares about this drivel...

Throw a dog or two on the grill? Oh boy! Now you've done it! Better duck....

Shallow and shameless these rich jerks are. They parade around telling other people how to live like Be green and they are the biggest users of all. They probably are all Jr Madoffs.

still amazes me the "covert censorship" this rag does.

Hey it's ok to talk about old crusty white women but everyone else?!? No WAY!

WHile 'real' news stories rotate out of circulation on Newsday.com in a few hours, this usless story has been up all day. Front and center.

And why would a 'real' newspaper give so much unwarrwnted attention to these rags and this despecable show??

Hmmmmmm.....oh, I got it...if u think for a few minutes u can always come up with the ulterior motives that Newsday has (aka Dolans).'Real Housewives' is on Bravo, which is owned by Cablevision, which now owns this decaying newspaper.

Which just made me think...this website is getting real slow and cruddy....ever since Cablevision bought it. Cablevision has the opposite of the midas touch.

Lee wrote:

This is the epitome of all that is horrid with the world. Rich, fake, rude, self centered losers. WHO CARES?? Other loser women who revel in the drama. If I see any of them I will spit on them.

This is not what's 'horrid' in the world-not by a longshot. This is what's 'shallow'. Big difference.

Oy Vey-

for a look at How the old bags live

Loud pipes save lives wrote:

I'm sure there are lot's of housewives out there who have these women to call their heroines....because they will never, ever have their looks or money or lifestyle.....

well .. they will have the looks of these idiots, when those housewives become old and crusty too!