Animal abuse trial set for Hamburg mayor, police chief
#1 May 21, 2006
I have been thinking about those dogs for a long time now and I think there is a great marketing opportunity here. First what needs to be done is a 100 ft. billboard across the highway that states in big letters. HAMBURG HOME OF OFFICER DEATHSAP! LOCAL PUPPY STRANGLER. EXIT NOW!!!Pretty good huh? Wait you say thats not the police chiefs name or how the dogs died. Think people! we are trying to get people into town. once they are there they might stop in some of the local businesses. Back to the plan.....From the point they exit the interstate there will be little pictures on sticks of dogs pointing the way to the site where they died. Once there the tourist can read a sign that says.....HERE IS WHERE SEVERAL DOGS WERE PUT DOWN BY THE "B I G B A N G "! Of course this will really get people interested so there needs to be a scenic detour. Why not send them up the road to Sidney where they will see what you ask....? Why it's a church, it's a monestary, NO it's the COUNTY SHERRIFS OFFICE! Complete with stained glass windows and a 100 ft. suspended halo above it. Maybe for the small price of 1 dollar the tourist can touch the most Holy place in the whole county. Whoever is ready for my plan just go ahead and procceed don't wait on me. Your economy needs just this boost. No need to thank me.
Some may say damnit thats the craziest thing I've ever heard. NO, NO, NO the craziest thing you'll ever hear is the complete story of how far this has gone. I guess it just goes to show that in the "cornerstone" of iowa it's not who you are it's who you know. Maybe thats just a county thing? I'm not sure but at this rate I'm going to come be a judge once the right people are in place. PEOPLE all joking aside get behind your law enforcement and stop this RAPE of our judicial system. Federal court has already determined that a judge cannot look at an officers actions with 20/20 hindsight. Hello! anybody..........like I said before support your law enforcement because next time a "methhead" breaks in your door and starts molesting your daughter, remember who is going to come to help. Who is always there with a smile when you say things that you would kick your own a@# for. It's local law enforcement.
One last thing, If you have more than 3 large animals you are one of three things.
1) A Farmer
yes dogs can be farmed its called a kennel
even crazy people can remember to feed animals though.
which is the reason that all of this has come about. If you really care about animals you would take the owner of those dogs to court for neglect. Not the one person that put them out of their misery.
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#2 May 21, 2006
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