anyone seen the alien last night in grundy

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Nicholasville, KY

#1 Dec 16, 2009
i did he came down and spoke to me

Harrisonburg, VA

#2 Dec 16, 2009
I heard you got probed

Nicholasville, KY

#3 Dec 16, 2009
u guys are f'ing crazy!!! they arent no such thing as aliens

United States

#4 Jun 30, 2012
Actually...I saw one a few months ago...I never got to document it though.
alien reporter

Grundy, VA

#5 Jun 30, 2012
yeh i saw it last night at walmart it was shopping for probing devices
alien reporter

Grundy, VA

#6 Jun 30, 2012
we didnt get a document on it either because we wherea afraid that it would probe us to death and it would scream its probing time
alien reporter

Grundy, VA

#7 Jun 30, 2012
and yeh talked to him last night he was buying some reese's pieces and told me it was probing time and his name was paul
He Is here

Grundy, VA

#8 Jun 30, 2012
He is here with me. He has been probing me and I actually love it. I am trying to get him to agree to file for citizenship and stay here with me. I called Earl cole and he came over and took a lot of good pictures of us.He is going to do an article on us in the voice. Pictures and all.
alien reporter

Grundy, VA

#9 Jun 30, 2012
well when u get done with paul send him my way i need some probing time cause i didnt have time last night at walmart they had already ran out of probing devices cause paul bought that last of them
alien reporter

Grundy, VA

#10 Jun 30, 2012
alert!!! all citizens of buchanan county this is just in lights have been spotted west of grundy paul is on the loose probing everyone in his path and harvesting farts he was last seen making his way towards paw paw in hurley va area so be on the outlook for paul and his probing device over and out stay tune for newer information as we recive it this is alien reporter live on the scene signing off
alien victim

Grundy, VA

#11 Jun 30, 2012
i am in the paw paw area of hurley va i have just been in contact with this creature he has rimmed my asshole out with this probing device i can no longer hold my bowl movements this is very painful the probing lasted no longer than 10 seconds but was a horrible experince so everyone be aware and guard your Ass!!!!! if not u will be probed...last signs of paul he was head down paw paw area he is looking for any victims that he can probe
concerned citizen

Grundy, VA

#12 Jun 30, 2012
i have just saw an ambulance heading west on grundy sure to heart paul has attacked once more in his vicious probing spree
comfort Inn

Grundy, VA

#13 Jun 30, 2012
Safe for the moment He has checked in at the Comfort Inn. Hope walmart didn't get any more probes put back on the shelves today. There are A lot of as* holes staying here.
concerned citizen

Grundy, VA

#14 Jun 30, 2012
u go comfort u keep ur ky jelly and your fire and ice
Paul the alien

Grundy, VA

#15 Jun 30, 2012
i have now checked in at comfort inn i am staying on the thrid floor i am cleaing my probing devices for the next round anyone who has hemrrhoids i can be of service to u or if constipated i have now ruined many of assholes in this little town i am not finished by a long shot asses here on earth everywhere anyone want to volunteer for my probing servicing no cost to u free probing call me or ask for my room number at comfort inn love paul beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Smart A


#16 Jun 30, 2012
Saw him hitchiking. Think he was mexican.

United States

#17 Jul 4, 2012
I just saw him go into the neighbor's house....ohh...ohh no....uhh ohh....that...that doesn't sound too good...ohh...oh God! Ohhh...ohh man it's's EVERYWHERE!.....ohh ohhh! what's he doing...OH NO HE'S COMING TOWARDS MY HOUSE! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I'm getting the f**k outta here!!!!!
alien victim

Grundy, VA

#18 Jul 4, 2012
run for cover

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