Bent follower talks about death wish

i would like to ask esther how she stopped eating for such a long time, because i would like to lose weight. dear esther surely you u do not believe "wayne bent" is the son of God u have to be a real moron even a retarded human being knows that "Jesus who is the son of God died 2,oooo years ago. come on snap out of it face reality wayne bent is just another "son of bitch" who likes that young vagina over an old one he is just a pervert.

No doubt she is probably one of those followers who think the authorities were out to "get Bent".

I agree, Wayne Bent was "bent."

This guy is a lunatic. He probably did'nt outright sexually assault anybody, but he admitted himself that he had sex with his own daughter-in-law right in front of his own son. He said God told him to do so. This guy has had control of these people for SO long that he has managed to convince his own SON that God told him to fornicate with his own daughter-in-law right in FRONT of his son. That is the danger of prophecy-seeking. This self-appointed messiah needs at least seven years in isolation in a state mental prison. His followers need to grow up.

I tried to tell a girl one time that it was God's will that she blow Gabriel's horn. She appearently didn't know I was the Archangel, was ill-schooled in the Bible, and slapped me upside the head. Go figure.

"There was this preacher who started a ministry. He had the gift of prophecy, and he sought out other prophets who also had the gift. His ministry grew large and prosperous. One day, he became concerned after reading a story about pockets of Cannibalism in Africa. He decided to do something about it. He said to his prophets, "I am sending you to Africa to convert the Cannibals." He got together a planeload of them and sent them off to Africa. Soon, word came that all his prophets had disappeared. As he was grieving over this, his accountant arrived with even more bad news. "Reverend, you have spent too much on this mission, and your church is now in the red." The Reverend replied, "Oh, my Lordy, first I hear that all my Missionaries are gone, and now my church is in a deficit. How can this be?" "Simple," the accountant replied. "The Cannibals are eating up the Prophets!"....

I met a Preacher who asked if he could "PRAY FOR ME"
I said, "Sounds Great,, Pray for my hearing"
He proceeded to poke a finger in each of my ears, then began praying up a blue streak!
When he was finished,, he asked me " Hows Your Hearing Now" ?

I said,, I don't know,, It's Not Until Next Week !!!

good stuff.

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the at the next stop. When the bus starts on its way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you". The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are god and you could command her to have sex with you.

The hippie decides this is a great idea, so on Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun showed up, while she was in the middle of praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD" I have heard your prayers and I will answer them BUT ... first you must have sex with me.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts "Ha, Ha, Ha! I'm the hippie!"

Then the nun jumps up and shouts "Ha, Ha, Ha, I'm the bus driver!!"

She just probably needs to meet a very giving man, who will put a lip-lock on her lower lips and not let her up until she has seen the REAL "Mess-I-am".
Just tell her to contact Barefoot Joe at this forum,
and I will be glad to perform my labor of love on her.

TobyGoodTimes wrote:

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the at the next stop. When the bus starts on its way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you". The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are god and you could command her to have sex with you.
The hippie decides this is a great idea, so on Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun showed up, while she was in the middle of praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD" I have heard your prayers and I will answer them BUT ... first you must have sex with me.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts "Ha, Ha, Ha! I'm the hippie!"
Then the nun jumps up and shouts "Ha, Ha, Ha, I'm the bus driver!!"

A man tries out for the part of Tarzan in a porn movie, but the producer tells him that he is believable in every way except his phallus is way too pale, and he would not be believable as a man of the jungle who goes about in the nude. The man decides to go to the beach and bury himself in the sand except for his phallus, so that he will be uniformly tanned.

A Mother Superior and a Novice Nun happen to walk by. On spotting the phallus sticking up out of the sand, the Mother Superior says: "Will you look at that, darlin'? When I was 15 I didn't know what they were; when I was 21 I couldn't get enough of them. And now I am 60, and celibate in the Holy Church and they are growing wild on the beach!".

BarefootJoe wrote:

She just probably needs to meet a very giving man, who will put a lip-lock on her lower lips and not let her up until she has seen the REAL "Mess-I-am".
Just tell her to contact Barefoot Joe at this forum,
and I will be glad to perform my labor of love on her.

Joe, you sound like a hungry cunnivore!