Judge it!
Global Warming!!! It's Global Warming!! They realize the futility of trying to survive because MAN has RUINED EVERYTHING, so they're helping the porpoises into the afterlife.
The Orcas are slated to do in the dolphins next year.
Great whites will do the Orcas, following.
They're all smarter than humans because they live in the ocean.
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Nov 9, 2009 | Posted by: HOGstr
Mysterious Porpoise Deaths Blamed On Berzerk Dolphins
Marine biologists have figured out why a growing number of dead harbor porpoises have been found on California beaches in recent years: dolphin attacks.
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Even Dolphins have their own Ft. Hood episodes.
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Quick..... we need another hate crime bill.
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I'm sure George Bush is behind it all!
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It is the end of days.
The Bible had it wrong. It was the 4 Porpoises of the apocalypse. |
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Will the socialized medical bill also cover seafood?
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Mammal on mammal crime!
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Everything is Berserk in California.
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Since they (some fishes) travel in schools,
IS THIS ANOTHER CASE OF SENSELESS, SCHOOL VIOLENCE?? (Sorry, I could not resist this joke.) |
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Religious differences resulted in violence. The porpoise was a member of the church of Cod group that encouraged violence on those who did not believe.
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bizarre + berserk? |
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LOL
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wow... dolphin 'roid rage....
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Incloding?! |
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Simpsons did it!
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