Mutant Watching 101

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Darby Crash wrote:

I enjoy watching trailer dwellers waddle up to the buffet in anticipation of the legs of crab that will be placed before them for their dining pleasure. It is hilarious when some greedy sod takes them all and leaves nothing but a steaming tray of water for the next greedy subhuman. Dont even get me started on walmart...

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holla mane wrote:

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Dats da troof! Burnch of dramn slrobs curming ouched n dere swreatpants cuz dey crant frit n nurtin elsk! Dat scurs Holla!

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Darby Crash wrote:

I enjoy watching trailer dwellers waddle up to the buffet in anticipation of the legs of crab that will be placed before them for their dining pleasure. It is hilarious when some greedy sod takes them all and leaves nothing but a steaming tray of water for the next greedy subhuman. Dont even get me started on walmart...

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scotty2hottie wrote:

<quoted text> i guess im part of that population you are down grading in your speech. i will tell you it is a crying shame those places use crab legs to draw in customers then drag thier ass cooking them >>>>>!and for those straving greedy ass people who cant seem to see people in line to get some of those delilious moresels you can kiss my ass

truth is beauty wrote:

Yes, but allow me to clarify. This individual admitted to glomming the entire trough of crabbies, with no regard for the other fatties who wished to partake of said crustaceans.
Yes -- "fat" typing.

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Darby Crash wrote:

I think they should build a thunder dome next to the buffet so that the greedy trailer dwellers can fight to the death for crab legs. Just pay attention to your surroundings the next time you are out. People are hilarious. If this offends you then you must be guilty of stalking the buffet.

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holla mane wrote:

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Holla cruld emcree dat evrent!

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truth is beauty wrote:

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I dunno -- i reread it again and it look like you doin' a premptive down grading, and admittin' to stalkin' the buffet, and that the po' chinee slaves not fillin' up the troughs fast enough to satisfy all the hogs who save up all week to put on they expandable pants and settle in fo' a food orgy of epic proportions.
(*helpless laughter*)

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scotty2hottie wrote:

<quoted text>you are a useless piece of shit!!!

truth is beauty wrote:

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You'd be the recipient of a fearsome wedgie if you were anywhere in my vicinity, to the extent that you would have to pry your pants out of your crack with a crow bar.

truth is beauty wrote:

I saw a 400-lb. plus shemale yesterday who had very small front breasteses, but huge ones on her BACK! Then I looked down and saw that her gluteal area had fallen to around the knee level in waves. I tried not to stare, but that thing was frightening. Her hover scooter was filled with donuts, bread, ham and cheese spread. Not one healthy thing was in her basket. There's probably somebody out there who has sex with her.

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scotty2hottie wrote:

its the all you can eat chicken people that bust me up.freid or baked,and those few that will stand there and pull the skin off the baked chicken and leave the meat now they are a rioit

truth is beauty wrote:

Forget about fatties being jolly. They're usually jerking some skinny (or fat) little kid around by its arm, and screaming in its face, making it squall. If you even look at them, they shoot you a real dirty look, like they're thinking of pushing you down with their superior bulk, then sitting on your face. I started backing out of the aisle once, and almost fell into the scooter of another fatty behind me. I was surrounded, so I just froze and started to whimper a little.