Sandy Alexander police activity today?

OH MY GOD!!!
You poor printers worked with this crazy bastard for so many years? He is supposed to be teaching us history, but the only thing I have learned in this suckers class is how to swear like a sailor on leave. Oh, the other thing I have learned is that he really seems to hate all you guys that he used to work with. Especially the printing sales people. He refers to them as “The Varick Street Whores”, whatever that means. Also, about every 30 minutes he yells out “that F!@$ing West Lake. Did he have a bad experience near some lake? My fellow students and me really want to know. Did he have a relative die near this lake or something? He said once the Kindle catches on, all you guys would be looking for work, like cleaning a kennel or something. He keeps telling us he used to be a stripper. Unless he looked a lot nicer before he got old, I have a hard time believing that anyone would pay to see him with his clothes off. He also keeps leering at all the female students chests. Did he always have such a lustful and malicious way of looking at women or is that just here at college? I think this is really degrading and creepy since this guy appears to be older than my grandpa and looks like Freddy Kruger. All I know is that after listening to the professors ranting, I’m going into a better line of work than printing like taxidermy or sewer cleaning or something.

Happy that you have so much time on your hands that you can spend it impersonating me. I'm flattered! Best wishes.

DOes my Toupee look like a coon skin cap?

It was a pleasure working with you guys. I really enjoyed my time in Sandy Alexander. Hopefully no one was ever offended or hurt through my conduct in any way. If so, forgive my shortcomings.

I will be out of the office 09/21-09/25 returning 09/28. I will have no access to phone/emails. 

Hey, where did everyone go? I need attention!

They all went to get you some Listerene Septic breath.

Hey you bastards! Just because my breath smells like the city dump (or perhaps Elizabeth NJ) doesn't give you the right to be so damn critical! Halitosis is a serious condition that should be treated with concern and respect. I have tried everything from Listerine to blanket wash, with no results. What you don't understand is that there are certain advantages to this condition. The bugs stay away from me and I never need to use the defogger in my car!

Don't miss the special showing of the Documentary " SHOP TALK" at the Clifton Playhouse tonight at 7:00pm and again at 10:00pm

lock and load, taking care of business.

What the F does that mean?

my hands are tied.

I'm so lonely. I have no one to fight with. Maybe I should go back to driving a cab. I could have the first ISO approved taxi in the world! Yeah thats it!