Halloween Costumes

Hello everybody!!! My most favorite, special and fun holiday is coming up soon...Halloween! I'm so excited I can hardly stand it!!!
I've been thinking about what I'm going to make for a Halloween costume and it's been really tough to come up with something that is different, funny and that the kids will love and get a big kick out of. Well I think, thanks to my best friend Pierceville Pete, came up with the bestest costume in the whole world.
This is what I'm going to do. I'm going to dress in black, then pull my pants down and paint my ass orange. Then Piercville Pete is going to paint eyes and a really scarey mouth. The "mouth" will be centered on my bungerita. Yes, I'm going to go as an ASS JACK O' LATERN!!!
I think for the first part of the evening I will fart really frightening sounds like a wolf growling, a lion roaring, an elephant trumpeting, you know stuff like that. I've been working on my butt sound effects for a couple of weeks and if I do say so myself they're really cool.
Then, and this is the best part, at about 8 in the evening Pierceville Pete is going to stuff Tootsie Roll Pops, Nerds, Starbursts, M&Ms and tiny Snickers bars into my "butt canyon of no return" and then I'll blast those out into the bags of the little trick or treaters as they come by my house!!! I know that the little tykes and their parents will love it!!!
That will be so neat! I'd be interested in what other people are going to dress up like this Halloween, please share, I think it would be really cool if everybody on Topix would say what they were going to do for the best holiday of the year!!!

Uh, hi! Please tell me where you're going to be Halloween night! I'd love to come over and look at your costume and maybe do some other "stuff" if you know what I'm insinuating with out actually saying it.
I've never did a "pumpkin" before but I bet it would be very cool.

Gay and Lovin It wrote:

Uh, hi! Please tell me where you're going to be Halloween night! I'd love to come over and look at your costume and maybe do some other "stuff" if you know what I'm insinuating with out actually saying it.
I've never did a "pumpkin" before but I bet it would be very cool.

You don't know how sick you make me GALI!!! Here we are talking about Halloween costumes and you start to insinuate all of this PERVERTED sex stuff. I am not GAY!!! My deal is farting, passing gas, barkers and stuff like that.
Keep your pervert stuff to yourself, OKAY!?!

Fart Fanatic wrote:

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You don't know how sick you make me GALI!!! Here we are talking about Halloween costumes and you start to insinuate all of this PERVERTED sex stuff. I am not GAY!!! My deal is farting, passing gas, barkers and stuff like that.
Keep your pervert stuff to yourself, OKAY!?!

Wait just a minute...YOU...Fart Fanatic are calling me, Gay and Lovin It a PERVERT? What is wrong with this picture? I mean what is more perverse than going to public places and filling them with your rotten butt stench? I call that SICK!! Also, I can't think of any other word but deviant to descripe someone who fill their ass with Tootsie Roll Pops and "blows" them into little trick or treaters candy bags with an ass blast!!!
You are the sicko, not me; and that goes for your buddy Pierceville Pete double!!!

Gay and Lovin It wrote:

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Wait just a minute...YOU...Fart Fanatic are calling me, Gay and Lovin It a PERVERT? What is wrong with this picture? I mean what is more perverse than going to public places and filling them with your rotten butt stench? I call that SICK!! Also, I can't think of any other word but deviant to descripe someone who fill their ass with Tootsie Roll Pops and "blows" them into little trick or treaters candy bags with an ass blast!!!
You are the sicko, not me; and that goes for your buddy Pierceville Pete double!!!

Dear Gay and Loven It;
I HATE YOU - I HATE YOU - I DOUBLE HATE YOU!!!! Here I try to do something nice for the tricker or treaters and you have to spoil it by buggering my "pumpkin" like crazy right on my front step!!!
You are a pervert!!! It wasn't cute! It wasn't funny! It wasn't anything but a nasty act by someone (YOU) who hates to see anyone have a good time that isn't related to your sick sexual perversion!!!
So there YOU WEIRDO!!!

Fart Fanatic wrote:

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Dear Gay and Loven It;
I HATE YOU - I HATE YOU - I DOUBLE HATE YOU!!!! Here I try to do something nice for the tricker or treaters and you have to spoil it by buggering my "pumpkin" like crazy right on my front step!!!
You are a pervert!!! It wasn't cute! It wasn't funny! It wasn't anything but a nasty act by someone (YOU) who hates to see anyone have a good time that isn't related to your sick sexual perversion!!!
So there YOU WEIRDO!!!

Oh, I'm soooooooo sorry!!! You sure seemed to enjoy it while I was there....ALL TEN TIMES!!! Don't be such a hypocrite, you loved it and you know it. Also if you hated it so bad WHY were you still in costume last night when I stopped by and buggered you THEN?!?
You are such a dork!!!