things i'm grateful for.

There is so much trash on this site that I, Fart Fanatic thought that I would post something positive and thoughtful.
I hope that others out there will contribute to this thread by listing the things that they are grateful for as I'm about to do.

THINGS I'M GRATEFUL FOR
by fart fanatic.
(1) I'm grateful for my bung hole because I can erupt humongous "barkers" out of it.

(2) I'm grateful for cheese and broccoli and egg salad sandwiches because they supply the gas that makes the humongous "barkers".

(3) I'm grateful for my nose because it lets me smell my gigantic humongous "barkers".

(4) I'm grateful for all the people in the world because without them I wouldn't be able to sniff other peoples "barkers".

(5) I'm grateful for Walmart and Wendy's and Sophia's Bistro and the movie theatre and McDonalds and Sam's and Presto and Dillons East and Dillons West and Burger King because all of those places give me a place to let humongous "barkers".

Thank you Fart Fanatic for your thoughtful post. Yes, I too have noticed that the quality of the threads have really deteriorated over time. Your, "things I'm grateful for" post has raised the bar. I hope that other responsible people such as you and I will contribute to this wonderful and high minded thread.
To support you and the wonderful work you are doing my dear and loyal friend, Fart Fanatic, I; Pierceville Pete AKA - "The great and amazing PP" will list all of the wonderful things that I am grateful for.

THINGS I'M GRATEFUL FOR
by "The great and amazing PP"

(1) I'm grateful for Sophia's Bistro because it serves Italian Food like lasagna and pizza that I can stuff into my "hidey hole".

(2) I'm grateful for McDonalds because they serve hamburgers, fries, malts, McGriddles and other food and I can shove where "the sun don't shine".

(3) I'm grateful for IHOP because they serve pancakes, fried eggs, bacon, sausage and french toast that I can "slam" into my ass.

(4) I'm grateful for A&W because they make a wonderful rootbeer float that I can "high pressure" into my "Butt Canyon of no Return".

(5) I'm grateful for Fart Fanatic who assists me at all my "bung stuffing" performances. I don't know how I would do it without you!!!!

Fart Fanatic, thank you so much. In the helter skelter world that we live in it is easy to forget about all of our blessings. I know that I do. Your "things that I'm grateful for" thread made me stop and reflect upon all my blessings; and they are bountious, below are just a few.
THINGS I'M GRATEFUL FOR
by Garden City Booster
(1) I'm grateful that the "Commish" has an arse.
(2) I'm grateful for my finger 'cause I can use it to "snaggle" my friend the Commish's arse.
(3) I'm grateful that I get to "snaggle" the Commish's arse with my finger because I can sniff my finger a day or two after and smell the Commish's arse aroma.
(4) I'm grateful for my nose 'cause I can use it to sniff my finger and smell the Commish's wunderbar butt perfume.
(5) Finally, I'm grateful for the "Commish" because he has an arse that I can finger and then smell with my nose his wonderful arse aroma extravaganza!!!

Thank you so much my dear friend Fart Fanatic. You have been one of the few people in this community who hasn't discriminated against me because of my sexual orientation. Also thanks for the sensitive and thoughtful post, it's wonderful. Listed below are a few things I'm grateful for.
THINGS I'M GRATEFUL FOR
by Gay and Lovin' It.
(1) I'm grateful that I'm gay because I can wear clothes that straight people are afraid to.
(2) I'm grateful that I can wear those clothes to the Dighton Pickle Park.
(3) I'm grateful that I can wear those clothes to the Dighton Pickle Park where I can meet some very "interesting" people.
(4) I'm grateful that I can wear those clothes to the Dighton Pickle Park where I can meet some very "interesting" people so that we can do some "fun things" in the restroom stall.
(5) I'm grateful that I can wear those clothes to the Dighton Pickle Park where I can meet some very "interesting" people so that we can do some "fun things" in the restroom stall and that I'm very flexible so that I can bend over and touch my toes with my finger tips.

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