Do you finger your butt and sniff it?

It'll be even funnier when you MORONS get busted I sure hope they post that along with your dumbass pictures.

You really know how to get to me Garden City Booster. You perfectly described our little fingering session last night. And yes, it was wonderful. In honor of you I would like to give you a gift, a small gift that is unworthy of you but a token of my deep feelings for you. Please accept this poem as my way of showing you that I'm so thankful for you and our mutual bung fingering sessions together.

Ode to Garden City Booster

I am nothing with out you,
nothing but a turd floating
in the stream of life
brown, bobbing and bloating

Filled with noxious gasses
whose odious aroma would make you puke
it is you who made me whole,
who turned me from a peasant into a Duke

I spend my days thinking of you,
how you laugh and how you gurgle,
your smile, your smooth skin
and the way your butt hole does burble

My life is devoted to you
my happy little Booster twit
I think only of you
my happy dim wit!

You, you, great big wonderful butt fingering fool you! A poem..for me...by you....is such a wonderful gift, something that I've never received from anyone until you took the time, you word crafter you, to write it.
Tears are streaming down my cheeks,(the FACE cheeks you naughty boy!) as I read it, over and over and over again.
How can I ever repay you? Oh...I've got an IDEA!!! Tonight at Horse Thief Reservior I will finger your ass like it's never been fingered before!!!
Thank you County Commissioner for being the bestest friend that I've ever had!!! You are the greatest person who has ever lived or who WILL ever live!!

Booster, my little sweet pea Booster dude...after Thursday nights' butt fingering session at Horse Thief Reservior I know that I need to write you many more POEMS!!!
Wow! Wow! Wow! What a great butt snaggleing session...it was UBER!!!

I normally don't write into this site but I read it daily...it's great and very very interesting. Garden City Booster and Commish, you are two really great guys...would you mind if I sometime photographed your butt snaggeling sessions at Horse Thief? I would love to do it but with your permission only, after all I'm not a pervert!!! Anyway, keep writing in; you guys are wonderful.

I'm getting interested on this fingering thing... would you try my butt? This is not out of perversion or even sexual interest... is just art love maybe?

I'm writing to thank "somebody" who goes by the nickname "Commish" for arranging the most wonderful dedication ceremony I've ever attended at Horse Thief Reservior last weekend.
In my entire life I've never had the priviledge to be present at a better orchestrated ceremony. It "Uber Wonderbar" to the max.
I wish to thank this wonderful person for all the effort that was put in this and also to thank this super human being for having the vision when others whom I won't name, fought it tooth and nail.
Thank you oh wonderful Commish for being you and for providing a place where all the members of this community may go for discreet fun of anykind as long as it is between two consenting adults.
You are the greatest!!!

yes my ass has sexy smell if smeone like to smell iwould love to lend my ass

my ass smells very sexy if smeone wants he can sniff my ass and cme

Commish, have you noticed how everyone is trying to get on this site and get involved on our bung snaggleing sessions?
Please don't be unfaithful to me, PLEASE DON'T! You know that you are the only one who will ever finger my bung, please let me be your only butt reamer, I beg this of you my true butt diving friend.
Do you want to get together tonight at the zoo or the Dighton Pickle Park or Horse Thief Reservior? Just let me know and I'll be there!!!

I was in the living room scratching and sniffing my butthole, and the neighbor lady was looking in the window at me the whole time. It was a humbling experience. Then I pushed in my thumb and pulled out a plum and threw it at her.

Garden City Booster wrote:

Commish, have you noticed how everyone is trying to get on this site and get involved on our bung snaggleing sessions?
Please don't be unfaithful to me, PLEASE DON'T! You know that you are the only one who will ever finger my bung, please let me be your only butt reamer, I beg this of you my true butt diving friend.
Do you want to get together tonight at the zoo or the Dighton Pickle Park or Horse Thief Reservior? Just let me know and I'll be there!!!

My dearest Garden City Booster the fears you have regarding my loyalty to you and the exclusivity of our butt snaggleing sessions are unfounded. I will snaggle your arse and your arse alone for it has the most exotic and profound bum whiffable and sniffable bunglicious aroma in the whole wide world.
I could never take another to our exclusive bung fingering spot at Horse Thief and live with myself. Although others may try to "butt" in - you are the one that I will snaggle with and you alone my sweet and demented Booster rod.

Why would you want to do this as a sexual practice?- don't you know that the ass is the place where one's sh#t lives?