I love to finger my ass and smell the goodness. It's like a fine wine aged to perfection.

ChadSnaggler wrote:

I love to finger my ass and smell the goodness. It's like a fine wine aged to perfection.

This is one of the best polls ever put out on Topix. This is a subject that every thinking person cares about. Please keep up the good work! You are a genius!!!

Garden City Booster wrote:

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This is one of the best polls ever put out on Topix. This is a subject that every thinking person cares about. Please keep up the good work! You are a genius!!!

Bravo, I could not have said it better. Thank you Garden City Booster, you're the greatest!!!

County Comissioner wrote:

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Bravo, I could not have said it better. Thank you Garden City Booster, you're the greatest!!!

No, thank you County Comissioner! You're the greatest too and CONGRATULATIONS on being named to the Garden City High School Hall of Fame. You deserve it. Your service to the community, church, Garden City Coop and of course to the promotion of anal sex has certainly earned you your nomination and induction to and into that august body. Again congrats!!!!

Garden City Booster wrote:

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No, thank you County Comissioner! You're the greatest too and CONGRATULATIONS on being named to the Garden City High School Hall of Fame. You deserve it. Your service to the community, church, Garden City Coop and of course to the promotion of anal sex has certainly earned you your nomination and induction to and into that august body. Again congrats!!!!

No, No, No, thank you Garden City Booster. I wish more people in the community would have your dedication to the improvement of this community! You are the greatest!!!

County Comissioner wrote:

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No, No, No, thank you Garden City Booster. I wish more people in the community would have your dedication to the improvement of this community! You are the greatest!!!

To the contrair County Comissioner - it is you who have again honored me with your correspondence! Thank you for fingering MY ass last night and sniffing it! It was "wunderbar" if I may use the German phraseology. You are the best example of a politician this community has ever seen - you are the greatest!!!!

Greetings, Comish here and darned glad to be here! Writing to keep you all up to date. A couple of minutes ago I slamed my thumb up my arse and am sniffing it as I write. Thought you might like to know.

Garden City Booster wrote:

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To the contrair County Comissioner - it is you who have again honored me with your correspondence! Thank you for fingering MY ass last night and sniffing it! It was "wunderbar" if I may use the German phraseology. You are the best example of a politician this community has ever seen - you are the greatest!!!!

No, it is I who should be thanking you...your ass nectar was FABULOUS and also I must express my appreciation for your quid pro quo fingering of my ass and your inhalation of my rectal perfume - it was super fabulous! Again you are the greatest - thanks for all your community efforts - but I know that you don't require thanks, afterall you are the GARDEN CITY BOOSTER!!!

County Comissioner wrote:

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No, it is I who should be thanking you...your ass nectar was FABULOUS and also I must express my appreciation for your quid pro quo fingering of my ass and your inhalation of my rectal perfume - it was super fabulous! Again you are the greatest - thanks for all your community efforts - but I know that you don't require thanks, afterall you are the GARDEN CITY BOOSTER!!!

No, a million jillion time NO!!! It is you who are the great one...not I...I am nothing but the humble Garden City Booster.
It is your pink skin buss parking that is the best, not MINE!
By the way I'm fingering my ass right now and will sniff it in a couple of seconds.
You are the greatest

guys, is it joke or you complete dumbasses?

GARDEN CITY BOOSTER wrote:

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No, a million jillion time NO!!! It is you who are the great one...not I...I am nothing but the humble Garden City Booster.
It is your pink skin buss parking that is the best, not MINE!
By the way I'm fingering my ass right now and will sniff it in a couple of seconds.
You are the greatest

O' contrair Garden City Booster, it is you who have the best rectal odour in the universe. I'm still sniffing my finger from the last time that I poked it in your ass and rubbed your sweet butt nectar all over it! It is you who have made this wonderful city what it is, not I who am nothing but a humble County Comissioner.
May I finger your ass this evening and sniff my ass "tester" forever and ever?
Yes, it is you whose bung portal exudes the most wonderful fudge portal aroma; not mine!

Nico wrote:

guys, is it joke or you complete dumbasses?

You can refer to me however you want to but PLEASE leave Garden City Booster alone. If you would only sniff...one time would be enough...his sweet nectar of ze butt hole...you would never again refer to him as a "dumbass"...not it is you who is ze "dumbass" not Garden City Booster.
This site is not a "joke" it is real life correspondence between County Comissioner and Garden City Booster who spend their days and most of their nights mutually fingering one anothers' butt holes then sniffing them. This is their life, their passion, their reason for getting up in the morning...so leave them alone. It is okay to read their correspondence but please not make "fun" of them as this hurts them deeply!

Why don't you ass sniffers get a room.

County Comissioner wrote:

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You can refer to me however you want to but PLEASE leave Garden City Booster alone. If you would only sniff...one time would be enough...his sweet nectar of ze butt hole...you would never again refer to him as a "dumbass"...not it is you who is ze "dumbass" not Garden City Booster.
This site is not a "joke" it is real life correspondence between County Comissioner and Garden City Booster who spend their days and most of their nights mutually fingering one anothers' butt holes then sniffing them. This is their life, their passion, their reason for getting up in the morning...so leave them alone. It is okay to read their correspondence but please not make "fun" of them as this hurts them deeply!

Greetings County Comissioner - it has been too long since our last correspondence. I have been doing the "sniff" of my finger thinking of you and how much I respect you.
Would you like to meet me at Horse Thief Reservior and have a mutual butt fingering and ass sniffing session? It would be so neat. Let me know.
As always your good friend, Garden City Booster.

I dont know how I ended up on this site but yall must be a bunch of sick queers.yall need to be put on a island were bombs are being tested.

I dont know how I ended up on this site but yall must be a bunch of sick queers.yall need to be put on a island were bombs are being tested

Garden City Booster wrote:

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Greetings County Comissioner - it has been too long since our last correspondence. I have been doing the "sniff" of my finger thinking of you and how much I respect you.
Would you like to meet me at Horse Thief Reservior and have a mutual butt fingering and ass sniffing session? It would be so neat. Let me know.
As always your good friend, Garden City Booster.

I dont know how I ended up on this site but yall must be a bunch of sick queers.yall need to be put on a island were bombs are being tested

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<quoted text> I dont know how I ended up on this site but yall must be a bunch of sick queers.yall need to be put on a island were bombs are being tested

You are so silly! The ONLY way a person get's out to this site "The butt fingering site"; is to Google it! You don't have to hide your secret desires! There is nothing wrong with fingering someone else's butt and sniffing it deeply! Lots and lots and lots of people do it! Come on, be honest, you would love to do it too,(in fact I bet you are fingering your own ass and sniffing it as you're reading this!!!)
You are such a silly turd muffin!! Keep writing in, you're on the right site and the right time!!!

Garden City Booster wrote:

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You are so silly! The ONLY way a person get's out to this site "The butt fingering site"; is to Google it! You don't have to hide your secret desires! There is nothing wrong with fingering someone else's butt and sniffing it deeply! Lots and lots and lots of people do it! Come on, be honest, you would love to do it too,(in fact I bet you are fingering your own ass and sniffing it as you're reading this!!!)
You are such a silly turd muffin!! Keep writing in, you're on the right site and the right time!!!

You are so right Garden City Booster. But of course you always are!!! You are so COOL! In fact you should have been named to the Garden City High School Hall of Fame instead of me. I feel guilty about that. I am such a turd...thank you for being my friend and THANK YOU for letting me finger your butt last night at Horse Thief Reservoir!!! I'm still sniffing it; your ass has a wodnerful aroma, much better than mine, that's for certain.
Anyway, I had better go - are we still on for another butt fingering session at Harold Long Park tonight? Let me know, I can hardly wait!!!!

County Commissioner wrote:

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You are so right Garden City Booster. But of course you always are!!! You are so COOL! In fact you should have been named to the Garden City High School Hall of Fame instead of me. I feel guilty about that. I am such a turd...thank you for being my friend and THANK YOU for letting me finger your butt last night at Horse Thief Reservoir!!! I'm still sniffing it; your ass has a wodnerful aroma, much better than mine, that's for certain.
Anyway, I had better go - are we still on for another butt fingering session at Harold Long Park tonight? Let me know, I can hardly wait!!!!

Oh, Commish!!! Thank you so much for our marvelous ass finger session at Harold Long Park last night. It was AWESOME!!! At this very moment I'm typing with my left hand and sniffing the index finger of my right hand so that your anal aroma is still caressing my nostrils.
The park was lovely last night wasn't it? The birds were chirping, the possums were squeaking, the owls were hooting and your butt was burbling. Nothing could be more perfect than our evening together!
And one other thing - you are not a turd! It is I who is the TURD, you are everything that is good and kind and wonderful in this world. I am nothing but your butt boy! Thankfully so I must add.
Good night and remember or date for this Saturday night at the rodeo arena.
Truly yours, Garden City Booster