Poor thing, you must be very stupid.<quoted text>Poor thing, you must be very old
Educate yourself on why animals, humans included, do what they do and have evolved the traits that they have to ensure the survival of their own genetics. Woman + Cat just isn't cutting it in favor of the human. They have ensured the demise of their own genetic lineage by allowing cats to usurp that process for their own purposes, not the human's. And you thought they were just "cute kitties", didn't you.
Friend 1 to Friend 2: "Say! I found a great gal for you!"
Friend 2 to Friend 1: "Yeah? Tell me something about her."
Friend 1 to Friend 2: "Well, for starters, she's got a GREAT career. You won't have to help her out at all, she'll even be able to support you if you both want. And she's got a great bod too! Wonderful looks and smile. Guys are always hanging around her at work. She's fun to be around. She's either very picky or just hasn't met the right guy yet. I bet you're him!"
Friend 2 to Friend 1: "Okay, if she's so great, how come she's single? Tell me the bad stuff."
Friend 1 to Friend 2: "Nothing bad at all! That's why I don't get why she's still alone all the time. Never mentions any dates or parties she's been to, never talks about any guys she's met.... Well, there might be one thing. She's got about 5 cats at home and treats them like her children. Talks about those constantly. That's not so bad. Is it?"
Friend 2 to Friend 1: "I wouldn't even visit that human disaster just to get laid. What else you got? LOL"