Fat Girls

Why is it that everyone hates to see happy single guy? I have never been married and have no kids. And I damn sure dont want any brats either. So all my friends wives seem to think it is their god given duty to hook me up with one of their friends. And it never fails that they are 100 lbs over wieght and have 15 damn kids. After all these years you would think they would get the hint. I dont do blind dates. The last thing in life that any man needs is some spandex clad bovine from Franklin(and there are so many of you)galloping up to the meeting place thinking she is meeting prince charming. More like Prince Get Me the Hell Out of Here. And no matter what you tell them. they just dont give up once they know where you are. I only date women that I know. to my so-called friends. Grow a spine and tell your nosey do-gooder wives to leave me alone. I am not going to meet one of their loser fatass co-workers that blot out the sun when they walk into the room. Their famous standard line is " you will love her personality" which means at least a 100lbs heavy and tethered in the blimp hanger, or " oh c'mon you dont have any other plans for the weekend" translation: Total loser that is 300 lbs over wieght, uses industrial strength Nair, is covered with tattoes and piercings and scare little kids. I am single and alone because I like it that way. My house and stuff are mine, I am financially stable since a wife and kids are not keeping me broke and no one will ever be able to steal what I earned and accumulated. I leave the lid up, eat whatever i want and dont answer to anyone. And if I do date someone. I want one that doesnt collapse the suspension in my truck. Nothing is more revolting to me than the thought of a fat naked girl that 2 hours earlier would be shoveling food into her mouth so fast she couldnt come up for air.

No wonder you are single, you shallow prick. You have a brain the size of a pea and probably a 3 inch shriveled up penis. You sound like women in general are a turnoff to you. I suggest you come out of the closet and admit to being the fudge packer that you obviously are. Go back to your momma's basement, sit your ugly lonely ass in front of the computer, pull up some gay porn, and pull out your tweezers and jack your little penis off. You sound like a very miserable soul and I wouldn't hook you up with my neighbor's 3 legged dog!!

You sir, are my god damn hero!! Being single and gettin' some ass on the side is the way to go! It's kept me happy all these years. I'm in my mid-twenties and pullin' tail whenever I need it. Why the hell ruin life with a fat-ass wife and dumb ass kids??

Rock on my good man!

JimmyMack wrote:

Why is it that everyone hates to see happy single guy? I have never been
married and have no kids. And I damn sure dont want any brats either. So all my friends wives seem to think it is their god given duty to hook me up with one of their friends. And it never fails that they are 100 lbs over wieght and have 15 damn kids. After all these years you would think they would get the hint. I dont do blind dates. The last thing in life that any man needs is some spandex clad bovine from Franklin(and there are so many of you)galloping up to the meeting place thinking she is meeting prince charming. More like Prince Get Me the Hell Out of Here. And no matter what you tell them. they just dont give up once they know where you are. I only date women that I know. to my so-called friends. Grow a spine and tell your nosey do-gooder wives to leave me alone. I am not going to meet one of their loser fatass co-workers that blot out the sun when they walk into the room. Their famous standard line is " you will love her personality" which means at least a 100lbs heavy and tethered in the blimp hanger, or " oh c'mon you dont have any other plans for the weekend" translation: Total loser that is 300 lbs over wieght, uses industrial strength Nair, is covered with tattoes and piercings and scare little kids. I am single and alone because I like it that way. My house and stuff are mine, I am financially stable since a wife and kids are not keeping me broke and no one will ever be able to steal what I earned and accumulated. I leave the lid up, eat whatever i want and dont answer to anyone. And if I do date someone. I want one that doesnt collapse the suspension in my truck. Nothing is more revolting to me than the thought of a fat naked girl that 2 hours earlier would be shoveling food into her mouth so fast she couldnt come up for air.

JimmyMack wrote:

Why is it that everyone hates to see happy single guy? I have never been married and have no kids. And I damn sure dont want any brats either. So all my friends wives seem to think it is their god given duty to hook me up with one of their friends. And it never fails that they are 100 lbs over wieght and have 15 damn kids. After all these years you would think they would get the hint. I dont do blind dates. The last thing in life that any man needs is some spandex clad bovine from Franklin(and there are so many of you)galloping up to the meeting place thinking she is meeting prince charming. More like Prince Get Me the Hell Out of Here. And no matter what you tell them. they just dont give up once they know where you are. I only date women that I know. to my so-called friends. Grow a spine and tell your nosey do-gooder wives to leave me alone. I am not going to meet one of their loser fatass co-workers that blot out the sun when they walk into the room. Their famous standard line is " you will love her personality" which means at least a 100lbs heavy and tethered in the blimp hanger, or " oh c'mon you dont have any other plans for the weekend" translation: Total loser that is 300 lbs over wieght, uses industrial strength Nair, is covered with tattoes and piercings and scare little kids. I am single and alone because I like it that way. My house and stuff are mine, I am financially stable since a wife and kids are not keeping me broke and no one will ever be able to steal what I earned and accumulated. I leave the lid up, eat whatever i want and dont answer to anyone. And if I do date someone. I want one that doesnt collapse the suspension in my truck. Nothing is more revolting to me than the thought of a fat naked girl that 2 hours earlier would be shoveling food into her mouth so fast she couldnt come up for air.

I'm quite sure the women are as eager to get out of your sight also. I bet your a fat ass and as ugly as a UPS mans uniform!!

YOU WONT LIKE THIS wrote:

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I'm quite sure the women are as eager to get out of your sight also. I bet your a fat ass and as ugly as a UPS mans uniform!!

Oh, there you are. I thought I smelled gin and regret.

JimmyMack wrote:

Why is it that everyone hates to see happy single guy? I have never been married and have no kids. And I damn sure dont want any brats either. So all my friends wives seem to think it is their god given duty to hook me up with one of their friends. And it never fails that they are 100 lbs over wieght and have 15 damn kids. After all these years you would think they would get the hint. I dont do blind dates. The last thing in life that any man needs is some spandex clad bovine from Franklin(and there are so many of you)galloping up to the meeting place thinking she is meeting prince charming. More like Prince Get Me the Hell Out of Here. And no matter what you tell them. they just dont give up once they know where you are. I only date women that I know. to my so-called friends. Grow a spine and tell your nosey do-gooder wives to leave me alone. I am not going to meet one of their loser fatass co-workers that blot out the sun when they walk into the room. Their famous standard line is " you will love her personality" which means at least a 100lbs heavy and tethered in the blimp hanger, or " oh c'mon you dont have any other plans for the weekend" translation: Total loser that is 300 lbs over wieght, uses industrial strength Nair, is covered with tattoes and piercings and scare little kids. I am single and alone because I like it that way. My house and stuff are mine, I am financially stable since a wife and kids are not keeping me broke and no one will ever be able to steal what I earned and accumulated. I leave the lid up, eat whatever i want and dont answer to anyone. And if I do date someone. I want one that doesnt collapse the suspension in my truck. Nothing is more revolting to me than the thought of a fat naked girl that 2 hours earlier would be shoveling food into her mouth so fast she couldnt come up for air.

I see why you are single! Your a revolting little boy! There is many different kinds of women in this world who have feelings! Some of my best friends and the best women you will ever meet are large women. I hate little boys like you! Have you ever heard of not being a bully? Thats is what you are since you wanna talk bad about a women who not a size 3!

I am a female and have to agree with Jimmy. I love the way you stated it and really could not say it any better. If you are single, people always want to set you up with their boring, ugly, loser friends. If you're married, you're spouse always nags and bitches and others always ask "when are you two gonna have kids?" uh, never! Kids are an expensive pain in the ass and drain me of all my selfish pleasures! How bout I get a dog and KEEP my corvette. Don't have to pay for doggy college either and he doesn't backtalk. Ah! Single life is awesome!

Fat chicks smooth out when you get them laid down.

[QUOTE who="hear ya jimmy!"]I am a female and have to agree with Jimmy. I love the way you stated it and really could not say it any better. If you are single, people always want to set you up with their boring, ugly, loser friends. If you're married, you're spouse always nags and bitches and others always ask "when are you two gonna have kids?" uh, never! Kids are an expensive pain in the ass and drain me of all my selfish pleasures! How bout I get a dog and KEEP my corvette. Don't have to pay for doggy college either and he doesn't backtalk. Ah! Single life is awesome![/QUOTE]
Now you sound like a woman with good sense. It's only the sows, you know the ones, they ride around on scooters at Wallyworld with backfat flopping behind them and usually trailing a n_glet or 2 that disagree with these type of posts.

Some dude just messaged me saying "U wanna f--k?" and I've been approached by more than one man around here saying they'd pay me to have sex with them. It's hard for me to find a man for a relationship and all...but why do guys just assume bigger women are whores? Is it because they think no one else will want them and think they're desperate?

If you're actually attractive in other peoples eyes, then you shouldn't have to depend on ur friends hooking u up with certain people. You must not have in social skills, it's 2011 people go find what their looking for. If a girl sees a guy she finds attractive, she'll go up to him and vice versa! So what does that say about if no one is approaching you or all u can get Is blind dates...hmmm? So I def wouldn't have started this post bashing certain women, just from everything you've written I can pretty much tell you're a loner, probably not hott, you're prolly packing pounds as well and you spend your nights and weekends on the computer and chatrooms lmao. Do you think Brad Pitt or even the average Joe goes to websites to pick up females...uhhhh noooooo!!! Hahaha what a joke

heck I love fat chicks! I met my old lady on a phone chat line. Sure, Walmart has banned her from using their scooters and Sasquatch would say she's too hairy for him. But I'll tell you what, she can out cook anyone and she's amazing in the sack. I think I'll keep her around for awhile.

Talk2 wrote:

If you're actually attractive in other peoples eyes, then you shouldn't have to depend on ur friends hooking u up with certain people. You must not have in social skills, it's 2011 people go find what their looking for. If a girl sees a guy she finds attractive, she'll go up to him and vice versa! So what does that say about if no one is approaching you or all u can get Is blind dates...hmmm? So I def wouldn't have started this post bashing certain women, just from everything you've written I can pretty much tell you're a loner, probably not hott, you're prolly packing pounds as well and you spend your nights and weekends on the computer and chatrooms lmao. Do you think Brad Pitt or even the average Joe goes to websites to pick up females...uhhhh noooooo!!! Hahaha what a joke

I don't think its so much that he's depending on friends for dates...his friends just assume he's unhappy since he's single and set him up with one of their other friends who DO have to rely on them for blind date set ups. Please correct me if I'm wrong Jimmy! That's just been my experience

No fat chicks 4 me thanks wrote:

[QUOTE who="hear ya jimmy!"]I am a female and have to agree with Jimmy. I love the way you stated it and really could not say it any better. If you are single, people always want to set you up with their boring, ugly, loser friends. If you're married, you're spouse always nags and bitches and others always ask "when are you two gonna have kids?" uh, never! Kids are an expensive pain in the ass and drain me of all my selfish pleasures! How bout I get a dog and KEEP my corvette. Don't have to pay for doggy college either and he doesn't backtalk. Ah! Single life is awesome!"

Now you sound like a woman with good sense. It's only the sows, you know the ones, they ride around on scooters at Wallyworld with backfat flopping behind them and usually trailing a n_glet or 2 that disagree with these type of posts.

Don't forget the liberal feminists!

I Killed Kenny wrote:

heck I love fat chicks! I met my old lady on a phone chat line. Sure, Walmart has banned her from using their scooters and Sasquatch would say she's too hairy for him. But I'll tell you what, she can out cook anyone and she's amazing in the sack. I think I'll keep her around for awhile.

my comment is not about the original thread. But some of you brought up walmart so i had to tell you what i saw there the other day. I should have had my phone out to catch it and put in up on the site of people at walmart. I saw this heavy set wpmen. She looked to be in her late 50's or so. She had on what looked to be a pull over gown. It was real short, and so thin you could see through it. She had no bra on and her tits hung to her belly button. You could see her whole breast. Nipples and all. Talk about gross!!!!! Does these people think they look good or is it a matter of just not caring? Input Please!!!!!!!

speaking of wrote:

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my comment is not about the original thread. But some of you brought up walmart so i had to tell you what i saw there the other day. I should have had my phone out to catch it and put in up on the site of people at walmart. I saw this heavy set wpmen. She looked to be in her late 50's or so. She had on what looked to be a pull over gown. It was real short, and so thin you could see through it. She had no bra on and her tits hung to her belly button. You could see her whole breast. Nipples and all. Talk about gross!!!!! Does these people think they look good or is it a matter of just not caring? Input Please!!!!!!!

I would go with "they don't care."

By the by, whoever posted that first comment about their plump counterpart being banned from walmart and she looks like sasquatch...well that was HILARIOUS!!! I laughed my ass off.

JimmyMack wrote:

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Oh, there you are. I thought I smelled gin and regret.

I don't like gin...and the only regret I have is people like you exist...can you smell that fat boy?

Plump girls make great lovers ..........

http://media.photobucket.com/image/fat%20thon...

Marla wrote:

Plump girls make great lovers ..........
http://media.photobucket.com/image/fat%20thon...

oh yeah! now THAT's what I'm talking 'bout. when I get home I'm gonna get out the flour and roll my old lady into the bedroom

Big girls are the best lovers. If there a mature BBW then oh my god I'm in fucking heaven. I couldn't get with a a skinny girl cuz 98% of them are nothing but b****es and think there shit dnt stink. At lease most big girls don't think that there shit dnt stink. Also big girls have a good heart unlike them skinny hoes