Ruby's Gypsy Wagon Massage Parlor & Tarot Readings

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Ruby

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#41
May 18, 2012
 
guys... you get no tug here. For that, you must go to the asian place. Sorry.
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#42
May 18, 2012
 
BTW- Dolly, the monkey is NOT for sale either. Please, if you are wanting anything more than a real massage, go to one of the asian places. I am on backpage because it is good advertising... NOT because I give erotic massage or "RUB & TUG" as you all seem to call it. I do not give erotic massage, just therapeutic, relaxing, sports, etc... Thanks for reading.
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May 18, 2012
 

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I'm stressed because I hurt my johnson playing basketball.....don't suppose I could get a thereapeutic, relaxing, sports injury rub and tug could I?
Dreamer

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#44
May 18, 2012
 
Here's an novel idea - grow up! Are people in Junction City really so ignorant as to not understand that massage is a legitimate business. They used to offer massage services (don't know if they still do or not) at the Family YMCA, and at Chiroprator offices. The immaturity of posters on this site is incredible and frankly pretty disgusting that grown men would get online and write such nonsense.
BTW Ruby, yes you do look like a witch - as far as witches look just like any Christian, Jewish, Athiest, Muslim, Mormon, Republican, Democrat or Libertairian!
I hope you can ignore ignorancy of some of the posters here and keep us updated on new products and possibly information on the benefits of some of the products you carry.
Hey Dreamer

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May 18, 2012
 

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Suck these nuts. LOLB
Old Abilene Menu

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May 18, 2012
 

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Can you still get that erotic boobie rub? The one where you oil yourself down and run your boobs all over the cliente?
Floppy sloppy

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May 18, 2012
 

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Point blank. Don't post in erotic services on backpage, if you dont offer them! Rub and tug is rub and tug. If you don't like it, get the hell out of America. Land of the free and home of the tug. Its like posting a sex wanted add and being shocked when someone whips it out. Get a clue. Post correctly!
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May 19, 2012
 

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After 3 years of operating with no problems, the Grant Ave facility was busted and shut down. JCPD knew what went on there, and was ok with it for 3 years. Out of the blue, they send in an undercover dick to bust them ? My guess is they wanted a bigger cut, and the owner refused to pony up. Not too difficult to figure that out.
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Ok, here's the low down. No sex. No tug.

Ruby = Wierd little chick with big jugs and weathered skin. Probably did lose some weight recently. Her jugs are all floppy but look ok while wearing the mighty bra.

The place is a hippie hut. Too much incense, candle funk and shiny rocks and crap for sale. Ruby was a little pushy on the sales end.

Music sucked. All that new age hippie crap.

Dolly the monkey needs a bath and I have to wonder about health codes. Some of the herbs and stuff Ruby said to make tea out of were within reach of the monkey. Ruby is selling herbs to consume for health reasons.

The 30 minute massage was ok, but nothing to write home about.

On a scale of 1 - 10, I give the visit a 4.
Floppy sloppy

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May 20, 2012
 

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Did you provide a tip deserving of a tug?
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Been There wrote:
Ok, here's the low down. No sex. No tug.
Ruby = Wierd little chick with big jugs and weathered skin. Probably did lose some weight recently. Her jugs are all floppy but look ok while wearing the mighty bra.
The place is a hippie hut. Too much incense, candle funk and shiny rocks and crap for sale. Ruby was a little pushy on the sales end.
Music sucked. All that new age hippie crap.
Dolly the monkey needs a bath and I have to wonder about health codes. Some of the herbs and stuff Ruby said to make tea out of were within reach of the monkey. Ruby is selling herbs to consume for health reasons.
The 30 minute massage was ok, but nothing to write home about.
On a scale of 1 - 10, I give the visit a 4.
Was your wife okay with you going there for a "massage" , Jerry ?
Ruby

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#52
May 20, 2012
 
Old Abilene Menu wrote:
Can you still get that erotic boobie rub? The one where you oil yourself down and run your boobs all over the cliente?
No... you can't. Unless you are my husband.
I dont get it

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#53
May 20, 2012
 
Who's Jerry?
Ruby

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May 20, 2012
 
Been There wrote:
Ok, here's the low down. No sex. No tug.
Ruby = Wierd little chick with big jugs and weathered skin. Probably did lose some weight recently. Her jugs are all floppy but look ok while wearing the mighty bra.
The place is a hippie hut. Too much incense, candle funk and shiny rocks and crap for sale. Ruby was a little pushy on the sales end.
Music sucked. All that new age hippie crap.
Dolly the monkey needs a bath and I have to wonder about health codes. Some of the herbs and stuff Ruby said to make tea out of were within reach of the monkey. Ruby is selling herbs to consume for health reasons.
The 30 minute massage was ok, but nothing to write home about.
On a scale of 1 - 10, I give the visit a 4.
Wow... the crap people say just to try to make someone look bad... and for what? Glad I'm not a Jew... Geesh, what would y'all say then? I doubt you were really there.
1. the monkey has been too lazy to come to work lately, it's been a while since she's been there, and she gets a bath 3 times a week just so you know...
2. you did not describe me or my place correctly
~ I have nothing "floppy"
~ my herbs are in a seperate room, not visible to public
~ I loathe sales people, I never try to sell anything.
~ I am never pushy, not even at home with my family.
~ there is nothing "hippie" in my place
~ the music playing is not hippie music

Listen, I am just a regular person, I'm not stupid, I'm not a witch, and I'm not a hippie...

If you like bath and body products, massage (without a happy ending or boobies or anything sexual), smell good candles, stuff like that then come in and see me. If you don't like any of these things, then by all means... stay away. That simple! But, if you still don't like me or my business and you still feel the need to talk your shit here about me... If your dick can touch your ass (which I doubt very much) then go fuck yourself!

All others... Have a great day!

PS... glad I'm not a Jew, what would y'all say then I wonder???
Hell, you people would talk shit on your own jesus Christ if he walked past you, I can hear it now, "He stinks", "Someone should give that man a razor", "can you believe he's wearing that?"
Y'all need something better to do!
Ruby

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#55
May 20, 2012
 
I am not coming back to read this site anymore... so feel free to let your shit fly.

But, one last thing...

~Deploying or those home from deployment (within 1 month) come in and get a FREE MASSAGE.
Just a thank you for your service and sacrifice.(This is not a new thing- always has been that way, and always will be that way)

~Other military- get 20% discount on massage and 10% discount on merchandise.(AGAIN- This is not a new thing- always has been that way, and always will be that way)

~May Specials: Moms get 20% off massage
~June Specials: Dads get 20% off massage.
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#56
May 20, 2012
 
Ruby wrote:
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Wow... the crap people say just to try to make someone look bad... and for what? Glad I'm not a Jew... Geesh, what would y'all say then? I doubt you were really there.
1. the monkey has been too lazy to come to work lately, it's been a while since she's been there, and she gets a bath 3 times a week just so you know...
2. you did not describe me or my place correctly
~ I have nothing "floppy"
~ my herbs are in a seperate room, not visible to public
~ I loathe sales people, I never try to sell anything.
~ I am never pushy, not even at home with my family.
~ there is nothing "hippie" in my place
~ the music playing is not hippie music
Listen, I am just a regular person, I'm not stupid, I'm not a witch, and I'm not a hippie...
If you like bath and body products, massage (without a happy ending or boobies or anything sexual), smell good candles, stuff like that then come in and see me. If you don't like any of these things, then by all means... stay away. That simple! But, if you still don't like me or my business and you still feel the need to talk your shit here about me... If your dick can touch your ass (which I doubt very much) then go fuck yourself!
All others... Have a great day!
PS... glad I'm not a Jew, what would y'all say then I wonder???
Hell, you people would talk shit on your own jesus Christ if he walked past you, I can hear it now, "He stinks", "Someone should give that man a razor", "can you believe he's wearing that?"
Y'all need something better to do!
This is the death blow to Jerry`s credibility, a legend in his own mind.
LOL

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#57
May 21, 2012
 
Ruby wrote:
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Glad I'm not a Jew... Geesh, what would y'all say then?
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PS... glad I'm not a Jew, what would y'all say then I wonder?
Whats Ruby got against the Jews? I havent read anyting on these threads downing Jews until now. Did gypsies hate Jews or were some gypsies Jews? I dont know. Sounds a little antisemitic to me. LOL!!
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#58
May 21, 2012
 
A real fortune teller woulda seen that troll beat down coming days ago.
what what

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May 26, 2012
 

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ruby give HJ's!! Nice rack.
Why Jerry

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Been There wrote:
Ok, here's the low down. No sex. No tug.
Ruby = Wierd little chick with big jugs and weathered skin. Probably did lose some weight recently. Her jugs are all floppy but look ok while wearing the mighty bra.
The place is a hippie hut. Too much incense, candle funk and shiny rocks and crap for sale. Ruby was a little pushy on the sales end.
Music sucked. All that new age hippie crap.
Dolly the monkey needs a bath and I have to wonder about health codes. Some of the herbs and stuff Ruby said to make tea out of were within reach of the monkey. Ruby is selling herbs to consume for health reasons.
The 30 minute massage was ok, but nothing to write home about.
On a scale of 1 - 10, I give the visit a 4.
The prose is as unique as a fingerprint. Obviously, it`s you, Jerry. What`s also obvious is you`ve never been in this establishment. Why would a 67-year-old man, allegedly of sound mind, write a fictitious review of a business he`s never patronized ? Are you that bored these days ? If you weren`t so arrogant, I would almost pity you.

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