He got a real housecleaning: Nude maid steals $40,000

lol, but is it true? sounds like a jewelry insurance scam to me. just to pay for attorney's fees during the divorce.

I didn't realize it was that cheap to get a divorce. Only $100.00 per hour?

What I find even more hard to believe is the Sun-Sentinel poll asking if it's O.K. for your husband to hire a nude maid. YES? or NO?
39% of the women said NO.
AND 39% of the women said "YES"
Um, YES? HUH?
How much you wanna bet 38% of those "women" are actually men who checked off "YES" (pretending to be women?)
ANY REAL woman would say HECK NO!!!!!
It's not OK.
(unless she's a freak)
(Yes, I know, men love freaks)

What did you check you little freaky girl you?

Mary LAM MADI wrote:

What I find even more hard to believe is the Sun-Sentinel poll asking if it's O.K. for your husband to hire a nude maid. YES? or NO?
39% of the women said NO.
AND 39% of the women said "YES"
Um, YES? HUH?
How much you wanna bet 38% of those "women" are actually men who checked off "YES" (pretending to be women?)
ANY REAL woman would say HECK NO!!!!!
It's not OK.
(unless she's a freak)
(Yes, I know, men love freaks)

Maybe he can find a nude divorce attorney; preferably female.

Anybody that can afford $40,000 worth of jewelry, can afford to have it stolen.

Sick world Sick people

GEE, I wonder where she could put all that jewelry, and nude housekeeper sounds just a tiny bit suspect. Was she a hooker not making enough money? This could be the basis for a new Carl Hiassen mystery novel.

Hey, sounds like an insurance fraud case. Who would leave a nude woman in his bedroom.

He needed a sandwich!

Ande wrote:

Hey, sounds like an insurance fraud case. Who would leave a nude woman in his bedroom.

Stupid guy...."She'll take what you give her
as long as it's free
She steals like a thief
but she's always a woman to me..." (Billy Joel)
and since his wife knows, now, he just might as well follow it with Led Zepplin, "Alimony, Alimony payin' your bills
if your conscience gets you
knock it back with pills.."

Mary LAM MADI wrote:

What I find even more hard to believe is the Sun-Sentinel poll asking if it's O.K. for your husband to hire a nude maid. YES? or NO?
39% of the women said NO.
AND 39% of the women said "YES"
Um, YES? HUH?
How much you wanna bet 38% of those "women" are actually men who checked off "YES" (pretending to be women?)
ANY REAL woman would say HECK NO!!!!!
It's not OK.
(unless she's a freak)
(Yes, I know, men love freaks)

100% of the ex-wives whose husbands re-married, said it was ok for their ex's to hire nude maids. As long as they split the jewelry with them.

GOOD ONE!
:)

Ok, so he hired a maid to clean his house. I'm reading in between the lines and guessing she was hired on purpose. However, if he hired her for a thrill, then I don't believe that he would have not "watched" her clean....that would be the point. Maybe the wife should have the sheets checked for DNA. Smells like a scam to me.

Me too. I don't believe that one for a second. That would be a waste of money.

At least the guy was trying to get the hose clean so his wife didn't have to clean up after him. Heck I bet he enjoyed the nude maid. If they had them in Southern Maryland I would hire one...

Incredible!

hogs breath wrote:

dumdum never let a stranger into your home.

Did you also read in the Tampa Tribune 'she was a prostitute' duh!!!!

Suwannee wrote:

I let a MUCH younger women spend the night with me after she had a argument with her husband, the next morning she walked into my kitchen with her clothes in her hand and ask if she could use my washer, then she fixed breakfast in the nude, I think of her every time I cook bacon, she said it has to be slow cooked and of course I told her to take her time

nice story lol