Sparring parnters needed

I'm lookin for a sparring partner/human punching bag. I'm finishing up my defense training and
I've just injured my sparring partner, broke his orbital bone and fractured his nose. I need some brave soul to accept my beatings for these final 2 weeks until testing starts. I know this town is full of p&ssies, so I'm not confident anyone will accept this offer, but hopefully someone on this interweb will step up and take a free 2 week course of beat downs.

Here's the offer. Show up at my dojo, take off ur god dam shoes, bow to me, get kicked in face, then go bleed but not on my dam mat!! Bleed in the waiting room.

Please leave ur contact info here, I really do need a partner. I only train at 60%, but as it gets closer to testing, I bump it up a little to maybe 85%. Hands up, chin down. Also, u must sign a waiver, I don't want sued. My master will provide band aides and also will provide cold cut sandwiches. Also, u can sign up for classes and learn to be a bad ass like me

Do you think anyone would help you do anything with that mind-set. Reading your B.S. I would take a guess that you are a chicken shit that just runs his mouth. Your "Master" must not be too good of a teacher or you don't listen to him. You don't understand the word respect. Due to this fact I wouldn't help you even if I was paid to help you. Beside I'd more than likely kick your ass. What style of martial arts are you working on? Either way good luck but I sure hope your tough guy act goes away and you learn some discipline.

Respect is earned, it's not like the fake Kung Fu movies that brainwashed u into thinking it's all about humility and bowing. I have alot of confidence in myself, and just so u know---Sparring Partners are there to take beatings!!! That's what they're there for!!!! Thanks for the well wishes though. I got 2 new young guys in for sparring yesterday, they took a good beating and BOTH showed up again today, so I was wrong about young guys in this town, they're not all weak and p?ssys. I thought xbox and Internet porn ruined them all, but not all I guess

And btw, u more than likely WOULDN'T kick my ass like u just casually said, just so u know. U more than likely would have q-tips shoved up your nose to soak up the blood. U might be game, I don't know, but you'd be sadly mistaken to think you'd show up at my dojo and "kick my ass". Alot of guys show up with that attitude, but they rarely come back for a second day...most fake ankle injurys and quit within 5 minutes

100% or nothing breh. I'm not gonna take it easy on you while you're throwing everything you got.

you sound like a little man with big man syndrome. i bet you stand less than 6 feet. your way to east to read, little dude. ever heard,don't hate because, you ain't! go aheadand spew your lies and anger. i'm 5'7" and POSITIVE that i'm taller than you! lmao! my shoes are no dout bigger than yours. lmaorotf!

Ted Nugent for Mayor wrote:

What style of martial arts are you working on?

Your swollen head may have stopped you from seeing this so I'll ask again. What form?

Blackbelt wrote:

Respect is earned, it's not like the fake Kung Fu movies that brainwashed u into thinking it's all about humility and bowing., and just so u know---Sparring Partners are there to take beatings!!! That's what they're there for!!!

Just for the record I don't watch Kung Fu movies. I'm in my 40's. Old man in the sport you pretend to play but I'm pretty sure I could hold my own. Sparring partners are not there to just take a beating as you say. You have to be able to protect yourself during a match and if you have a sparring partner he will hit you. I have been on both sides. I have never just stood there and let someone beat on me. What good is that doing you anyway? Where do you train? Just wondering.

I train a hybrid style of judo and ninjutsu. It's mostly throws and ground strikes. It's nothing like the useless Kung Fu or karate that teaches totally unusable techniques unless you're fighting a board. If you've been training for decades like u say, then u probably know the worst art of them all..Taekwondo!!! There's a reason why 10 yr olds have blackbelts in your fake TAEKWONDO, it's because money buys the belts! because your Sensai's are money hungry pigs that know your art is a joke. I can go buy a blackbelt in TAEKWONDO (haha) in a weekend seminar, but why would I when everyone laughs at TAEKWONDO blackbelts!

maybe with beer goggles wrote:

you sound like a little man with big man syndrome. i bet you stand less than 6 feet. your way to east to read, little dude. ever heard,don't hate because, you ain't! go aheadand spew your lies and anger. i'm 5'7" and POSITIVE that i'm taller than you! lmao! my shoes are no dout bigger than yours. lmaorotf!

Why you keep putting "lmao" and "lmaorotf" in a post that isn't funny? U weren't laughing nor was anyone else when u posted this. U were dorkly typing on ur jiz filled keypad, while pausing frequently to readjust your glasses probably. Bring your short nerd 5'7" ass down to the dojo, take off your child size shoes, wipe your sweaty off before stepping on my mat, and let me practice throws and tosses on you. Afterwards, we'll get u an icepack and you can put your little shoes back on. Now, be sure to respond with plenty of "Lols" "lulz" "lmfaoraotf"'or whatever other retarded thing u can think of to make your non-funny post seem funny

I was a but harsh on taekwondo practitioners, I respect the time and effort they put in, just not the art. It's nice to watch competitions but completely useless otherwise. Judo is my heart!

This guy is an idiot. I've worked in the field of mixed martial arts for years and come across these guys more than I would like. Most of the guy are into it for the sport as well as the physical and mental toughness that is involved.

But this guy doesn't understand that this is a sport in the truest sense of the word, one man on one man. He doesn't understand the art of submission. He doesn't get the strategy and technique. He has a little man complex who just wants to beat the shit out of someone who can't defend himself. I'm sure he pulls the wings off flies, if he could catch them.

Res, please leave some contact info. I would love to have you bless our dojo with your invaluable knowledge. You could give a seminar to a room full of judo brown belts and black belts, and enlighten us. Oh how much we could learn from Res's lifetime of training judo players and watching Bruce lee movies!! Please please please, help us Res

res wrote:

This guy is an idiot. I've worked in the field of mixed martial arts for years and come across these guys more than I would like. Most of the guy are into it for the sport as well as the physical and mental toughness that is involved.
But this guy doesn't understand that this is a sport in the truest sense of the word, one man on one man. He doesn't understand the art of submission. He doesn't get the strategy and technique. He has a little man complex who just wants to beat the shit out of someone who can't defend himself. I'm sure he pulls the wings off flies, if he could catch them.

That's the reason I wasn't going to reply further. Waist of time. By the way Black Belt. A little Karate when I was young but found and prefer Aikido. When you get done with all the anger you have, get a little older, wiser and hopefully smarter you should give it a try. You may find yourself in this form.

Blackbelt wrote:

Res, please leave some contact info. I would love to have you bless our dojo with your invaluable knowledge. You could give a seminar to a room full of judo brown belts and black belts, and enlighten us. Oh how much we could learn from Res's lifetime of training judo players and watching Bruce lee movies!! Please please please, help us Res

You absolutely proved my point. Grow up little man.

Ted Nugent for Mayor wrote:

<quoted text>That's the reason I wasn't going to reply further. Waist of time. By the way Black Belt. A little Karate when I was young but found and prefer Aikido. When you get done with all the anger you have, get a little older, wiser and hopefully smarter you should give it a try. You may find yourself in this form.

I was inflammatory in my opening post to try to get a response from possible sparring partners who wanted a challenge and to let them no that this wouldn't be a simple workout or walk in the park. I've never been angry, I've laughed at every post on here from jerk offs who are definitely jealous, not u in particular, but most who responded. I've never studied Aikido, nor have I trained with anyone who has. Good luck and stay injury free.

Blackbelt wrote:

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Why you keep putting "lmao" and "lmaorotf" in a post that isn't funny? U weren't laughing nor was anyone else when u posted this. U were dorkly typing on ur jiz filled keypad, while pausing frequently to readjust your glasses probably. Bring your short nerd 5'7" ass down to the dojo, take off your child size shoes, wipe your sweaty off before stepping on my mat, and let me practice throws and tosses on you. Afterwards, we'll get u an icepack and you can put your little shoes back on. Now, be sure to respond with plenty of "Lols" "lulz" "lmfaoraotf"'or whatever other retarded thing u can think of to make your non-funny post seem funny

how pathetic are you, that's not a guestion, just so you know. obviousey! you are a LITTLE BOY WITH BIG MAN ISSUSES! you sound STUPID! that's why your getting lol's and lmao's. i'm doing it now! lmfao rotf!!

really wrote:

<quoted text> how pathetic are you, that's not a guestion, just so you know. obviousey! you are a LITTLE BOY WITH BIG MAN ISSUSES! you sound STUPID! that's why your getting lol's and lmao's. i'm doing it now! lmfao rotf!!

You shouldn't call people stupid when you can't spell common words such as QUESTION (not guestion), obviously (not obviousey), and you're (not your). I'm testing for a belt, so I don't have time to proofread all your posts. You could really help me out by not calling me stupid while misspelling every other word, and swing by the dojo so I can practice some hip, wrist, and shoulder throws on a fat dude

I need to sparr constantly until it becomes 2nd nature... TKD

where is your dojo Im a 5th dan lets see if i can give you alesson about being more humble