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Missy wrote:

who cares

Exactly

ok

whitehair wrote:

<quoted text> Isn't she a real DOG!!!

Quite true.

Hoy batcrap, Unalickit in chuch,, I don't see any Christian actions on the part of this commie American Hating Satan worshiping towelhead,, Turn the other check must have a completely different meaning it. I don't know, do Christians attack people, call them names and act like a butthopper,, perhaps so if this is a representative of his church.. I'm thinking Ol Unabuttap is just a lying sacofmanjuice. In fact I will extend this to the creep, I'll not post again a single harsh word if Una leaves and does not come back,, else I will follow his skankness all over topix like a roach in his nasty trailer.

I agree

absolutely true

News!! Rand Paul endorses Romney!!This should send the Independents of Ron Paul to Romney!

BTW--you dipsticks that refuse to read--My writing was"she is a doll"and you and WTF changed it.Shame on you,Monk.If this was a contract,you would have a law suit on your hands for changing after it was written.On here you have no one to answer to except,yourself and your God.Liars.

WHY SOME MOMS SHOULD GO BACK TO SCHOOL

These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University Texas Medical Branch at Galveston...

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

****You have to be familiar with Galveston to understand these notes. We're glad they're on an island, though, it's just better that way!****

no way

whitehair wrote:

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Either you can`t read or you have a problem interpreting what was written.OR,like WTF,you just can not leave the truth be the truth.Do not change what was originally written.

You don't know the truth.

Big Stevie wrote:

WHY I AM DIVORCED
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning, so I went downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,'Happy Birthday!' And possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone 'Happy Birthday.'
I thought, "Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids - they will remember."
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So, when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me?"
I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch, but we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead to eat at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I really enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day! We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday.'
And I just sat there, on the couch... naked.

now that is funny

Big Stevie wrote:

WHY SOME MOMS SHOULD GO BACK TO SCHOOL
These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University Texas Medical Branch at Galveston...
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
****You have to be familiar with Galveston to understand these notes. We're glad they're on an island, though, it's just better that way!****

Big Stewie will not be in School because he has shit his pants again!

Agree

wtf wrote:

<quoted text>Big Stewie will not be in School because he has shit his pants again!

When you grow up and get to be an old man(woman) and have no control---remember this and cry you eyes out.You make fun of people and put them down --it will come back to haunt you one day.

really wrote:

<quoted text> now that is funny

Thank you, and I'm glad you enjoyed it. Have yourself a great day!

Thanks, dude.

whitehair wrote:

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When you grow up and get to be an old man(woman) and have no control---remember this and cry you eyes out.You make fun of people and put them down --it will come back to haunt you one day.

Change your diaper.

lil Steve wrote:

Thanks, dude.

You're quite welcome, and have a great day, my friend!

Big Stevie wrote:

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You're quite welcome, and have a great day, my friend!

Have another depends Stewie.