Mayoral candidate Lynch suffers possible heart attack

Vote Tuesday wrote:

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Hey Agent Ziffil, I disagree as the more people who show to the polls the better Lynch' chances are in winning. Solomito spent $17,000. Lynch is the lone new comer to politics. Society needs less politicians and more real people in office.
The city belongs to the people of Fitchburg. Unfortunately many people may vote for the sentinel candidate, Mayor Wong. Lynch pulled papers in early February and was illegally arrested in March, first arrest since 1992. Yea, politics can get rough but these struggles must take place!
The Sentinel should not be an advocate for any candidate nor city department. The media has become the citizen's checks and balances of the system. When police,politics and the media join together and ignore the general publics view then Nazi Germany and Communist China government pactices take control!

I guess I got it right all along didn't I? The more peeps that showed up, the more foolish you ended up looking there felonous dude. Nananana na Na!

Anyway, did I ever tell you bout that story when I fought off a whole gang of Cleghornites on a cold December wind swept day back in the Burg just a few hours before Christmas school vacation kicked in. Those bastards wanted my lunch money and didn't know I was packing a 16 mm deranger that I scored from the local pimp down in the projects who had a free rein on all those corrupt city law enforcement peeps. I remember them no good rotten crooked fuzzballs handing that no good lowlife pimp rolls upon rolls of Ben Franklins every time they had to visit the hood for another fatality. Apparently they owed that purple pants pimp bastard Franklins from all the Hoes they'd keep jackin. Anyway, when them Cleghornites tried to roll me over for my lunch change they learned one lesson they'll never forget in all their miserable lives, never, never f--k with Agent Arnold Ziffil. Be Safe fellow felonous!
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that is his history wrote:

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I remember him running to the e.r. once over a fight with his boyfriend. And his boyfriend is just as bad. Kevin was in the hospital once for heart problems, so Dave faked chest pain so he could be admitted with him...a tremendous waste of taxpayer dollars.

Are any of these on the company computer?? The hard drive will tell!! LMAO!

Lynch for Mayor wrote:

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Tuesday is just the beginning as if I do not make the finale two then I will run a very effective write in campaign! Watch me!
Just Facts, you are rotten to your core!! You are a cop that is afraid to admit to it! Hopefully, you will experience Karma in your life that will make up for all the rotten things that you have said about me!
You are NO GOOD!! I'll see you at the polls, IDIOT!

I've been away. How'd that write-in campaign work out?

It worked just as effectively as his normal campaign...Lynch is a great example of the kind of human being NOT to be. He belongs in a laboratory, where they can study him to find out why he is so F'ed Up. They then need to slap his mother and father for even thinking of having that child, and sterilize the both of them so they cannot make another.

Meanwhile, they need to give Kevin just enough drugs to keep him awake but incapacitated, and then give his victim's family each an opportunity to kick him in the head...each time he hets knocked unconscious, they wake him up and start over again. This should be his punishment until he finally understands that he should feel remorse for killing that guy and not think for one second he has paid his debt to that family.

Once that is done, we need to MAKE HIM CLEAN THE STREETS FOR HIS UPKEEP, instead of just living off us taxpayers.

I've always felt that murdrers should go away for life. But before they are locked up a person with a low T-cell count and full blown Aids should puke in their mouth. That would make the stay shorter and save tax payers money.

Chief Lynchster wrote:

I've always felt that murdrers should go away for life. But before they are locked up a person with a low T-cell count and full blown Aids should puke in their mouth. That would make the stay shorter and save tax payers money.

They should do the exact same to crooked cops! I would enjoy watching you wilt away! You are SCUM ! A lying cop is the worse scum after a rapist!!!

A lying cop shouldn't be allowed to be a cop any longer and the law should hold them accountable!

Justice will prevail always, you POS!

Lynch for Mayor wrote:

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They should do the exact same to crooked cops! I would enjoy watching you wilt away! You are SCUM ! A lying cop is the worse scum after a rapist!!!
A lying cop shouldn't be allowed to be a cop any longer and the law should hold them accountable!
Justice will prevail always, you POS!

I do not think there is anyone on Topix who lies more blatantly than you do.

Lynch Mob wrote:

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I do not think there is anyone on Topix who lies more blatantly than you do.

There is not one person out here worth a debate as they lie and avoid the truth constantly!

Just Facts wrote:

It worked just as effectively as his normal campaign...Lynch is a great example of the kind of human being NOT to be. He belongs in a laboratory, where they can study him to find out why he is so F'ed Up. They then need to slap his mother and father for even thinking of having that child, and sterilize the both of them so they cannot make another.
Meanwhile, they need to give Kevin just enough drugs to keep him awake but incapacitated, and then give his victim's family each an opportunity to kick him in the head...each time he hets knocked unconscious, they wake him up and start over again. This should be his punishment until he finally understands that he should feel remorse for killing that guy and not think for one second he has paid his debt to that family.
Once that is done, we need to MAKE HIM CLEAN THE STREETS FOR HIS UPKEEP, instead of just living off us taxpayers.

But it is not LYNCH's fault that the guy's head just happened to end up under his foot while he was doing a rain dance. Nothing is ever Lynch's fault.