Ohio is Stealing from NH

I have a complaint about Ohio, West Unity in particular, luring people away from NH so they can deliver pizza. We need pizza delivery in NH too.
West Unity, stop stealing our pizza guys damnit.

Peter Gunn wrote:

I have a complaint about Ohio, West Unity in particular, luring people away from NH so they can deliver pizza. We need pizza delivery in NH too.
West Unity, stop stealing our pizza guys damnit.

I have a complaint about New Hampshire. They are sending their people here to steal our jobs!

Karl Browning wrote:

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I have a complaint about New Hampshire. They are sending their people here to steal our jobs!

That's complete bullcrap. Ohio is the one luring our pizza drivers away with promises of pizza delivery employment. Some are even told stories of new lives with new families in order to trick them into delivering pizza in your landscape of snowdrifts and p.o. boxes.

So, Peter, tell us what is REALLY bothering you.

hello wrote:

So, Peter, tell us what is REALLY bothering you.

People in Ohio luring our pizza delivery guys away to work in a god forsaken wasteland of huge snow drifts and bad pizza. What gives ?

I know you may think you are humorous, but you sound like a little pouting boy. Are you jealous cause we have the best pizza delivery boys and perhaps they pay better then NH? NH should be cool enough to lure us...oh, yeah, I thought you had snow drifts, too?

hello wrote:

I know you may think you are humorous, but you sound like a little pouting boy. Are you jealous cause we have the best pizza delivery boys and perhaps they pay better then NH? NH should be cool enough to lure us...oh, yeah, I thought you had snow drifts, too?

Whats this "us" crap! You're in Florida, not Ohio.
Oh wait, let me huess. You're defending Ouio, but when it starts to suck there you get the F out.
lol
Damn Ohio and their pizza delivery driver stealing ways !!!!!

lol
"guess"

Peter, I see you have some anger issues with Ohio, West Unity in particular. Did you lose your girlfriend/boyfriend to West Unity? Let's look a little closer at that. Perhaps, You were not making him happy, and he had to move on. You should move on, too, sweety, it will be alright. Involving yourself in perhaps a Domino's pizza delivery guy might help you get over your pain. You'll be okay.

hello wrote:

Peter, I see you have some anger issues with Ohio, West Unity in particular. Did you lose your girlfriend/boyfriend to West Unity? Let's look a little closer at that. Perhaps, You were not making him happy, and he had to move on. You should move on, too, sweety, it will be alright. Involving yourself in perhaps a Domino's pizza delivery guy might help you get over your pain. You'll be okay.

You seem to be quite an expert on gay relationships. Interesting.
Well, Im sorry to disappoint you, but it wasnt a romantic male on male relationship. It was just a friend of mine, who was lured away by sneaky Ohio hooligans to deliver pizza in a frozen wasteland.

DUDE! How is NH a different kind of wasteland!?? You're making headway. Let it out, let it go. you'll feel better

New Hampshire has mountains and beaches.
Ohio has snow drifts so big you cant even get your pizza delivered, even if you DID steal another states delivery guys.

I guess it depends on your idea of wasteland. As my grandfather said when he had the opportunity to buy acres of beachfront property back in the day, "What do I want it for? You can't farm it!"
You're doing well...keep vocalizing. Have you bothered to ask your friend how he likes this "wasteland" you hate? Is he doing well? I would think if he was such a good friend you would have been supportive. In fact you might be able to find your own opportunities in Ohio...say....a pizza delivery guy?

hello wrote:

I guess it depends on your idea of wasteland. As my grandfather said when he had the opportunity to buy acres of beachfront property back in the day, "What do I want it for? You can't farm it!"
You're doing well...keep vocalizing. Have you bothered to ask your friend how he likes this "wasteland" you hate? Is he doing well? I would think if he was such a good friend you would have been supportive. In fact you might be able to find your own opportunities in Ohio...say....a pizza delivery guy?

See!!! Now they are trying to lure me too. I told you !!

Peter Gunn wrote:

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See!!! Now they are trying to lure me too. I told you !!

Yes, I see it. At first I thought Peter was an frickin nutjob. But, now, I can see that he's right. You can see how the guy from Florida who is defending Ohio made a blatant attenmpt to trick Peter into going to Ohio to deliver pizza.
Peter is right ! Ohio is luring pizza delivery guys away from NH. What the hell is going on here?!?!
And, what about Peter's friend who went to Ohio to deliver pizza. Has anyone even heard from him since he got there? WTF !!!

Well, Bob and Peter, rest assured if you couldn't come to Ohio and give it your all, then Ohio doesn't need you. I hope New Hampshire & Massachussetts enjoys you pizza eaters. Apparently you all have no other way of getting your choice meal but to have it delivered, does anyone in either state drive?(sigh) I am sure Ohio will not be able to bear the loss....NOT.

hello wrote:

Well, Bob and Peter, rest assured if you couldn't come to Ohio and give it your all, then Ohio doesn't need you. I hope New Hampshire & Massachussetts enjoys you pizza eaters. Apparently you all have no other way of getting your choice meal but to have it delivered, does anyone in either state drive?(sigh) I am sure Ohio will not be able to bear the loss....NOT.

Your reverse logic wont fool us. First, you suggest that we go to Ohio and deliver pizza. When we dont fall for that ploy, you try reverse psycology and tell us not to come because you dont think we can do it, hoping that we will be tricked into doing it to prove you wrong. Well, it aint gonna work slick. No way.

Boston Bob wrote:

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Your reverse logic wont fool us. First, you suggest that we go to Ohio and deliver pizza. When we dont fall for that ploy, you try reverse psycology and tell us not to come because you dont think we can do it, hoping that we will be tricked into doing it to prove you wrong. Well, it aint gonna work slick. No way.

Its obvious that they are trying to trick us, but its not gonna work.

I wonder how many pizza delivery guys will be found frozen solid when the snow drifts finally melt.
Damn Ohio-ans.

Peter Gunn wrote:

I wonder how many pizza delivery guys will be found frozen solid when the snow drifts finally melt.
Damn Ohio-ans.

I belive the count is up to seven as of April 12th. All from out of state. Damn conspiracy.