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ME AND MY MONKEY- DEDICATED TO ALL VARDARSKIANS
There was me and my monkey And with his dungarees and rollerblades smoking filter tips Reclining in the passenger seat of my super-charged jet black Chevrolet He had the soft-top down (he liked the wind in his face) He said 'Son, you ever been to Vardarska?' I said 'no' He said 'that's where we're gonna go - you need a change of pace' And we hit the strip with all the poor chapels and the Cyrillic signs He said 'I left my wallet in Bulgaria' and proceeded to take two grand of mine We made tracks to The Aleksadar Veliki Hotel Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my monkey as well? He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said 'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir, then we've got a monkey bed!' Me and my monkey With a dream and a gun I'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at anyone Me and my monkey Like Bush and the Gruevski Kid Trying to understand why he did what he did Why he did what he did We got the elevator, I hit the 3rd floor We had a room up top with the panoramic views like nothing you'd ever seen before He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke He ran his little monkey fingers through yellow pages Called up escort services and ordered some okey doke Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door In walked this big bad ass baboon into my bedroom with three monkey whores 'Hi! My name is Rosetta Stone - these are my girls Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah, they'll rock your world' So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun Was diggin' old Tose Proeski sing about lithium There came a knock at the door and in walked Rosetta 'What's up? You'd better get your ass in here boy, your monkey's having too much of a good time!' Me and my monkey Drove in search of the kutlesh sun Me and my monkey Don't point that gun at anyone Me and my monkey Like Borec The Kid Trying to understand why he did what he did Why he did what he did Got tickets to see Eni the monkeydonian, the monkey was high Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died We left before encores, he couldn't sit still Eni was a faking baby but my monkey was ill We went to play black-jack, kept hitting twenty three Couldn't help but notice this albo just staring at me Or was it my monkey? I couldn't be sure It's not like you'd never seen a monkey in rollerblades and dungarees before Now don't test my patience 'cause we're not about to run That's a bad ass monkey boy and he's packing a gun 'My name is Pig Slayer', he says with death in his eye 'I've been chasing you for a long time amigos, and now your monkey's gonna die!' Me and my monkey Drove in search of the kutlesh sun Me and my monkey We don’t wanna kill no Albanian But we got ten itchy fingers One thing to declare When the monkey is high You do not stare You do not stare You do not stare Looks like we got ourselves an albo standoff here boy huh... And I ain’t about to run Put your gun down boy huh huh... How did I get mixed up with this faking monkey anyhow? |
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FYROMians' whining is worse than the Mosquito
It is hard to imagine an invention better suited to our times - a device that drives FYROMians away without harming them, and which doesn't affect grown-ups. At last the adult world has an answer to monkeys, playing loud history garbage in internet, and to the strange flocks of monkey youths milling about in the street, or doing the other things that ferals do. Switch on the machine, known as the Mosquito, and in a few minutes the problem will have gone. And the monkeys won't even know why. Actually, that's the only drawback of the machine. I'd prefer it if it inflicted some sort of medium-term pain and inconvenience, as a payback for all the discomfort, hate, lies and misery that such people cause. How soon can I get a hand-held version? |
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Go to a hospital man, you have problems. http://www.youtube.com/watch... |
How did I get mixed up with this faking monkey anyhow? |
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Undisclosed Gay Greeks
http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig/gottfried4.ht... |
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YANKEE STAY HOME! |
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Greece is doing to Macedonja what it accuses Israel of doing to the Palestinians on a daily basis.Anyone who does not know Greeks are inventors of hypocrisy is really dreaming.The whole world knows this.
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Greece is right.Insults and defamatory comments cannot change reality.Greece has every right to fight for her rights and none can blame her for that reason.Gruevski and his company should stop causing mess in the region and behave as a responsible leader for the shake of the region and its people.Extremism such as that of Gruevski does not lead us anywhere but to miserable days.
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