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Mitt Romknee is a Mexican

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JWRussell

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Feb 6, 2012
 

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El Mr D El Paso wrote:
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I wouldn't touch a half ape. Thats how aids spread you know.
But you're married to a mexicant you pendejo!
Lloyd B

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-Lugnut- wrote:
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I figure you can't get aids unless you take it in the back side like the cake decorators do. So, I just plug along screwing most anything I can get. Had the clap a few times, but it can be cured. I'd like to do an Eskimo. Anybody know of one in El Paso?
There are a few eskimos in the northeast but they mostly keep to themselves. I had the clap too and also the crabs but a quick shot in the fanny clears that right up. A small price to pay for getting tail on a regular basis.

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There are a few eskimos in the northeast but they mostly keep to themselves. I had the clap too and also the crabs but a quick shot in the fanny clears that right up. A small price to pay for getting tail on a regular basis.
I agree, Lloyd. A small price to pay. Funny how the sexual urge will drive a man to do almost anything to satisfy it. I used to drive all the way from San Diego to El Paso on weekends just to diddle a little 17 yr old girl from Segundo Barrio. We spent the weekend eating Chico's tacos and getting down and dirty. I'd get back on Monday morning, no sleep, hurting like a mf'er, grinning from ear to ear.

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Forgot the mention the crabs. Had em so bad once they were in my eyebrows. You can grab the little boogers, pinch em with your finger nails, and they make a little popping sound. We spread em all over the ship. Had to stand out on deck, stark naked, for a few hours while they swabbed us down with crab killing juice and fumigated the sleeping quarters. Got sunburned on my bare assssss.

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Feb 7, 2012
 
JWRussell wrote:
<quoted text> But you're married to a mexicant you pendejo!
That was the wrong Mr_D can't you tell this is the real one registered you pendejo. The truth is I'am married to a Mexican gal born and raised in Southern Chihuahua. Also she is not one of them fat@ss dirty stinky ones.
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Feb 7, 2012
 
Mr_D_ ElPaso wrote:
<quoted text> That was the wrong Mr_D can't you tell this is the real one registered you pendejo. The truth is I'am married to a Mexican gal born and raised in Southern Chihuahua. Also she is not one of them fat@ss dirty stinky ones.
Please learn how to spell or use your glasses on that assssssface of yours. I'm or I am and NOT "I'am" you goat banging ignorant farm boy.
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I crapped my pants, literally, when Santorini won last night. It was a dream come true that a good, catholic man wold win. I never thought this country would elect a catholic to office but now it seems destined to happen. It has to be karma for Obama waging war on us with the whole birth control thing and forcing us faithful Catholics to take something the Pope has forbidden. Please vote for Mr. Santorini so that we Catholics can have our dignity back.

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I crapped my pants, literally, when Santorini won last night. It was a dream come true that a good, catholic man wold win. I never thought this country would elect a catholic to office but now it seems destined to happen. It has to be karma for Obama waging war on us with the whole birth control thing and forcing us faithful Catholics to take something the Pope has forbidden. Please vote for Mr. Santorini so that we Catholics can have our dignity back.
What? You mean Santorum? And, did you forget Kennedy was a Catholic? Maybe I missed some facetiousness or sarcasm in your comment. I'm kinda old and do that a lot. If so, forgive me. If not, KMA. No, just kidding.
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What? You mean Santorum? And, did you forget Kennedy was a Catholic? Maybe I missed some facetiousness or sarcasm in your comment. I'm kinda old and do that a lot. If so, forgive me. If not, KMA. No, just kidding.
I am new to this country and I have heard of Kennedy, but I didn't know he was a Catholic. I assumed with all the stories of him boozing and chasing tail that he was an atheist. I don't see why you had to insult me, however, by telling me to kiss your ankle. I have heard of men like you with a foot fetish but that is going too far.
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Oh great , now nobody likes Mitt. Proves the GOP are Racist..When they didn't know he was Raza everybody loved him. Now that they know he do a Grito now nobody is voting for him. Only proves the GOP is for Racist.
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Oh great , now nobody likes Mitt. Proves the GOP are Racist..When they didn't know he was Raza everybody loved him. Now that they know he do a Grito now nobody is voting for him. Only proves the GOP is for Racist.
Comments #21,#24 and #30 are not form me. I the hijacker, liar and salacious idiot thief and coward responding to you. Any other comments attributed to me on this particular thread are bogus.
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JWRussell wrote:
<quoted text>Comments #21,#24 and #30 are not form me. I the hijacker, liar and salacious idiot thief and coward responding to you. Any other comments attributed to me on this particular thread are bogus.
That's good to hear. I hope now you'll vote for Santorini as he is the frontrunner per CNN.
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Lupe wrote:
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I am new to this country and I have heard of Kennedy, but I didn't know he was a Catholic. I assumed with all the stories of him boozing and chasing tail that he was an atheist. I don't see why you had to insult me, however, by telling me to kiss your ankle. I have heard of men like you with a foot fetish but that is going too far.
Those tings don't disqualify you from being a Catholic. The Kennedy's gave a lot of money to the Church and that can buy you a hell of a lot of forgiveness.
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Santorum is balls to the wall. I'll vote for him but I'm boycotting CNN after the fired Roland Martin. They did the brother dirty.

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