Cops: Woman falls out window, lands on car, sleeps

Full story: El Paso Times

Police said a 30-year-old woman apparently fell out of a third-story window, landed on her parked car, and then walked into a neighbor's house, where she fell asleep on a couch for two hours.
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Albert J Reine

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I shall visit her and make a quick but accurate diagnosis. I shall then prescribe a course of rest and medication. She shall be the same soon. Accept no impostors for I am the REAL Al Reine. Ignore that troll impostor from ACORN. I worked to secure the California/Japan border. It worked. You don't see tons of Japs sneaking in do you? WOO WOO!
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wtf
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pink rose

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Jun 26, 2010
 
OH! OH!is she made of rubber?hope she is well.sounds weird to believe.
Sleepwalker

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I'll bet that is the last time she leaves her window open at night!
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Jun 27, 2010
 
i bet she hollered "doope" just like Homer! lol
taxpayerfool

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Jun 27, 2010
 
Poor car. How bad was it damaged?
Guardian Angels

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There is a special guardian angel that takes care of drunks.
Old Gringo

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Jun 27, 2010
 
Guardian Angels wrote:
There is a special guardian angel that takes care of drunks.
Actually there are huge numbers of them. They are gathered in groups and called "Police Departments". They take care of the rest of us at the same time.
Ese

El Paso, TX

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Jun 27, 2010
 
SOMEONE PLEASE GET THAT UGLY MUG OF THAT FOOL HERNANDEZ OFF THIS PAGE!!!
An Army of One

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Jun 27, 2010
 
That's what U.S. Army Airborne Paratrooper School does for one. Every U.S. citizen should be required to take this course, ESPECIALLY if one is an alcoholic.
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Jun 27, 2010
 
dam that was some good shit........
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Jun 27, 2010
 
WOW THEY JUST DON'T MAKE EM LIKE THAT ANYMORE.
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Jun 27, 2010
 
PEOPLE NOW BE NICE THIS COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR MOM.........IF SHE WAS A CRACKHEAD!
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Jun 28, 2010
 
Albert J Reine wrote:
I shall visit her and make a quick but accurate diagnosis. I shall then prescribe a course of rest and medication. She shall be the same soon. Accept no impostors for I am the REAL Al Reine. Ignore that troll impostor from ACORN. I worked to secure the California/Japan border. It worked. You don't see tons of Japs sneaking in do you? WOO WOO!
What the f*ck?!
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Jun 28, 2010
 
Glad she didn't hurt anyone else. This reminds me of when a drunk driver sometimes is the only one not injured in an accident.
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Jun 28, 2010
 
And to think that her neighbors laughed when she told them she had bought Flubber pajamas on Ebay.
rubber girl

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Jun 28, 2010
 
In summer camp I saw a girl fall off the top bunk of bunkbeds and hit the floor asleep she didnt even awaken till we realized her nose was broken.
Pretty surpising what people can sleep through.
Sleep Walkers

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Jun 28, 2010
 
These people are strange.
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Jun 28, 2010
 
she must have been on some good stuff!

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