Cops: Woman falls out window, lands on car, sleeps

Full story: El Paso Times 21
Police said a 30-year-old woman apparently fell out of a third-story window, landed on her parked car, and then walked into a neighbor's house, where she fell asleep on a couch for two hours. Full Story
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Albert J Reine

Las Cruces, NM

#1 Jun 26, 2010
I shall visit her and make a quick but accurate diagnosis. I shall then prescribe a course of rest and medication. She shall be the same soon. Accept no impostors for I am the REAL Al Reine. Ignore that troll impostor from ACORN. I worked to secure the California/Japan border. It worked. You don't see tons of Japs sneaking in do you? WOO WOO!
HAHAHa

El Paso, TX

#2 Jun 26, 2010
wtf
hahahaha
pink rose

Glendale, CA

#3 Jun 26, 2010
OH! OH!is she made of rubber?hope she is well.sounds weird to believe.
Sleepwalker

El Paso, TX

#4 Jun 27, 2010
I'll bet that is the last time she leaves her window open at night!
lol

United States

#5 Jun 27, 2010
i bet she hollered "doope" just like Homer! lol
taxpayerfool

Merrimack, NH

#6 Jun 27, 2010
Poor car. How bad was it damaged?
Guardian Angels

Ford City, PA

#7 Jun 27, 2010
There is a special guardian angel that takes care of drunks.
Old Gringo

Las Cruces, NM

#8 Jun 27, 2010
Guardian Angels wrote:
There is a special guardian angel that takes care of drunks.
Actually there are huge numbers of them. They are gathered in groups and called "Police Departments". They take care of the rest of us at the same time.
Ese

El Paso, TX

#9 Jun 27, 2010
SOMEONE PLEASE GET THAT UGLY MUG OF THAT FOOL HERNANDEZ OFF THIS PAGE!!!
An Army of One

York, PA

#10 Jun 27, 2010
That's what U.S. Army Airborne Paratrooper School does for one. Every U.S. citizen should be required to take this course, ESPECIALLY if one is an alcoholic.
nowhat

York, PA

#11 Jun 27, 2010
dam that was some good shit........
fat bear

El Paso, TX

#12 Jun 27, 2010
WOW THEY JUST DON'T MAKE EM LIKE THAT ANYMORE.
DNE

El Paso, TX

#13 Jun 27, 2010
Watch out, that first step is a loo

..........looooooo.....
barry bad

United States

#14 Jun 27, 2010
PEOPLE NOW BE NICE THIS COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR MOM.........IF SHE WAS A CRACKHEAD!
geez

York, PA

#17 Jun 28, 2010
Albert J Reine wrote:
I shall visit her and make a quick but accurate diagnosis. I shall then prescribe a course of rest and medication. She shall be the same soon. Accept no impostors for I am the REAL Al Reine. Ignore that troll impostor from ACORN. I worked to secure the California/Japan border. It worked. You don't see tons of Japs sneaking in do you? WOO WOO!
What the f*ck?!
Rebellion

Santa Cruz, CA

#18 Jun 28, 2010
Glad she didn't hurt anyone else. This reminds me of when a drunk driver sometimes is the only one not injured in an accident.
skeleto

Austin, TX

#19 Jun 28, 2010
And to think that her neighbors laughed when she told them she had bought Flubber pajamas on Ebay.
rubber girl

Las Cruces, NM

#20 Jun 28, 2010
In summer camp I saw a girl fall off the top bunk of bunkbeds and hit the floor asleep she didnt even awaken till we realized her nose was broken.
Pretty surpising what people can sleep through.
Sleep Walkers

Albuquerque, NM

#21 Jun 28, 2010
These people are strange.
wtf

Farmington, NM

#22 Jun 28, 2010
she must have been on some good stuff!

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