created by: Armando Alvarez | Apr 22, 2012

El Paso, TX

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How Has Puppetmaster Survived in the Joint

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dds

El Monte, CA

#1 Apr 22, 2012
Lots of vaseline!
24 HOUR DETECTIVE

United States

#2 Apr 22, 2012
WORKING OVERTIME THIS WEEKEND TO CATCH CHILD PREDATORS AND BRING THEM TO JUSTICE, ONE IN PARTICULAR HAS ELUDED CAPTURE YET MAKES A LIVING ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD.WE AT THE DEPARTMENT DON'T HAVE ANY PUPPETMASTER ON OUR FILES OR HAS HE EVER BEEN THROWN INSIDE THE JOINT. BUT WE DO HAVE SEVERAL ARREST RECORDS ON FILE FOR ARMANDO ALVAREZ aka "PETRO" LAUGHING BOY AND WE ALSO HAVE BENCH WARRANTS FOR HIS REARREST AND LARGE MONETARY REWARD FOR HIS CAPTURE AND APPREHENSION. ARMANDO ALVAREZ PROFILE IS A ILLEGAL MEXICAN NATIONAL IN HIS 60'S SHORT THIN SWEATY SMELLY BUILT, STANDS AT ABOUT 4 FEET 9 INCHES TALL, WEIGHS 104 POUNDS, CLAIMS TO BE A SHADOW BOXER.WEARS CASUAL DIRTY BLUE JEANS WITH DALLAS COWBOY FIVE TIME CHAMPIONSHIP T-SHIRT AND SIZE 5 CHILDREN'S COWBOY BOOTS THAT WAS TAKEN FROM ONE OF HIS VICTIMS. HE ALSO SPORTS A TEN GALLON WHITE MEXICAN SOMBRERO WITH A TURKEY FEATHER STICKING OUT FROM THE BACK SIDE.OTHER PHYSICAL FEATURES IS HE IS MISSING SEVERAL TEETH HE HAS A GOATEE LONG SCRAGGLY
SIDEBURNS DARK BROWN SKIN PIGMENT. HE ALSO DRIVES A 1971 LIGHT BLUE FORD PINTO AND CARRIES A RED BICYCLE IN THE TRUNK OF THE CAR.WE AT THE DEPARTMENT DESPERATELY NEED TO MAKE AN REARREST AND LOCK HIM UP FOR EVER. your cooperation will be greatly appreciated for leading to his where about's.
Kindly Your
24HOUR DETECTIVE WORKING TO RID EL PASO FROM CHILD MOLESTERS.
JWRussell

El Paso, TX

#3 Apr 22, 2012
24 HOUR DETECTIVE wrote:
WORKING OVERTIME THIS WEEKEND TO CATCH CHILD PREDATORS AND BRING THEM TO JUSTICE, ONE IN PARTICULAR HAS ELUDED CAPTURE YET MAKES A LIVING ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD.WE AT THE DEPARTMENT DON'T HAVE ANY PUPPETMASTER ON OUR FILES OR HAS HE EVER BEEN THROWN INSIDE THE JOINT. BUT WE DO HAVE SEVERAL ARREST RECORDS ON FILE FOR ARMANDO ALVAREZ aka "PETRO" LAUGHING BOY AND WE ALSO HAVE BENCH WARRANTS FOR HIS REARREST AND LARGE MONETARY REWARD FOR HIS CAPTURE AND APPREHENSION. ARMANDO ALVAREZ PROFILE IS A ILLEGAL MEXICAN NATIONAL IN HIS 60'S SHORT THIN SWEATY SMELLY BUILT, STANDS AT ABOUT 4 FEET 9 INCHES TALL, WEIGHS 104 POUNDS, CLAIMS TO BE A SHADOW BOXER.WEARS CASUAL DIRTY BLUE JEANS WITH DALLAS COWBOY FIVE TIME CHAMPIONSHIP T-SHIRT AND SIZE 5 CHILDREN'S COWBOY BOOTS THAT WAS TAKEN FROM ONE OF HIS VICTIMS. HE ALSO SPORTS A TEN GALLON WHITE MEXICAN SOMBRERO WITH A TURKEY FEATHER STICKING OUT FROM THE BACK SIDE.OTHER PHYSICAL FEATURES IS HE IS MISSING SEVERAL TEETH HE HAS A GOATEE LONG SCRAGGLY
SIDEBURNS DARK BROWN SKIN PIGMENT. HE ALSO DRIVES A 1971 LIGHT BLUE FORD PINTO AND CARRIES A RED BICYCLE IN THE TRUNK OF THE CAR.WE AT THE DEPARTMENT DESPERATELY NEED TO MAKE AN REARREST AND LOCK HIM UP FOR EVER. your cooperation will be greatly appreciated for leading to his where about's.
Kindly Your
24HOUR DETECTIVE WORKING TO RID EL PASO FROM CHILD MOLESTERS.
I was a gofer with Pinkerton securitas, do you need my help
JWRussell

El Paso, TX

#4 Apr 22, 2012
JWRussell wrote:
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I was a gofer with Pinkerton securitas, do you need my help
You are a lair! I never worked for the PINKeyes.
See the Light

El Paso, TX

#5 Apr 22, 2012
Is Puppetmaster really in jail?
Armando Alvarez

El Paso, TX

#6 Apr 22, 2012
He was caught in a sting operation To Catch a Predator by the FBI, he is incarserated at La Tuna.
thats why he only post at certain times. I did email the warden to let him know he is still getting on the internet somehow and could posess a threat
Old Bill

El Paso, TX

#7 Apr 23, 2012
I vouch for him on the Weekends.
See the Light

El Paso, TX

#9 Apr 23, 2012
Is Puppetmaster and 24 hr detective the same person?
Armando Alvarez

El Paso, TX

#10 Apr 23, 2012
Old Bill wrote:
I vouch for him on the Weekends.
That's because you're down on your knees blowing him off most of the weekend.
STP

El Monte, CA

#11 Apr 23, 2012
Armando Alvarez wrote:
<quoted text>That's because you're down on your knees blowing him off most of the weekend.
Yeah he does.
24 HOUR DETECTIVE

El Paso, TX

#12 Apr 23, 2012
See the Light wrote:
Is Puppetmaster and 24 hr detective the same person?
THAT IS A NEGATIVE FOR I AM A 24 HOUR DETECTIVE WORKING SWING SHIFT TONIGHT TO HELP TRACK DOWN LEWDNESS INDECENT EXPOSING URINATING CHILD PREDATORS THAT ARE CONSTANTLY HANGING OUT IN FRONT OF 7-11 STORE FRONTS.PUPPETMASTER IS IN CALIFORNIA'S OCEANSIDE AND I AM HERE WORKING TO RID THE STREETS OF EL PASO FROM CHILD PREDATORS SUCH AS ARMANDO ALVAREZ PETRO LAUGHING BOY.SEEM HE KEEPS ELUDING CAPTURE SINCE HE CHANGES HIS WARDROBE BY STEALING PEOPLES LAUNDRY FROM THEIR BACKYARDS.PRIMITIVE AS MAY BE THOUSANDS OF EL PASOANS STILL HANG THEIR WASHED LAUNDRY IN THEIR BACKYARDS SINCE THEY REFUSE TO MODERNIZE AND BUY THEMSELVES A NEW CLOTHS DRYER FROM SEARS OR WALMART.PETRO HAS BEEN STEALING PEOPLES LAUNDRY WHILE AT IT HE IS ALSO PEEPING INTO CHILDREN'S BEDROOM WINDOWS.SO AT THIS MOMENT MY AGENTS ARE TRYING TO LOCATE A LT BLUE 1971 FORD PINTO FRONTERA CHIHUAHUA LICENSE PLATE # F-L-A-S-H-E-R 69. if you know about the where about's of this CHILD MOLESTER PETRO CALL ME AT ONCE.
Juan Garcia DeBaca Phd

El Paso, TX

#13 Dec 2, 2012
JWRussell wrote:
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I was a gofer with Pinkerton securitas, do you need my help
I think CPS finally nabbed him.
Lawnmaster

Oceanside, CA

#14 Dec 2, 2012
Juan Gaycia. I want to thank you for all this attention. I love it when one my puppets takes time out their day to honor me and confirms that I own you.
Juan Gomez DeBaca Phd

El Paso, TX

#15 Dec 2, 2012
Lawnmaster wrote:
Juan Gaycia. I want to thank you for all this attention. I love it when one my puppets takes time out their day to honor me and confirms that I own you.
your not puppetmaster your lawnmaster pendejo.
24 HOUR DETECTIVE

El Paso, TX

#16 Dec 21, 2012
We lost his tracks but believe he is now going by the name Lawnmaster.
Old Bill

El Paso, TX

#17 Jan 26, 2013
Did my puppet get 30 years?
Constitutionalis t

United States

#18 Jan 26, 2013
8tt
Old Bill wrote:
Did my puppet get 30 years?
Looks like it, looks like he was hiding out at a church.
DC Dave

El Monte, CA

#19 Jan 29, 2013
Constitutionalist wrote:
8tt<quoted text>
Looks like it, looks like he was hiding out at a church.
And now he/she wants to become involved with the boy scouts of America.
kracker

El Paso, TX

#23 Feb 7, 2013
test
Big Money

El Paso, TX

#26 Feb 9, 2013
Lawnmaster wrote:
Juan Gaycia. I want to thank you for all this attention. I love it when one my puppets takes time out their day to honor me and confirms that I own you.
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