The results are in and they verify that he died, but also some other interesting facts. He had lung cancer, the result of a two pack a day habit. He was found wearing no drawers, which lends support to the theory that he croaked while getting a hummer. The doctor, Juan Contin, examined his dong and balls very closely as well as his butthole but found no foul play. You can read the autopsy on-line if you like and to all you naysayers who don't like our ME, you can take a flying leap because it proves Contin is competent.
Believe it if you want, but Juan Contin has been thoroughly discredited and he didn't even perform an autopsy. Yes, he examined the body, including the private places you read. But nothing was done to look at the inside and now the media has swallowed this explanation. I'd read the report more carefully if I were you and I'd advise the family not to bury him for awhile unless they want for him to be exhumed.
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