He doesn't even make a good burglar. He got caught. Although he states, he was simply climbing a wall and the alarm was activated. Really? And why was burglary the charge and not trespassing?

DWI is ok, so long as youre drunk and simply driving a drunk friend home. Really?

Mom was caught with 650,000 dollars in unreported cash. She wasnt found guilty, but she wasn't found guilty. Really? So now the not guilty are ordered to pay fines?

There was repeated and uninterrupted physical blows on his rear end with Byrds hand, but he wasn't being spanked . Really?

He was crawling on the dance floor, but he states he had simply fallen on a wet floor. Really? Strange the other dancers or walkers didn't fall.

The media states the the video of him crawling or being spanked is unproven. Really? Then why did he admit it was him in the video?

Examples of the "wet dance floor" defense. And you want to send him to Washington? Really?